Facebook Update 2013-05-19

[pickleniggo]

I actually laughed at that.

Also, skinny jeans would only give Chris a huge muffin top. Think about THAT too.

I think that is sort of the point...

The point is, Chris' midsection would look like a volcanic eruption of fat and filth.

 

[BigBoss]

The point is, Chris' midsection would look like a volcanic eruption of fat and filth.

So he's Mount Vespoovius and Ruckersville is Pompeii?

 

[Henry Bemis]

The point is, Chris' midsection would look like a volcanic eruption of fat and filth.

So he's Mount Vespoovius and Ruckersville is Pompeii?

Not quite; Pompeii had class.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

And I JUST noticed the whole "iDea book" name.

You can bet he feels like the cleverest motherfucker in the world for thinking of that stupid monicker. Were he still making youtube videos, he'd no doubt be trying to get Steve Jobs to buy it from him for $100 million. And he would assume you were trolling if you tried to inform him that Steve Jobs died some time ago.

 

[Ryan Rash]

There's nothing cool about a damaged iPhone. My iPhone got chewed up by a puppy. It still works, mind, but the camera's busted.

Shut the fuck up, Chris.

 

[CatParty]

just wait till he starts referring to himself as "cHristian wEston cHandler"

 

[BigBoss]

You can bet he feels like the cleverest motherfucker in the world for thinking of that stupid monicker. Were he still making youtube videos, he'd no doubt be trying to get Steve Jobs to buy it from him for $100 million. And he would assume you were trolling if you tried to inform him that Steve Jobs died some time ago.

Well shit, now I can just imagine Steve Jobs being a new troll, acting very much like Billy Mays did.

 

[pickleniggo]

You can bet he feels like the cleverest motherfucker in the world for thinking of that stupid monicker. Were he still making youtube videos, he'd no doubt be trying to get Steve Jobs to buy it from him for $100 million. And he would assume you were trolling if you tried to inform him that Steve Jobs died some time ago.

Well shit, now I can just imagine Steve Jobs being a new troll, acting very much like Billy Mays did.

Steve Jobs for the True and Honest Mayor of iCwcville 2013!

 

[Yawning Squirtle]

So, duct tape is the new "Crayola fuckin' Model Magic" now? What's next? A duct tape Sonichu medallion?

I remember him talking about a duct tape wallet on one of his old facebook posts:

Spoiler

Tuesday, 1 May 2012 at 5:53
You REALLY want to know what the Victory was for me on the Mall Prank? I'll spell it out for you in a nutshell. I got the BAN note THE DAY BEFORE I made the NOTE on me going back there. You fallible fools had NO PREVIOUS CLUE, neither from me, nor ANYONE or ANYWHERE else. IF you all had prior ban knowledge, Would You who have made the trip, MADE the trip? NO, you would not have. I KNEW THE CRITICAL DETAIL, and YOU ALL DID NOT; I Fooled You All.
And I'll tell you another thing, I DID Have Sexual Intercourse with a Half-Cherokee Woman, but you all will never find out who. I'll give you an inkling; she's somewhere on the backpage.
You ALL think YOU KNOW ME; You REALLY DO NOT. I hold MORE information within myself that NONE of you will EVER KNOW. Like, MAYBE I went to a show starring the Hynamin recently. MAYBE I was ON STAGE for one of their demonstrations. MAYBE I got their autographs on my self-made duct-tape wallet. MAYBE I do not have a duct-tape wallet. I will neither confirm or deny anything for YOU life-wrecking bastards.
I ain't tellin' ya nothing.
I use that statement in the ironic sense that I am currently informing you that I am not going to tell you anything.
I ain't tellin' ya nothing.
Good Day, Christian W. Chandler. May 1, 2012
P.S. It is now OVER Two-Hundred Screencaps, and Still Counting.

 

[Male]

Spoiler

Tuesday, 1 May 2012 at 5:53
You REALLY want to know what the Victory was for me on the Mall Prank? I'll spell it out for you in a nutshell. I got the BAN note THE DAY BEFORE I made the NOTE on me going back there. You fallible fools had NO PREVIOUS CLUE, neither from me, nor ANYONE or ANYWHERE else. IF you all had prior ban knowledge, Would You who have made the trip, MADE the trip? NO, you would not have. I KNEW THE CRITICAL DETAIL, and YOU ALL DID NOT; I Fooled You All.And I'll tell you another thing, I DID Have Sexual Intercourse with a Half-Cherokee Woman, but you all will never find out who. I'll give you an inkling; she's somewhere on the backpage.You ALL think YOU KNOW ME; You REALLY DO NOT. I hold MORE information within myself that NONE of you will EVER KNOW. Like, MAYBE I went to a show starring the Hynamin recently. MAYBE I was ON STAGE for one of their demonstrati MAYBE I got their autographs on my self-made duct-tape wallet. MAYBE I do not have a duct-tape wallet. I will neither confirm or deny anything for YOU life-wrecking bastards.
I ain't tellin' ya nothing.
I use that statement in the ironic sense that I am currently informing you that I am not going to tell you anything.
I ain't tellin' ya nothing.
Good Day, CWC
P.S. It is now OVER Two-Hundred Screencaps, and Still Counting.

