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exball said:
Good job putting the cat down Chris. That "Kitty" was going to fucking shred your blobby moobs.
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And then thirty seconds later he goes to try to pick her up again. And gets screeched at for his trouble. I love that video.

I really hope those poor cats met a peaceful end and didn't starve to death buried under a mound of thrift-store treasure and :briefs: , desperate and miserable.
 
I have to wonder if all the Chandler animals act like that around him. The cats sure seem to hate him, but do the other pets?
 
One of the newer leaked pics shows him holding one of the new beagles. He has a tender, motherly look on his face and the dog looks TERRIFIED.
 
Hunk said:
I have to wonder if all the Chandler animals act like that around him. The cats sure seem to hate him, but do the other pets?
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To kind of go hand in hand with this question, how aware is Chris of this? I'm guessing not at all from that video.

This certainly puts a new spin on Patti.
 
Francis York Morgan said:
Hunk said:
I have to wonder if all the Chandler animals act like that around him. The cats sure seem to hate him, but do the other pets?
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To kind of go hand in hand with this question, how aware is Chris of this? I'm guessing not at all from that video.

This certainly puts a new spin on Patti.
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kinda this much aware

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Kosher Dill said:
One of the newer leaked pics shows him holding one of the new beagles. He has a tender, motherly look on his face and the dog looks TERRIFIED.
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It may think it's in for a "bally scratch."

My dog always liked being scratched gently on the head and behind the ears, but I have a feeling Chris is calling it a "bally scratch" because he's gripping and releasing the head like a stress ball. Chris is using his dogs to alleviate his |:( .

At least it's better than him scratching the dog's balls. :tomgirl:

Francis York Morgan said:
Hunk said:
I have to wonder if all the Chandler animals act like that around him. The cats sure seem to hate him, but do the other pets?
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To kind of go hand in hand with this question, how aware is Chris of this? I'm guessing not at all from that video.

This certainly puts a new spin on Patti.
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We all know Chris loved Patti.

What's uncertain is if Patti liked Chris at all.
 
Pee girl

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How the fuck does this even remotely resemble a girl?
 
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Paradox Man said:
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How the fuck does this even remotely resemble a girl?
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Have you ever seen his drawings? He doesn't exactly have a firm grasp on what the human form looks like.
 
Marvin said:
Seahorses said:
I don't see the girl shape. It kinda looks like Sonichu to me.
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Really, I just saw something that resembled a stick figure with an oversized, lumpy head. I didn't see anything specifically masculine or feminine about it.
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Hm.
 

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Count groudon said:
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God only knows what Chris has done to those cats to make them so pissed
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He "piddled" them. :tomgirl:
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Are you saying he :julay:'d them?
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Chris said:
I understand. You may or may not have had much exposure to sexual images as I've had, so the idea of a "hand job"...as part of outtercourse (versus intercourse) was a surprise to you. I'm sorry.
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:tomgirl:
 
Count groudon said:
Holdek said:
Male said:
God only knows what Chris has done to those cats to make them so pissed
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He "piddled" them. :tomgirl:
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Are you saying he :julay:'d them?
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It's another little known CWCism - originally from his video:

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Fat Dummy is trying to say the word "diddle" and fucks it up.

(Edit: while I doubt Chris­-Chan has ever tried to "diddle" one of his cats, I think it fairly likely that he's tried to swing one around by it's tail like he saw in da Tom and Jerry cartoons, and such.)
 
BillRiley said:
Count groudon said:
Holdek said:
He "piddled" them. :tomgirl:
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Are you saying he :julay:'d them?
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It's another little known CWCism - originally from his video:

[youtube]dMZAsb2ALIM[/youtube]

Fat Dummy is trying to say the word "diddle" and fucks it up.

(Edit: while I doubt Chris­-Chan has ever tried to "diddle" one of his cats, I think it fairly likely that he's tried to swing one around by it's tail like he saw in da Tom and Jerry cartoons, and such.)
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I don't like his long pause after his denial, as if he's reconsidering what he just said. :|
 
I was always under the impression that someone called him a "Kiddie-Fiddler" AKA Pedofork, and he misinterpreted it as Kitty Fiddler.
 
potrzebie said:
I was always under the impression that someone called him a "Kiddie-Fiddler" AKA Pedofork, and he misinterpreted it as Kitty Fiddler.
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Nah, it was specifically his cats.
 
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