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[Spork]

Chris commented on his "my girlfriend is real and I didn't spend all my money on lego" status with "and she's not a troll or imaginary!"
I was instantly transported back in time to the good old days of Julay, Blanca, and Ivy. The only let down was that it wasn't God who told him she's real.
But, long story short, I think this confirms that she was likely an OkCupid girl who talked to him a bit, met in IRL, and is now trying her best to get out.

Chris also said that Julay, Blanca, Ivy, Kacey, Jackie, Sarah, and PandaHalo were not trolls. Chris saying "SHE'S NOT A TROLL YOU GUYS" confirms absolutely nothing about the mystery girl.

 

[tepid]

confirms absolutely nothing about the mystery girl.

Well it's clearly not a girl it's another lesbian trapped in a mans body

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Chris still doesn't have a defense mechanism for a girl that's mean enough to pose as a friend or girlfriend and then use him. He probably never will. If he gives up on in-person meetups, that's basically it for him. No chance of any human interaction. I'd say he has suspicions about her, but I know he doesn't. Depending on how this troll actually plays it, he may never know. Then again, she may rip out his still beating heart and show it to him. Time will tell.

 

[slep]

Well did he fart or not

If he did, it was no doubt a wet one.

 

[introman]

Chris just updated his ebay with a new offer. Time to get your own sonichu medallion.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Chris just updated his ebay with a new offer. Time to get your own sonichu medallion.

I hope he doesnt begin to sell "Amnyfest" rings, then it would be impossible to tell apart the TRUE AND HONEST CWC!!

(I dont understand how he prices this at 30$ when his 5-minutes-doodles are +100$...)

 

[knux]

"**Take Heart and UNDERSTAND!!! There will NOT be ANY altercations made to the medallions AT ALL."

 

[Ry-Guy]

Wow, this is actually a... good idea. People have been wanting parts of CWC History and a replica medallion by the Creator Himself at a "decent" enough price is the first good thing he's hocking on eBay.

....maybe.



...hopefully.


...meh.

 

[4Macie]

I hope he doesnt begin to sell "Amnyfest" rings, then it would be impossible to tell apart the TRUE AND HONEST CWC!!

(I dont understand how he prices this at 30$ when his 5-minutes-doodles are +100$...)

THIS is exactly what I was thinking. These are probably taking quite a few minutes longer than his doodles. And the magicclay he uses is going to cost quite a bit too (compared to pens/markers and paper). And the shipping will likely be more because the medallions are about 10x heavier than the paper.

Don't get me wrong, $30 sounds about right for a Sonichu medallion, but it's funny that his doodles are worth 3.5x more.

 

[Thetan]

This.

[puts on the Serious Hat]

A sane, non-corrupt psychiatrist would look at the mess of a person in front of them, see a plethora of various mental issues that are obvious to anyone who spends at least five minutes talking to Chris, then send him to sort out these first before they can even discuss his gender issues. Except he wouldn't do anything to improve himself, because he's Chris.

Even in the astronomically unlikely scenario in which he wouldn't be turned around right away, he wouldn't pass the real-life experience prerequisite for hormone therapy and surgery. Even assuming (again, astronomically unlikely) that the requirements don't scare Chris outright, he would be unable to do what could be called "living full time as a woman" even under the most charitable definition. And then there's the legal paperwork.

Transition is a long, complex, mentally draining process, one that Chris has neither the patience for, nor even a vague understanding what it actually entails.

I generally try to assume good faith and give people the benefit of doubt, as I myself fit only the relatively lax modern standards and don't at all live up to the 1960-80s medical stereotypes of what a transwoman "should" be (basically, a doormat, and STRAIGHT, girly-girl obedient housewife). But a line has to be drawn somewhere. Maybe if Chris turned his life around, wisened up, became a better person, realized that he was wrong in the past and demonstrated actual respect for others... then I'd maybe consider the possibility that this is not just attention-seeking. But we know that it's not happening.

There's one other factor that would stop Chris from living full time as a woman - Barb.

Do you think he walks around the house in full makeup, wearing his tomgirl finery, or do you think he sneaks it out of the house, and puts it on in the changing room at Goodwill, or maybe even the bathroom at Mickey D's?

Chris made comments some time ago that indicated Barb didn't approve of his new lifestyle. I doubt that her attitude has softened any.

Chris just updated his ebay with a new offer. Time to get your own sonichu medallion.

Yeah, he's definitely lurking here....

Making Sonichu medallions is one of the things I suggested. He may sell a few of those, for the sake of novelty, if nothing else.

Chris commented on his "my girlfriend is real and I didn't spend all my money on lego" status with "and she's not a troll or imaginary!"
I was instantly transported back in time to the good old days of Julay, Blanca, and Ivy. The only let down was that it wasn't God who told him she's real.
But, long story short, I think this confirms that she was likely an OkCupid girl who talked to him a bit, met in IRL, and is now trying her best to get out.

What kind of woman would be willing to meet with Chris, based on his OkCupid profile?

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

He may sell a few of those, for the sake of novelty, if nothing else.

And Chris, being the wise bussinessman bussiness-lesbian-identified-male he (she? it?) is, you can bet that like 1000$ were already spent on Crayola fucking Model Magic for this INFALIBLE million dollar plan.

Joking aside and to be fair, I can see a lot of people with nothing better to do with his money than spending money on this shit.

