Facebook status 06 AUG 2013

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The Dude said:
I have a strong feeling those dogs are obese, covered in fleas, and just sit around on a blanket all day and probably only get pet when Christian happens to look away from his vidya as they walk past him and he remembers "oh yeah, I have dogs" and gives them a quick pat on the rump. And I know for a fact they don't get bathed because the Chandlers can't even be fucked to bathe themselves, let alone their pets. And I'm also willing to bet they get fed the cheapest food the chandlers can buy.
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I think this sums it up nicely how we all feel, I have edited the page on the cwciki and thought this was an excellent quote to add.
 
Pikonic said:
The Dude said:
I have a strong feeling those dogs are obese, covered in fleas, and just sit around on a blanket all day and probably only get pet when Christian happens to look away from his vidya as they walk past him and he remembers "oh yeah, I have dogs" and gives them a quick pat on the rump. And I know for a fact they don't get bathed because the Chandlers can't even be fucked to bathe themselves, let alone their pets. And I'm also willing to bet they get fed the cheapest food the chandlers can buy.
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I think this sums it up nicely how we all feel, I have edited the page on the cwciki and thought this was an excellent quote to add.
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Eventually, Chris-Cha­n is going to waddle past those poor dogs, try to give one a "bally scratch" and get his hand chomped by a beagle-mix that hasn't been exercised in six months. When this happens, I hope there's a troll within earshot to record his cries and screams. I really do. :alog:
 
Yawning Squirtle said:
Kinda random but it really grinds my gears when Chris says "pups". No idea if it's a common abbreviation or something, but I can imagine him belching the word out with his southern accent and it annoys me everytime I see it.
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It's not an abbreviation, but in my experience, at least, you might say pup once or twice, but I don't know anyone who uses it regularly.
 
Well, Chris refers to himself as a teenager, so it makes sense he refers to grown dogs as pups. He just plain doesn't understand what adulthood is or when it replaces adolescence.
 
Venusaur said:
Going over the facebook posts, I stumbled on this one:

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I can't believe they're that white trash. I mean I knew Chris & Barb were white trash, but not THIS white trash, to bring the dogs with them to the hospital, probably knowing that Barb was going to be there for hours. Those poor dogs sitting in that hot car. I'm betting 'tard didn't even roll the windows down for them, in fear that a troll would steal them. Also, ew? Letting dogs poop in a hospital parking lot? :roll:
 
He's totally lying, he didn't walk them. :/
 
Marvin said:
Yawning Squirtle said:
Kinda random but it really grinds my gears when Chris says "pups". No idea if it's a common abbreviation or something, but I can imagine him belching the word out with his southern accent and it annoys me everytime I see it.
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It's not an abbreviation, but in my experience, at least, you might say pup once or twice, but I don't know anyone who uses it regularly.
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It's an abbreviation for "pickup", as in the Isuzu P'up:
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I doubt, though, that Chris has any knowledge or interest in 30 year old Japanese light trucks.

When talking about dogs, most people just say "puppy" or "dog", or "doggie" if they wanted to be cute.
 
NiggoFiggo said:
Heh chris going out for newspaper, he lives in a trash heap there is paper everwhere
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The hoard must feed. It demands tribute.
 
Re: Facebook status 6 AUG 2013

It's not notable therefore the digit should not be printed.

Problem?
 
BillRiley said:
Pikonic said:
The Dude said:
I have a strong feeling those dogs are obese, covered in fleas, and just sit around on a blanket all day and probably only get pet when Christian happens to look away from his vidya as they walk past him and he remembers "oh yeah, I have dogs" and gives them a quick pat on the rump. And I know for a fact they don't get bathed because the Chandlers can't even be fucked to bathe themselves, let alone their pets. And I'm also willing to bet they get fed the cheapest food the chandlers can buy.
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I think this sums it up nicely how we all feel, I have edited the page on the cwciki and thought this was an excellent quote to add.
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Eventually, Chris-Cha­n is going to waddle past those poor dogs, try to give one a "bally scratch" and get his hand chomped by a beagle-mix that hasn't been exercised in six months. When this happens, I hope there's a troll within earshot to record his cries and screams. I really do. :alog:
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Has Chris been known to scratch his pets' balls?
 
sparklemilhouse said:
I can't believe they're that white trash. I mean I knew Chris & Barb were white trash, but not THIS white trash, to bring the dogs with them to the hospital, probably knowing that Barb was going to be there for hours. Those poor dogs sitting in that hot car. I'm betting 'tard didn't even roll the windows down for them, in fear that a troll would steal them. Also, ew? Letting dogs poop in a hospital parking lot? :roll:
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I don't think this is an unreasonable thing to do. Young puppies are very mischievous and left unsupervised can cause a lot of damage around the house, chewing on wires, knocking over bins to get food inside, ripping up sofa linings etc. If Chris didn't have a cage or pen to put them in then it wouldn't have been at all unreasonable to take the puppies with him, provided he didn't actually take them inside the hospital itself and he rolled down the windows.
 
Holdek said:
BillRiley said:
Eventually, Chris-Cha­n is going to waddle past those poor dogs, try to give one a "bally scratch" and get his hand chomped by a beagle-mix that hasn't been exercised in six months. When this happens, I hope there's a troll within earshot to record his cries and screams. I really do. :alog:
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Has Chris been known to scratch his pets' balls?
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TOTALLY STR8 GUISE
 
Marvin said:
Yawning Squirtle said:
Kinda random but it really grinds my gears when Chris says "pups". No idea if it's a common abbreviation or something, but I can imagine him belching the word out with his southern accent and it annoys me everytime I see it.
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It's not an abbreviation, but in my experience, at least, you might say pup once or twice, but I don't know anyone who uses it regularly.
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Oh, Ok. I don't think I had ever seen this being used before, so I was curious if it was an actual thing or yet another CWCism.

And yeah, Chris will probably call 'em "pups" for the rest of their lives.
 
BillRiley said:
Eventually, Chris-Cha­n is going to waddle past those poor dogs, try to give one a "bally scratch" and get his hand chomped by a beagle-mix that hasn't been exercised in six months. When this happens, I hope there's a troll within earshot to record his cries and screams. I really do. :alog:
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I hope this happens. Just some kind of "fuck you" for treating the dogs like shit would be nice.
 
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