Facebook Status August 18, 2013

[Tubular Monkey]

I know a certain internet-famous autistic transvestite homophobe who went to Good-Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil.

Seriously though, you live in rural Virginia. Your apparel is going to make you the victim of a hate crime, you lunkhead.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

No insults or complaining? That's odd.

Well, I'm sure he'll make up for it In the next status.

He just got something new. He's probably still riding the high and looking at his feet every 5 minutes.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Goddamn, look at that urine-stained floor.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

If you told me a 31 year old man was wearing those shoes I'd ask what he would have gotten had he won the bet.

 

[LordCustos3]

Goddamn, look at that urine-stained floor.

Some of that might've even come from the dogs.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Good to see we're over halfway through the month and there's still a little left in the tank!

Budgeting is a very important life skill to have for the -less future CWC!

 

[fridgesrants]

I am still amazed that Chris has been a Tom Girl for over 2 years. Also why did he buy women's shoes? He really cannot save up the money and get some regular men shoes so he looks like a 31 year old man and not a creepy transvestite.

 

[Bridechu]

As a runner, these shoes actually aren't that bad. Your running shoes are kind of allowed, and maybe even expected, to be a little obnoxious in colour, especially in the laces. And powder blue and pink don't even clash, and the green's barely noticeable.

Also as a runner, Chris will likely fuck up his feet if he actually tries to run in women's shoes. But who am I joking? He won't.

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

Man I thought Chris was getting out of his Tomgirl bullshit.

 

[Male]

Good for you.
Women will still not approach you though.

 

[Sakamoto]

Fabulous, darling, fabulous.

 

[CalmMyTits]

Guys, guys... that doesn't look like a piss-stained floor to me.

...It looks like a piss-stained wall.

I'm not sure how high up Chris' feet are, so I don't know if that stain would have come from the dogs or... something else.

 

[Donald Duck]

Guys, guys... that doesn't look like a piss-stained floor to me.

...It looks like a piss-stained wall.

I'm not sure how high up Chris' feet are, so I don't know if that stain would have come from the dogs or... something else.

I was just about to say, that looks more like a wall than the floor... In which case, WTF is wrong with his walls?!

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

As a runner, these shoes actually aren't that bad. Your running shoes are kind of allowed, and maybe even expected, to be a little obnoxious in colour, especially in the laces. And powder blue and pink don't even clash, and the green's barely noticeable.

Also as a runner, Chris will likely fuck up his feet if he actually tries to run in women's shoes. But who am I joking? He won't.

Chris is going to walk in them while wearing blue jeans and an off-white shirt with a stretched collar. He'll also be holding up his jeans with one hand.

Oh, and a duct tape iphone case as a necklace.

I don't think he owns anything to make those shoes work. Pink chucks might be almost workable if he insists on a girly vibe. Would still look off but better than women running shoes on a fat stationary man.

 

[Bridechu]

As a runner, these shoes actually aren't that bad. Your running shoes are kind of allowed, and maybe even expected, to be a little obnoxious in colour, especially in the laces. And powder blue and pink don't even clash, and the green's barely noticeable.

Also as a runner, Chris will likely fuck up his feet if he actually tries to run in women's shoes. But who am I joking? He won't.

Chris is going to walk in them while wearing blue jeans and an off-white shirt with a stretched collar. He'll also be holding up his jeans with one hand.

Oh, and a duct tape iphone case as a necklace.

I don't think he owns anything to make those shoes work. Pink chucks might be almost workable if he insists on a girly vibe. Would still look off but better than women running shoes on a fat stationary man.

I feel like a complete douche nozzle just for knowing this shit, but "real runners" don't want their shoes to "work" with anything. It's this weird counterculture thing against running being popular that they don't want their stuff to match. This of course has led to obnoxiously coloured running shoes becoming popular, so everyone can be a special snowflake.

But yeah, the most walking Chris will be doing in these is in a WalMart, and that's if he hasn't de-evolved into using one of those fat people motor carts.

 

[The Dude]

His "new" shoes look like someone's old shoes. Also, Dat Wall. Chris doesn't buy clothes or shoes, he buys woman repellent.

 

[The Dude]

As a runner, these shoes actually aren't that bad. Your running shoes are kind of allowed, and maybe even expected, to be a little obnoxious in colour, especially in the laces. And powder blue and pink don't even clash, and the green's barely noticeable.

Also as a runner, Chris will likely fuck up his feet if he actually tries to run in women's shoes. But who am I joking? He won't.

Chris is going to walk in them while wearing blue jeans and an off-white shirt with a stretched collar. He'll also be holding up his jeans with one hand.

Oh, and a duct tape iphone case as a necklace.

I don't think he owns anything to make those shoes work. Pink chucks might be almost workable if he insists on a girly vibe. Would still look off but better than women running shoes on a fat stationary man.

I feel like a complete douche nozzle just for knowing this shit, but "real runners" don't want their shoes to "work" with anything. It's this weird counterculture thing against running being popular that they don't want their stuff to match. This of course has led to obnoxiously coloured running shoes becoming popular, so everyone can be a special snowflake.

But yeah, the most walking Chris will be doing in these is in a WalMart, and that's if he hasn't de-evolved into using one of those fat people motor carts.

I can totally see Chris on an Electronic Convenience Vehicle tweeting the little horn and saying "excuse me" as obnoxiously as possible.

 

[Lady Houligan]

I can totally see Chris on an Electronic Convenience Vehicle tweeting the little horn and saying "excuse me" as obnoxiously as possible.

Somehow I don't see him even saying "excuse me", just grunting as he drives the ECV into someone's cart so he can push it aside and get to the Hungry Man dinners that much faster.

 

[The Dude]

I can totally see Chris on an Electronic Convenience Vehicle tweeting the little horn and saying "excuse me" as obnoxiously as possible.

Somehow I don't see him even saying "excuse me", just grunting as he drives the ECV into someone's cart so he can push it aside and get to the Hungry Man dinners that much faster.

Or the girl LEGO. Or the vidya. Or the Orange Fanta.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Jesus what the hell is that on his wall?