Facebook Update 05/28/14 Looks like Simonla isn't the only zombie

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you didn't even ask him if he still poops himself, sir I am tad disappointed.

That's because we already know the answer to that sir. :P

Yes from the message you sent Chris

Ooops! I thought you were saying you were pretty aloggish sorry. But yes. Like I said, I'm just expressing honest thoughts. Okay, I did sounded a bit like a dick but whatever. It baffles me how Maslow's hierarchy of needs doesn't seem to apply to Chris.
 
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I found the toy I'm sending fatty. This will be the closest thing to Bob. Robert cop will inspire his ass.
 

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I should've known!
Now he will become Barb's twin. Sharing clothes, hairstyles, makeup, oh boy.
Sometimes Chris's antics come when I need them. Right now my heart level is at :heart-empty: tomorrow the dog I had since I was eight is being put down and I was stuck running a kids party at work. Right now I just need to see my pet lol cow shine.
 
Oka oka! I sent OPL a long message. I hope my English is understandable here.



And this is his response.

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What was I saying that was mandatory? And he thinks I put together a wishlist though I don't have time for one. I think he's trying to avoid my question. This time, I won't post a long message. I'll ask him a question why he has a wishlist of Lego.
Your english is fine.

The problem with stuff like this is that fatty has no understanding of scale. Anytime aspects of scale get involved in things, they always get sidetracked by fatty's emotions. Fatty feels like he deserves something, even if it's super unlikely, so fatty should get it! And when he doesn't, people, trolls or emmanuelgod are trolling him.

Fatty "invests" in lottery tickets, for fucks sake.

Trying to inspire some feeling of gratefulness about how good his situation is a waste of time.

The best way to fuck with Chris' tiny peanut brain is to use indisputable facts. When you challenge his worldview with indisputable facts, his brain comes to a complete stop. A great example is when Chris tried to do a pullup. I love this because, while Chris might've thought the pullup would be easy, he couldn't even do one and that blew his fucking mind. You can almost hear the gears turning in his head as the realization became apparent to him...
 
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