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DrChristianTroy said:
Naturally Anna compliments him on being totally creative.
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Oh yeah, he's got asspats coming in from every direction.

And y'know, he cut out a little hole so the camera can see through. Except I doubt he was careful enough to make sure it was big enough, so all the pictures he takes will have a duct-tape border around all of them. It's like those polaroid apps, except even more hipster!
 
I imagine he has more money to blow on this apple stuff because Bob is no longer around to make him pay rent. I don't know if Barb is continuing Bob's rent policy.

I have to admit, part of me is impressed at the fact that Chris made his own case out of duct tape and all that. But then when it comes to electronics, Chris has proven he is willing to go above and beyond (such as the PsTriple) Well, above and beyond by Chris standards.

But fuck, if he really has more money, he should spend it on a proper case.
 
Well, he has more money because his tugboat went up at some point. I don't think Barb is making him pay rent, necessarily, but they do have bills and Chris is definitely involved with them.

But yeah, Chris made this playlist: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL ... 6r9daIUdZS

Chris thinks he's so clever.
 
Marvin, do you have any idea approximately how much Chris is now getting per month?
 
Christer Saga Begins!

Also, fuck him for breaking an iPod touch America bought him.
 
actually, didn't he have that "invention" monstrosity in that pic of him with all his vidya spread out at mcdonalds?
 
CalmMyTits said:
Marvin, do you have any idea approximately how much Chris is now getting per month?
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Well, what, he was getting like $800 awhile back? I don't know, I don't really have any firm numbers anymore. He might've gotten something because of Bob's death, but then again, I don't know if that increase was just a bonus or if it was permanent. Also, doesn't welfare usually increase anyway because of inflation? But that wouldn't be that much, inflation isn't that high.

Anyway, I'm rambling. My answer is that, while I used to have a better idea, I don't have anything concrete recently.
 
Marvin said:
CalmMyTits said:
Marvin, do you have any idea approximately how much Chris is now getting per month?
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Well, what, he was getting like $800 awhile back? I don't know, I don't really have any firm numbers anymore. He might've gotten something because of Bob's death, but then again, I don't know if that increase was just a bonus or if it was permanent. Also, doesn't welfare usually increase anyway because of inflation? But that wouldn't be that much, inflation isn't that high.

Anyway, I'm rambling. My answer is that, while I used to have a better idea, I don't have anything concrete recently.
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I don't remember my source, but IIRC it was about $890.
 
CatParty said:
i feel totally awful, because for the first time ever, thanks to looking at that playlist, i wanted to smack him. (:_(
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Welcome to the club. Chris can live in his own filth, cut off from human contact and disliked by the few people he comes in contact with, but he will always smugly look down on the rest of the world. He lives upstairs in his mother's house, in a room full of toys, judging us. It must be nice to be insane.
 
I have only read the first post of this thread, but is this an article by Chris, himself? No one says inputed, as the past form of input is.... INPUT!
Inputed is not a word, and I have only seen Chris use it.
Is he trying to hoax shit himself now?
 
BigBoss said:
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I was wondering about that odd fuzzy strip in the photos in the first post, and had assumed Chris was just too dumb to realize you shouldn't place your finger over the shutter. But now I realize it was actually this.

Does he just not notice that the camera hole needs to be widened a bit, or does he not care?
 
"Tucked in my bosom" is probably the most revolting thing I have ever seen him say or write.
 
Fuzzy Wuzzy said:
Doesn't the iPhone also function like an iPod? Because its rare I meet people who own both. I never thought that his tugboat can allow him to own both. What was he thinking when he decided to get both an iPhone and iPod at the expense of taxpayer's money?
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Probably the same thing he thinks when he buys both a physical and digital copy of a game.

Himawari said:
Does he just not notice that the camera hole needs to be widened a bit, or does he not care?
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Considering he didn't bother to replace his damaged PSEye, even when it skipped frames/audio? I'm sure he doesn't care. Then again, he doesn't seem to check things before he uploads them, so he might not notice either.
 
Null said:
"Tucked in my bosom" is probably the most revolting thing I have ever seen him say or write.
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allow me to correct you

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pleasant night terrors
 
The problem with that is the disconnect. He's just quoting porn and what he's read on wikipedia. It's gross, yeah, but the thing that makes that statement absolutely grotesque is that it's real.

He actually tucks that mangled, duck-tape crucified device between his massive sweaty tits and pressed against his chest with a muscle bra. He'll walk around and pull that thing out in public from between his massive breasts in front of other human beings,that are unwittingly forced to behold him retrieving broken phone wrapped in silver bondage, perhaps seductively winking to any woman he notices caught aghast by the scene.
 
^ I hope the local mcdonalds has an excellent therapist on hand
 
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