Facebook Update 2013-05-19

[sparklemilhouse]

This is the most ghetto shit I've seen in a long while.

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[Batman VS Tony Danza]

That ipod is fucked up worse than I thought.

 

[Null]

Google searches seem to indicate "iDea" does not exist as a word elsewhere. So, unless someone says otherwise (or just feels like ruining it), this is the most original name he's come up with in a while.

That is an exuberantly generous statement given the originality of Apple product names.

 

[Male]

So Chris cracked his iPod...

-spoiler alert-

Teens are now wild about defecating themselves.
Wear those with pride. Chris.

 

[Henry Bemis]

Google searches seem to indicate "iDea" does not exist as a word elsewhere. So, unless someone says otherwise (or just feels like ruining it), this is the most original name he's come up with in a while.

That is an exuberantly generous statement given the originality of Apple product names.

What are we, if not exuberantly generous?

 

[CatParty]

I think it's been around for a while, if not a prototype of it has been spotted before.

(Excuse the drunk drawing with shitty photo editor app)

Not to mention he probably cracked his iPod when slamming the iDea shut during a MLP induced rage.

 

[pickleniggo]

This is the most ghetto shit I've seen in a long while.

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Hahaha, it's maddening! And I JUST noticed the whole "iDea book" name. At first glance I thought he was just losing his ability to form cohesive words, so now I'm really just .

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

Except it breaks the pattern. In real Apple products, everything after the "i," if you count "Mac," has always been a preexisting word. Phone, Pad, Pod. What's a "dea"?

 

[Hyperion]

He should have called it iRecycle.

 

[BigBoss]

He should have called it iRecycle.

Or iAmstraight.

 

[homerbeoulve]

Or iTomgirl.

 

[Holdek]

Naturally Anna compliments him on being totally creative.

Oh yeah, he's got asspats coming in from every direction.

And y'know, he cut out a little hole so the camera can see through. Except I doubt he was careful enough to make sure it was big enough, so all the pictures he takes will have a duct-tape border around all of them. It's like those polaroid apps, except even more hipster!

there are holes for the cameras to see through very well,

Looks like it's vs. once again!

 

[trip2themoon]

Spoiler

All of the new photos of his "iDea Book Case," which consists of his iPhone, his iPod, some holes for accessories, some bubble wrap, and duct tape.

This is the most ghetto shit I've seen in a long while. Chris, you're supposed to protect your belongings before they get crushed, you giant ass. Also why even bother keeping the cracked iPod if you have a new one? Goddamn.

Because transferring all his awesome tunes like Britany Speirs to a new device is stressful.

 

[cubesandcubes]

I would love to see Chris try to become a hipster, with the dyed hair, skinny jeans, etc.

 

[Caddchef]

I would love to see Chris try to become a hipster, with the dyed hair, skinny jeans, etc.

Chris in skinny jeans... thanks that's another horror whose image has been burned into my mind.

 

[pickleniggo]

I would love to see Chris try to become a hipster, with the dyed hair, skinny jeans, etc.

Chris in skinny jeans... thanks that's another horror whose image has been burned into my mind.

Skinny jeans leave no room for DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS. Just think about that for a moment. :?

 

[cubesandcubes]

I would love to see Chris try to become a hipster, with the dyed hair, skinny jeans, etc.

Chris in skinny jeans... thanks that's another horror whose image has been burned into my mind.

Skinny jeans leave no room for DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS. Just think about that for a moment. :?

OPL could out-hipster any hipster now living. He is that idiosyncratic. He also has a veritable ARSENAL of truly obscurantist, totally "authentic" references, knowledge and experiences.

 

[CalmMyTits]

I would love to see Chris try to become a hipster, with the dyed hair, skinny jeans, etc.

Chris in skinny jeans... thanks that's another horror whose image has been burned into my mind.

Skinny jeans leave no room for DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS. Just think about that for a moment. :?

I actually laughed at that.

Also, skinny jeans would only give Chris a huge muffin top. Think about THAT too.

 

[cubesandcubes]

I actually laughed at that.

Also, skinny jeans would only give Chris a huge muffin top. Think about THAT too.

I think that is sort of the point...

 

[CalmMyTits]

Imagine him sashaying around in skinny jeans and one of his little Tomgirl shirts, winking at the ladies.