Facebook Status August 18, 2013

[Sweet and Savoury]

With mold and bacteria hidden in there, I bet that the virus that will bring the zombie apocalypse is being brewed in their ready to be released.

Great, just great. Leave it to Chrissy to bring about the zombie apocalypse.

And I just paid off my car too.

 

[Bugaboo]

I'm pretty sure Kenneth just became Chris's worst enemy with that statement right there.

 

[SkeletonGrandma]

Has Chris read that pick up artist book "The Game?"* I only know from Parks & Rec that there is something called peacocking where you wear some stupid hat or something absurd to get girls to notice you, but the target audience for your stupid outfit is a bar or a club. If you wear an outrageous outfit to McDonalds you are just a crazy person

*I know he hasn't read it, somebody please make him read it. Chris doing pick up moves would be hilarious

 

[Pikimon]

I would have gotten some Toms, theyre comftorable at least

 

[Varis]

What's this? Kenneth agreeing with us and approving of Chris finally embracing his homosexuality?

K. Engelhardt.JPG

Well, who would've guessed?

Kenny be trollin.

Now waiting for Chris to... delete his comment in a fit of rage.

 

[CWCissey]

Right, which one of you weens is Kenneth?

As for the shoes, my mother has a pair like that (except she has white laces that don't look godawful) I'd also like to think that Chris' feet aren't that small but I wouldn't be surprised if they're atrophying to little trotters due to not being used.

 

[Apr12n]

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY

 

[José Mourinho]

Why do I get the feeling that when I see these shoes, Chris might become an adult baby?

 

[Lefty's Revenge]

Has Chris read that pick up artist book "The Game?"* I only know from Parks & Rec that there is something called peacocking where you wear some stupid hat or something absurd to get girls to notice you, but the target audience for your stupid outfit is a bar or a club. If you wear an outrageous outfit to McDonalds you are just a crazy person

*I know he hasn't read it, somebody please make him read it. Chris doing pick up moves would be hilarious

It would be hilarious, but remember, Chris doesn't take advice. Ever. Except for that one book from that 6 year old.

I'd like to think that Chris would be hesitant to delete Kenneth because of his past asspats but he probably will. Hell, I just want to see him respond.

Those shoes irritate me and that house is filthy.

 

[exball]

What's this? Kenneth agreeing with us and approving of Chris finally embracing his homosexuality?



Well, who would've guessed?

So Kengle shows his true colors at last. ]P

 

[CatParty]

Kengle and Veronica are probably the same person

 

[exball]

^ I wouldn't be surprised if Kengle just spends his day talking to himself.

 

[CatParty]

Kengle is Chris.

 

[Marvin]

>not realizing that Kenneth Engelhardt is a tryhard troll who earned Chris' trust and is now just releasing his dirty, crapped payload

KEngel actually still isn't on Chris' friends list, Chris never dealt with him to any significant extent. KEngel is just talking to himself, because Chris isn't listening.

 

[Bobby Boulders]

Surprisingly, Chris has a really good sense of color theory, and deciding which colors go well together. With that said, it's an even bigger surprise that he didn't get some New Balances. I'm not sure if it's just a "me" observation, but NB's seem to be the brand of choice for 'tards, 'spergs and autists alike.

 

[CatParty]

Surprisingly, Chris has a really good sense of color theory, and deciding which colors go well together. With that said, it's an even bigger surprise that he didn't get some New Balances. I'm not sure if it's just a "me" observation, but NB's seem to be the brand of choice for 'tards, 'spergs and autists alike.

www.hulu.com/watch/486598


Immediately came to mind.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Surprisingly, Chris has a really good sense of color theory, and deciding which colors go well together. With that said, it's an even bigger surprise that he didn't get some New Balances. I'm not sure if it's just a "me" observation, but NB's seem to be the brand of choice for 'tards, 'spergs and autists alike.

I think Chris needs to theorize a little harder on his color choices. As for Sonichu, Crayola spent trillions of dollars and murdered countless puppies to identify colors that all play well together.

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

OPL probably aint run since the incident at The Game Place two years back.

 

[applecat]

Surprisingly, Chris has a really good sense of color theory, and deciding which colors go well together.

No, he really doesn't.

 

[derpi]

Surprisingly, Chris has a really good sense of color theory, and deciding which colors go well together.

No, he really doesn't.

That pony is painted so badly...