Facebook Update 05/28/14 Looks like Simonla isn't the only zombie

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DrChristianTroy said:
He went from begging for girl friends to friends to friends he has to build himself. What's the next step, holograms?
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Well, he already begged Nintendo for hologram Pokemon...

LegoTugboat said:
Implying that the library wouldn't burn any books returned by the Chandlers.
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Yeah, if there were any library books in there (which I sincerely doubt), Chris and his Keurig pretty much saved Charlottesvile library some money by burning it himself.
 
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A-Stump said:
Chris would bitch and whine if you sent him used Lego, nice try :ween:
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I was thinking of sending him one of those fake lego sets you might find in a cheap Chinese toy store... but then I realized that even though he might complain, he'll likely still play with them and enjoy them anyway. Plus even though they're cheap knockoffs, I'd still be spending my own money to buy it and ship it to him, which means either way, I'd lose. So fuck that, he get's nothing!
 
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The donation box was failed experiment in trying to make Chris appreciate what he has. Chris is like a demon that feeds off of the goodwill of others, until their saintly intentions transform into hatred.

Basically, Chris is some kind of Cenobite.
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bradsternum said:
The donation box was failed experiment in trying to make Chris appreciate what he has. Chris is like a demon that feeds off of the goodwill of others, until their saintly intentions transform into hatred.

Basically, Chris is some kind of Cenobite.
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Well... to be honest I could see him dressing like one. Imagine Chris in some sort of weird leather bondage outfight that's about two sizes too small. Basically like this...

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But... with leather instead of a bra and construction paper...
 
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Mogambo said:
Well... to be honest I could see him dressing like one. Imagine Chris in some sort of weird leather bondage outfight that's about two sizes too small. Basically like this...

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But... with leather instead of a bra and construction paper...
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That's nasty. The abortion of the hamburglar costume he's wearing along with the sports bra insanity makes this picture one of his most disturbing. Nobody would guess he was going for hamburglar with that. He really does look like he's dressed as a gimp of some kind.

Somebody send him one of those leather face masks with the zippers all over. How long would it be before he made a video wearing it?
 
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Mogambo said:
Well... to be honest I could see him dressing like one. Imagine Chris in some sort of weird leather bondage outfight that's about two sizes too small. Basically like this...

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But... with leather instead of a bra and construction paper...
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"AYEEEEEEEfolks! ROBBOL ROBBOL ROBBOL!!!"
 
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soIregistered said:
I think it was just a general decree that we wouldn't give them attention because A.) Kengle used to post here and loves it when he is acknowledged, and B.) Waterhead used to search the forums and also thought he was important when we talked about him.
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Kengle is a legit sperg who is probably in his early 50s who is such a god damn failure he can't even become a lolcow on his own because he's completely bland other than his hideous art.
I don't know about Bobby Boucher. Started out a white knight but figured out Chris is a jackass. Definitely a sperg. I think the reason why we frown down upon discussing them is because they're the human equivalent of watching paint dry, yet are jealous of all the attention Chris gets from us.
 
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Is kengle autistic too? He reminds me of David tanny--in his early 50s, but still naive about everything, and he thinks he's funny when he's not.
 
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Donald Duck said:
I was thinking of sending him one of those fake lego sets you might find in a cheap Chinese toy store... but then I realized that even though he might complain, he'll likely still play with them and enjoy them anyway. Plus even though they're cheap knockoffs, I'd still be spending my own money to buy it and ship it to him, which means either way, I'd lose. So fuck that, he get's nothing!
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Borb actually got him one of those once for his birthday, check the Cwcki.
 
Ron_Swanson said:
I'm fairly sure that's his version of Voldo from Soul Calibur, per request of Jackie or Ivy. I'll leave the google image searching to you.
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Oh I've played Soul Calibur, however he is going "robble robble" and zooming in on a picture of a cheeseburger on his television. Either he's doing the Hamburglar or he doesn't know who Voldo is. Or both.
 
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Mogambo said:
Oh I've played Soul Calibur, however he is going "robble robble" and zooming in on a picture of a cheeseburger on his television. Either he's doing the Hamburglar or he doesn't know who Voldo is. Or both.
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Probably a mixture of both, as Chris is likely too lazy to do the full Hamburglar regalia and figured that "close enough".
 
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