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I gotta say, Chris has done a lot of pretty stupid stuff and even though some of the things he did were pretty tasteless (9/11 joke, all the comments about the Homos and Niggos) I never felt really angry at him, seeing how he was basically just an angry child who didn't know better...

But this really infuriates me.
I had a dog myself and even when he got old and sick, me and my mother always cared for him, no matter how stressful it was. And seeing how Chris treats his dogs and can't even be bothered to let them out really makes me want to A-Log. :alog:
 
AgentPickle said:
I gotta say, Chris has done a lot of pretty stupid stuff and even though some of the things he did were pretty tasteless (9/11 joke, all the comments about the Homos and Niggos) I never felt really angry at him, seeing how he was basically just an angry child who didn't know better...

But this really infuriates me.
I had a dog myself and even when he got old and sick, me and my mother always cared for him, no matter how stressful it was. And seeing how Chris treats his dogs and can't even be bothered to let them out really makes me want to A-Log. :alog:
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Animals being mistreated is a huge trigger for many people. Especially dogs, that's why we're all so pissed.
 
Brother, Chris probably now dreams of having Crystal with the imaginary pee girl.
 
butt in trouble said:
I wonder if Chris used the pee puddle for "practice"
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It's probably dried up by now, the pee puddle girl turned out to be a dang dirty troll and dumped him.
 
HealthyMcWrap said:
So, can we classify the dog pee stain as a Minor Relic of Fail?
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Well, really he didn't create it, the dog did.
 
AgentPickle said:
I gotta say, Chris has done a lot of pretty stupid stuff and even though some of the things he did were pretty tasteless (9/11 joke, all the comments about the Homos and Niggos) I never felt really angry at him, seeing how he was basically just an angry child who didn't know better...

But this really infuriates me.
I had a dog myself and even when he got old and sick, me and my mother always cared for him, no matter how stressful it was. And seeing how Chris treats his dogs and can't even be bothered to let them out really makes me want to A-Log. :alog:
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This has been kind of a hot issue for me since he got the dogs. I'm a dog owner. There has never been a time where I didn't own a dog. I've never wanted to physically harm Christian, but knowing those dogs are being neglected and live in an honest-to-God literal toilet has made me wish some hurtful things on him. I wish I had those dogs so that they'd have a yard to play in, owners who loved them and actually took care of them, regular vet visits, and people who would actually play and stimulate them. I have a strong feeling those dogs are obese, covered in fleas, and just sit around on a blanket all day and probably only get pet when Christian happens to look away from his vidya as they walk past him and he remembers "oh yeah, I have dogs" and gives them a quick pat on the rump. And I know for a fact they don't get bathed because the Chandlers can't even be fucked to bathe themselves, let alone their pets. And I'm also willing to bet they get fed the cheapest food the chandlers can buy.

Fuck I'm really angry right now.

Holdek said:
HealthyMcWrap said:
So, can we classify the dog pee stain as a Minor Relic of Fail?
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Well, really he didn't create it, the dog did.
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The dogs are more creative and artistic than Christian is.

TrippinKahlua said:
I still don't think I see how this puddle is in the shape of a female...
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Probably because you aren't repugnant autistic mental case.
 
Going over the facebook posts, I stumbled on this one:

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Now, besides him driving Bard to the emergency room for breathing problems... on the things he did that day was "newspaper for my pups". Back then I thought he was just getting newspaper for the pups while they house trained them, but now that we see that the grown dogs are still peeing indoors I wonder if those dogs ever see the light of day now. ; / As many said before the subject of animal neglect is a sensitive one, and I'm guilty of that as well.

Ah well, since the Sweetheart search is the only thing that seems to motivate him these days, maybe he'll come across that "Cute dogs are chick magnets!" idea at some point and start walking them due to that.
 
DJAndyMD said:
What's next? He will see a piece of dog doo that looks like a child.
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"Crystul, no!"

(un)Fortunately I don't live on the American continent, otherwise I would be really tempted to kidnap the Chandler beagles.
 
the dogs are now trolls for creating false sweethearts for chris. and one piss stain was a duck.

total trolls.
 
Just wondering, has someone reported animal cruelty due to living conditions, never getting exercise, etc?

I'm shocked no one hasn't done this yet. :twisted: :alog:
 
CharlesBarkley said:
I'm shocked no one hasn't done this yet. :twisted: :alog:
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That's because tons of people have done it. Or at least suggested that someone else should. :julay:
 
applecat said:
CharlesBarkley said:
I'm shocked no one hasn't done this yet. :twisted: :alog:
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That's because tons of people have done it. Or at least suggested that someone else should. :julay:
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and the city won't do anything about it.


we just have to get our pickle suits and twisted metal masks and extract the doggies from 14bc ourselves
 
CatParty said:
applecat said:
CharlesBarkley said:
I'm shocked no one hasn't done this yet. :twisted: :alog:
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That's because tons of people have done it. Or at least suggested that someone else should. :julay:
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and the city won't do anything about it.


we just have to get our pickle suits and twisted metal masks and extract the doggies from 14bc ourselves
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Mm.. ok. I'll handle this operation, yo. I'll drive out there, bust in and scream "Gay pride dog stealing squad here!" and smash a jar of pickles on the floor. Once Chris starts crying in fear, I'll take some photos then jump kick a bookstand in home to commemorate the event. After I snatch all the animals in the house and make sure they are ready for transport, I'll download a bunch of gay porn on Chris's ideabook and dig up patties grave, using her skeleton as some sort of makeshift totem marking my troll activity.
 
He had to go out and buy newspaper twice in a day? It's true, dogs do take after their owners.
 
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