Goes off about how he ain't telling us anything, only to reveal that:
The woman a hooker,
He went to a Mythbusters show
Has a wallet full of duct tape
Is screencapping the forum...
Act of ego? Autism? Or retartation?
I'd say all three

 

[Bobby Boulders]

Here's a stupid idea, but nevertheless, hear me out.

Since Apple is so gung-ho about suing people who infringe their copyrights, how about somebody poses as an Apple lawyer, telling Chris that he's in severe jeopardy of being sued by the company for his Idea Book Case? The Apple Sticker could be the primary reason why it's infringing.

 

[CalmMyTits]

Here's a stupid idea, but nevertheless, hear me out.

Since Apple is so gung-ho about suing people who infringe their copyrights, how about somebody poses as an Apple lawyer, telling Chris that he's in severe jeopardy of being sued by the company for his Idea Book Case? The Apple Sticker could be the primary reason why it's infringing.

That's actually a pretty cool idea. The question here though, is if he would even open the email, as he takes a similar tactic with emails that he does phone messages from people he doesn't know.

 

[CatParty]

Here's a stupid idea, but nevertheless, hear me out.

Since Apple is so gung-ho about suing people who infringe their copyrights, how about somebody poses as an Apple lawyer, telling Chris that he's in severe jeopardy of being sued by the company for his Idea Book Case? The Apple Sticker could be the primary reason why it's infringing.

That's actually a pretty cool idea. The question here though, is if he would even open the email, as he takes a similar tactic with emails that he does phone messages from people he doesn't know.

the other thing is that the iDea case is such a good concept that Apple would be willing to fork over millions of dollars for the design. especially the camera hole

 

[BigBoss]

Here's a stupid idea, but nevertheless, hear me out.

Since Apple is so gung-ho about suing people who infringe their copyrights, how about somebody poses as an Apple lawyer, telling Chris that he's in severe jeopardy of being sued by the company for his Idea Book Case? The Apple Sticker could be the primary reason why it's infringing.

That's actually a pretty cool idea. The question here though, is if he would even open the email, as he takes a similar tactic with emails that he does phone messages from people he doesn't know.

If this weren't in the public section of the forum where he could lurk and see this, I'd totally say go for it because that sounds pretty brilliant. That, couple with the Steve Jobs being the next Billy Mays/Shigeru Miyamoto would've perhaps made great saga in itself.

Unfortunately, he can and possibly is reading this, so sadly it's a no-go.

 

[KatsuKitty]

No trolling plans, please. Carry on now...

 

[BigBoss]

No trolling plans, please. Carry on now...

Ah, sorry. Forgot rule number one. That's my bad, sorry.

 

[WWWWolf]

All of the new photos of his "iDea Book Case," which consists of his iPhone, his iPod, some holes for accessories, some bubble wrap, and duct tape.

So he really does have iPhone and iPod.

Buying top-of-the-line shit wasn't enough for him, he needs two of them. All of the sweet delicious tugboat. But no! He can't get a proper case for them when he's got perfectly good duct tape roll around. A penny saved is a penny toward a PStriple title!

This is one of those situations where I deeply regret that I have two palms but only one face.

 

[CatParty]

It just hit me that the full name is "iDea book case"

Book case.

Book.



Case.

My palm is now permanently grafted to my face.

 

[cubesandcubes]

All of the new photos of his "iDea Book Case," which consists of his iPhone, his iPod, some holes for accessories, some bubble wrap, and duct tape.

So he really does have iPhone and iPod.

Buying top-of-the-line shit wasn't enough for him, he needs two of them. All of the sweet delicious tugboat. But no! He can't get a proper case for them when he's got perfectly good duct tape roll around. A penny saved is a penny toward a PStriple title!

This is one of those situations where I deeply regret that I have two palms but only one face.

I think that there COULD be a niche market for an iPhone linked to an iPod Touch or another iPhone via Bluetooth by some kind of app (or, even two dock cables connected end to end). A kind of jury rigged "iBook", if you will. There is probably not any particular advantage to it, beyond being "unique", though.

 

[Trombonista]

I guess Chris just doesn't have good iDeas.