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[Pally]

Chris has very basic knowledge about Christian beliefs. Or any other beliefs for the matter, like Buddhist or Hindu.

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

Isn't reincarnation nonexistent in Christian doctrine?

The Bible is a diverse collection of many texts by different people, so as we know it's inherently contradictory. Some interpretations do see reincarnation as being compatible with Heaven/Hell.

 

[Marvin]

@Marvin: So Barb first broke the news of the gal-pals being fake? I thought it was that il-fated email. When did this happen?

Something like that. It happened about when Chris started freaking out about the galpals.

The Bible is a diverse collection of many texts by different people, so as we know it's inherently contradictory. Some interpretations do see reincarnation as being compatible with Heaven/Hell.

Eh, yeah, but we're not talking about high theory, but typical interpretations that your average American church would take.

Like, would Chris be OK to stroll into a televised debate with a handful of American Christian church leaders about the subject? Obviously not.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Isn't reincarnation nonexistent in Christian doctrine?

Some Christians may believe in reincarnation, but traditional mainstream Protestantism is incompatible with it.

Chris has very basic knowledge about Christian beliefs

Apparently, his beliefs on heaven and hell come from his parents and TV, according to an email that was posted on the forums.

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

Eh, yeah, but we're not talking about high theory, but typical interpretations that your average American church would take.

Like, would Chris be OK to stroll into a televised debate with a handful of American Christian church leaders about the subject? Obviously not.

Yeah, but if we were to talk how much Chris himself knows about Christianity there wouldn't be much to discuss.
I wonder how'd things mutate if America had mandatory Religious Education by default like my country (yep, that's another scenario for a What If...).

 

[Tubular Monkey]

He can't grasp what Australia is. I doubt theology is his strong suit. It'll just be "as-seen-on-TV" for him. Something between Simpson and Family Guy. Mixed, of course, with whatever he wants to believe. Heaven to Chris would be arbitrary and Chris-centric.

 

[lolwut]

Get your ass to CWCville.

See you at the party, Chandler!

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Chris still doesn't have a defense mechanism for a girl that's mean enough to pose as a friend or girlfriend and then use him. He probably never will.

Chris puts women on a pedestal, he's unwilling to believe that they're anything other than these perfect beings. I wonder if, to some extent, his self-proclaimed transgender state is because he thinks being a woman would solve all his problems.

Well I wouldn't go so far to say he's intentionally being hypocritical to his faith.

Does Chris even see himself as being a Christian these days? He doesn't go to Church and it's been a long time since he's tried to justify something by appealing to religion. In fact, I'm pretty sure most of his recent proclamations on the subject have been deliberately and directly blasphemous.

 

[CatParty]

Does Chris even see himself as being a Christian these days? He doesn't go to Church and it's been a long time since he's tried to justify something by appealing to religion. In fact, I'm pretty sure most of his recent proclamations on the subject have been deliberately and directly blasphemous.

in his most recent okc answers he identifies as christian with strong christian beliefs

 

[Marvin]

Chris puts women on a pedestal, he's unwilling to believe that they're anything other than these perfect beings. I wonder if, to some extent, his self-proclaimed transgender state is because he thinks being a woman would solve all his problems.

Fatty's putting the pussy on a pedestal.

Does Chris even see himself as being a Christian these days?

In name only.

 

[milkshark]

I wonder if, to some extent, his self-proclaimed transgender state is because he thinks being a woman would solve all his problems.

It's probably part of his reasoning for the identity, but Chris really does feel feminine and has for years. Even when identifying as a male he was proud of his breasts, not ashamed. He's trying to express who he is better, and clearly he's a happier individual living as a girl. Sadly his choice is going to make finding a female sweetheart harder, and even his current "girlfriend" didn't accompany him to the pride parade.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

It's probably part of his reasoning for the identity, but Chris really does feel feminine and has for years. Even when identifying as a male he was proud of his breasts, not ashamed. He's trying to express who he is better, and clearly he's a happier individual living as a girl. Sadly his choice is going to make finding a female sweetheart harder, and even his current "girlfriend" didn't accompany him to the pride parade.

I don't really think Chrissy's lifestyle choices will affect his chance of getting a genuine sweetheart.

The man/girl -boy has a lot of personal issues, hygiene concerns, comes with a tonne of emotional baggage and is completely passive in his/her attempts to find said sweetheart and on top of that shit sandwich his/her emotional maturity is nowhere near ready or able to commit to an adult relationship.

So basically straight, gay, lesbian or Tom-girl it doesn't matter. Until Chrissy fixes his/her/it's life there very little chance of romance because he has nothing to offer but dependence.

So if your a rich supermodel (must be white or Comanche!) who wants a 32 year old baby to look after, and have sex with, he/she's your guy/girl!

 

[Positron]

Isn't reincarnation nonexistent in Christian doctrine?

Chris's ego is so big that he thinks every rule can be bent on his own whim. Just like his new adventure in LGBT activism: for whatever reason he needs people to see him as a supporter of LGBT causes, yet he still can't deny that da Homos still give him prickly-wicklies. Hence his nonsense about redefining the word gay: basically saying "I fully support LGBT, but only if I define the G the way I want".

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Even when identifying as a male he was proud of his breasts, not ashamed.

Im not sure about that...maybe sometimes he comes up like that (that shameless"Want woman" pic on a public setting) but sometimes he expresses shame about it:

Oh, for God's Sake!!! Did Chris not make it clear enough time and again that he is in Absolute Fact Fucking Straight?! He gets a hard on with a Woman! He gets Pukey Sick when seeing topless males! He freaking wears a bra to cover his own shame!

For those not in the know, "paintingatree" was a forum member here who actually was Chris in disguise (A disguise with Clark Kent level of incompetent transparency)

While its clear that he has some fucked-up gender issues, maybe this gaybian phase of his is also a way to cope with his lard-ass boobs at some level.

"N-no wonder I have breasts, I-Im a w-woman on the inside! So there"

Chris is a master of believing his own bullshit, but deep down he must know that having manboobs its not something a reasonably fit, healthy man would have.

 

[VJ 343]

Chris is begging re moms teeth again.

Hope he's not lying about meeting the minimums. I'm not sure how store credit cards work; they're not common here.

 

[Strelok]

Chris is begging re moms teeth again.

Hope he's not lying about meeting the minimums. I'm not sure how store credit cards work; they're not common here.

So assuming he isn't lying about his expense distribution in the first place, do we have a tally of what the "recent" sales are? Because if the minimums on his cars are actually taking that big a chunk out of his budget, it paints a pretty bleak picture of his current finances.

Sure defaulting on his cards wouldn't do much since he doesn't have any income they actually can garnish, but that's somewhat besides the point.

 

[Mr. Duck]

So, how much time until Chris starts up a Patreon page to finance his LEGO needs?

 

[Thetan]

If Chris doesn't get the money for Barb's teeth soon, he could end up having to chew her for her.

Can you picture Chris feeding Barb like a baby bird?

 

[VJ 343]

Can you picture Chris feeding Barb like a baby bird?

Someone pass the brain bleach.

Does anyone have any ideas what the actual issue with barbs teeth are? If its major dental they may choose to rip most of them out if they wait too long. Cheaper (well it should be) than invasive dental, unless she requires dentures.

 

[TOOTBLAN]

Pics or STFU Chris.