Facebook Update 05/28/14 Looks like Simonla isn't the only zombie

[ShittyRecolor]

Maybe it would be easier if Chris told us what the fuck he doesn't want in Lego form.

I'm pretty sure these would fit that category:

Then again, in reality I'm pretty sure he'd love to have these in his collection. Just as spare parts though, nothing else, no siree...

 

[Meeko]

Then again, in reality I'm pretty sure he'd love to have these in his collection. Just as spare parts though, nothing else, no siree...

Odds are we'd end up pictures where the gay Lego characters are in completely hetero relationships. The Jerkops might actually remain "as is" because he could use them to further his fantasies that police are evil and that they're just there to give him a hard time.

 

[Wall of Originals]

He went from begging for girl friends to friends to friends he has to build himself. What's the next step, holograms?

HOLOGRAM SWEETHEART FROM THE GROUND-UP <3

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Is kengle autistic too? He reminds me of David tanny--in his early 50s, but still naive about everything, and he thinks he's funny when he's not.

I'm not going to give him any attention but a simple googling will make it pretty obvious. It's a bunch of disorganized sperging and nothing of lulzy interest other than his complete shit art. It's almost like he wishes he could be a lolcow.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Is kengle autistic too?

http://www.sonichenandrosechen.com/

 

[Doctor Duke]

Oh holy sweet Jesus I had never seen THAT before.

My brain is crying

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Oh shit, I didn't know he had an online presence. D: that is a grown ass man with a site like that. He had to be in his late 30s or 40s when weaboo stuff like this got popular--but yet he latched onto it?

I googled him and he's a BOOKKEEPER?! He has a real job? The fuck.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

Kengle works for the mob?

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

sperg squad is like the candyman, they'll only show up if you say their name so knock it off

 

[Donald Duck]

Borb actually got him one of those once for his birthday, check the Cwcki.

Yes, I'm aware of that. That's where I got the idea.

I'd say his expression there was one of disappointment, but it's hard to tell with Chris since that dull, empty headed look could just be his default "expression".

 

[Coldgrip]

I think that he was trying to pull off a "look how cool I am" look in that picture. I mean it's Chris, he thinks he's the most socially awesome dude of all ages on the planet.

 

[ShittyRecolor]

Odds are we'd end up pictures where the gay Lego characters are in completely hetero relationships. The Jerkops might actually remain "as is" because he could use them to further his fantasies that police are evil and that they're just there to give him a hard time.

Or maybe he'd use that lego penis to at last give Sonichu the 7 inch lightening rod he's always deserved... hurrrk... quick, to the nearest vomitarium!

 

[Mogambo]

Yes, I'm aware of that. That's where I got the idea.

I'd say his expression there was one of disappointment, but it's hard to tell with Chris since that dull, empty headed look could just be his default "expression".

Maybe its the autism, but that dumb look on his face and those dead, soulless eyes just make him look disinterested, or perhaps even angry at the gift. Like he's going to sperg out and break them dead or something. Also, I love how he's wearing his ubiquitous clownshirt, pedoglasses and of course the Sonichu medallion. It just makes him look like a bigger idiot than he already is...

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

^I always thought he was just fussy because he was forced to sit still for 10 seconds to take a picture rather than be allowed to play with his toys NOW NOW NOW NOW.

 

[Donald Duck]

Maybe its the autism, but that dumb look on his face and those dead, soulless eyes just make him look disinterested, or perhaps even angry at the gift. Like he's going to sperg out and break them dead or something. Also, I love how he's wearing his ubiquitous clownshirt, pedoglasses and of course the Sonichu medallion. It just makes him look like a bigger idiot than he already is...

According to the cwcki, that picture was taken in 2005 at age 23 and nearly 10 years later at the age of 32, he still hasn't reached adulthood yet.

 

[deeman]

Maybe its the autism, but that dumb look on his face and those dead, soulless eyes just make him look disinterested, or perhaps even angry at the gift. Like he's going to sperg out and break them dead or something. Also, I love how he's wearing his ubiquitous clownshirt, pedoglasses and of course the Sonichu medallion. It just makes him look like a bigger idiot than he already is...

And what the fuck is Gumby?

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

And what the fuck is Gumby?

Gumby is basically Chris. His own life sucks so he uses magic power to live in fantasy worlds inside books.

 

[Mogambo]

Gumby is basically Chris. His own life sucks so he uses magic power to live in fantasy worlds inside books.

And, like most things in Chris' world, it came out in the 50s or 60s. He's sort of like a caveman; he just doesn't relate well to modern civilization.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

And, like most things in Chris' world, it came out in the 50s or 60s. He's sort of like a caveman; he just doesn't relate well to modern civilization.

I don't know, I think in a caveman situation, Chris would long since have starved, been eaten by tigers or died during a game of Club-the-Autistic.

 

[libertyoftheaether]

I don't know, I think in a caveman situation, Chris would long since have starved, been eaten by tigers or died during a game of Club-the-Autistic.

He'd also complain about how the fruit is hanging too high in the trees and that the other cavemen strong enough to climb the trees were breaking the rules.