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sparklemilhouse said:
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Here they are, on Target's website, however, they're in grey:

http://www.target.com/p/women-s-c9-by-c ... medium_1_5

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Yup, he went to the GetTar region for 'em.
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I just fucking knew these were Champions by those stupid knobs on the bottom. I might still have a pair in my basement that I got from a well-meaning great aunt. I'm not super picky about my shoes, but they're really terrible.
 
Null said:
so we have a 7 8 page thread about chris' shoes
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We have three pages about Chris eating ethnic food.
Five pages on what 10th and 11th grade were like for him.
Seventeen pages about his car being on Google Maps or something.
Fifteen pages on a recording of him crying about his father's death.
Twelve pages of his dog pissing on a newspaper.
 
CompyRex said:
Null said:
so we have a 7 8 page thread about chris' shoes
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We have three pages about Chris and ethnic food.
Five pages on what 10th and 11th grade were like for him.
Seventeen pages about his car being on Google Maps or something.
Fifteen pages on a recording of him crying about his father's death.
Twelve pages of his dog pissing on a newspaper.
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Truly these are dark times
 
Null said:
so we have a 7 8 page thread about chris' shoes
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Oh, Null, Null, Null... have you forgotten where you are? We'd discuss Chris's eyebrows if we were truly desperate. But aren't they really weird? And what about the shape they're in, it's like a permanent look of confusion ramble ramble ramble 56 pages speculating on the greasy shine alone...
 
I think the reason why we keep on making fun of the shoes is because they're clearly womens shoes. So he's still attempting to do the tomgirl thing.
 
sparklemilhouse said:
I think the reason why we keep on making fun of the shoes is because they're clearly womens shoes. So he's still attempting to do the tomgirl thing.
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And the fact that he made them even girlier with those pink shoelaces.
 
KatsuKitty said:
Maybe it's time to rethink the "No shit is too minor" slogan.
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In that case you'd pretty much have to change the slogan to just "no shit" because stuff like this is all we seem to get now.
 
Well, I re-looked at Chris's FB post, and those shoes are truly horrendous.
 
Da Pickle Monsta said:
Well, I re-looked at Chris's FB post, and those shoes are truly horrendous.
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I suppose on a grown man / woman yes...

but on a kid in elementary schools. I wouldn't really care.
Also, I want to cashier's face when Chris bought these shoes for himself.
 
^ Sometimes when I can't sleep I think about how what those Sephora ladies said after he left the day he asked for a makeup consultation. They probably died laughing.
 
You know there's a Facebook post out there by one of the girls who worked there in the vein of a "crazy pacer" type essay.
 
sparklemilhouse said:
^ Sometimes when I can't sleep I think about how what those Sephora ladies said after he left the day he asked for a makeup consultation. They probably died laughing.
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Considering I get dirty looks for merely walking in there as a female browsing for make up, they may have went into shock and scared themselves to death seeing Chris in there.
 
They always think I'm a shoplifter since I like to walk around the store a few times before I make my decision on anything.

I would not be surprised if Chris gets looked at closely on security cams when he goes into a store. Maybe not somewhere big like Walmart, but Target or the drugstore. In the past he seemed to carry around a huge backpack with him everywhere he went, back in his "love quest attraction sign" days.
 
Coffee Overdose said:
Da Pickle Monsta said:
Well, I re-looked at Chris's FB post, and those shoes are truly horrendous.
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I suppose on a grown man / woman yes...

but on a kid in elementary schools. I wouldn't really care.
Also, I want to cashier's face when Chris bought these shoes for himself.
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Cashier: Would you like me to bag these?
Chris: No thank you, I will be wearing these out!
Cashier: Dafuq?
 
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