(Chris will find the way to ruin it anyways)

 

[Super Collie]

Chris again proves he is a generous Godking by sharing codes for a demo of Super Smash Bros. 3DS

My roommate got the 3DS demo today as well, he mentioned that only "Platinum" Nintendo Club members receive the demo plus three extra codes to give to friends. Nintendo Club is that thing where you enter the codes found inside Nintendo game cases and all of that stuff. I don't know what it takes to reach "platinum" level but he probably had to buy a lot of vidya to get there.

 

[4Macie]

What kind of woman would be willing to meet with Chris, based on his OkCupid profile?

This is the weird thing; some women would (based on this picture). I've just asked my friend who knows nothing off Chris and asked if "this guy would be worth meeting". And she's like "what do you mean meeting?" and I said "if you saw his picture, he was a guy who wanted to meet you and talk, would you?" and she said "Maybe, it would depend on his personality." I said "well, what if it wasn't good" and she said "if I had already met him then I wouldn't meet him again; but yeah, I wouldn't have known his personality until I met him the first time..... so yeah, I guess I'd be willing to meet him if our profiles were compatible".

We all judge Chris by his personality. We understand how he is. But this picture isn't THAT bad. If this was a good person, with good personality, who was kind and generous and funny, he wouldn't be a 10, but he'd be like a 4 - 6 and some girls would take the chance to meet him.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

What kind of woman would be willing to meet with Chris, based on his OkCupid profile?

Brother, a lesbian trapped in a man's body

 

[Optimus Prime]

Brother, a lesbian trapped in a man's body

Isn't that what Frylock 'comes out' as being at the end of the ATHF movie?

 

[Platypus]

Chris again proves he is a generous Godking by sharing codes for a demo of Super Smash Bros. 3DS

I'd like to point out that the reason he received these codes is because he reached Platinum status though Club Nintendo, I know this because my boyfriend also received these for getting Platinum. It will cost you around $500 USD in new Nintendo games over the course of a year to get this. Probably all put onto Fatty's credit cards.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

This is the weird thing; some women would (based on this picture). I've just asked my friend who knows nothing off Chris and asked if "this guy would be worth meeting". And she's like "what do you mean meeting?" and I said "if you saw his picture, he was a guy who wanted to meet you and talk, would you?" and she said "Maybe, it would depend on his personality." I said "well, what if it wasn't good" and she said "if I had already met him then I wouldn't meet him again; but yeah, I wouldn't have known his personality until I met him the first time..... so yeah, I guess I'd be willing to meet him if our profiles were compatible".

We all judge Chris by his personality. We understand how he is. But this picture isn't THAT bad. If this was a good person, with good personality, who was kind and generous and funny, he wouldn't be a 10, but he'd be like a 4 - 6 and some girls would take the chance to meet him.

You're right, if you knew nothing at all about Chris he has the look there of maybe an eccentric software developer, it's a huge improvement on the days where he wore clown shirts, a Sonichu medallion and pedo glasses.

 

[Optimus Prime]

You're right, if you knew nothing at all about Chris he has the look there of maybe an eccentric software developer, it's a huge improvement on the days where he wore clown shirts, a Sonichu medallion and pedo glasses.

To be fair, the first and third of those items he doesn't wear mostly because he lost them in the fire, and while the second one still exists, it probably clashes with his need to dress as a woman.

 

[Picklechu]

My roommate got the 3DS demo today as well, he mentioned that only "Platinum" Nintendo Club members receive the demo plus three extra codes to give to friends. Nintendo Club is that thing where you enter the codes found inside Nintendo game cases and all of that stuff. I don't know what it takes to reach "platinum" level but he probably had to buy a lot of vidya to get there.

IIRC, Platinum requires 600 coins (the points received for registering codes from software/hardware and taking surveys) per year. Each console game is, on average, fifty coins, and each handheld game is usually thirty.

I'd like to point out that the reason he received these codes is because he reached Platinum status though Club Nintendo, I know this because my boyfriend also received these for getting Platinum. It will cost you around $500 USD in new Nintendo games over the course of a year to get this. Probably all put onto Fatty's credit cards.

Yeah, it's typically pretty expensive. He could have registered discount games, but this is Chris, so that's unlikely.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

This is the weird thing; some women would (based on this picture). I've just asked my friend who knows nothing off Chris and asked if "this guy would be worth meeting". And she's like "what do you mean meeting?" and I said "if you saw his picture, he was a guy who wanted to meet you and talk, would you?" and she said "Maybe, it would depend on his personality." I said "well, what if it wasn't good" and she said "if I had already met him then I wouldn't meet him again; but yeah, I wouldn't have known his personality until I met him the first time..... so yeah, I guess I'd be willing to meet him if our profiles were compatible".

We all judge Chris by his personality. We understand how he is. But this picture isn't THAT bad. If this was a good person, with good personality, who was kind and generous and funny, he wouldn't be a 10, but he'd be like a 4 - 6 and some girls would take the chance to meet him.

Well, yeah, he looks somewhat close to normal in that pic, but you should take into account that this is from the same okcupid profile featuring this, this one, and GODDAMN LOOK AT THAT

Bonus track: His profile used to feature my evil twin

So, even when he manages to not look goofy or creepy as fuck he sabotages himself anyways...