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The site is absolutely full of lolcows. This dude keeps posting in his vtuber thread daily to no avail.


There's a remarkable amount of trannies on the site as well. It's insane, I'd be willing to bet that about a fourth of the site is trans.


There's so many.
I checked their stream and they only have 1 viewer. Pages of pages of them spamming their stream and still nothing. That's pretty sad. Also this confirms my theory that having a big tiddy anime vtuber avatar isn't going to attract anyone if you're still boring as fuck.
 

Is it safe to say this is officially the moment Facepunch sold out?
Not only is it gay "wow cool bucket hat!!!1" DLC, it's literally TEMPORARY. It seems like the content disappears on the 26th, based on the description.
 
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Hmm.
i've lurked both forums for a while. finally got enough good content off KO to share and make an account here.

here's another hilariously delusional KO user: Gloomy
first got attention with this incredibly edgy thread: "Help Me Come Up With Spooky Names for Stuff" https://knockout.chat/thread/13581
So, uh, weird thread but basically, my whole life I've been stuck with a last name I hate. Suffice it to say that choosing one family to call 'mine' is extremely arbitrary, as there's at least 5 families that could claim me as their own, an all of them are filled with so much drama and blegh. And all of them want me to use their last name instead.
SO, I need a name for it. And because I am a die-hard goth, I can only use the spookiest of names. I want people with this last name to have a presence. A teacher sees that name on the attendance sheet and thinks "Damn, there's a straight up Vampire in my class". Some hiring manager sees it and wonders just what kind of character could be attached to a name like that. Something spooky, yet aristocratic. Something dark, yet not necessarily edgy. This ain't gonna be House Bloodmist. I have some ideas, such as 'Evergloom', 'Belmont', 'Everheart', 'Willowhaven' so on. But this is gonna be something I change my actual, legal last name to...I want it to be good. Real damn good. But also preferably not something I get my future kids bullied over. Can y'all help come up with ideas?
this is something you post when you're 12, not 20-something.

great follow up thread: "Why should I stay alive? How can I make life worth living?" https://knockout.chat/thread/20351
So yeah, edgy title aside, this is gonna be a heavy one. I am struggling more and more to justify my own continued existence. I know the reasons everyone says. People care about you, so on and so forth. But from a personal and perhaps selfish perspective, I'm struggling to keep myself motivated to keep existing. I don't really enjoy it, at all. I contemplate suicide at least once if not several times per day and I genuinely can't remember the last time I went longer than a week without wanting to kill myself. I don't do it and I don't even think I'm reasonably in danger of doing it right now; I'm a bit of a coward and I'm too scared of the intense pain of dying and the eternal black void of nothingness that I reckon is waiting on the other side.
I don't think I'm cut out for suicide. I've been trying to off myself since I was 9 years old according to my family, and I always fail.

and you guessed it, they're trans. https://knockout.chat/thread/557/12#post-361052
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love the 5 disagree stickers
 
Again the Knockout trannies lose their mind over someone simply stating the fact that a transwoman has a greater advantage in sports than real women. User gets permabanned for going against the tranny hivemind.


EDIT: Is anyone having trouble with links to individual threads? When I try clicking on the link it just never loads. Let me know if you're having an issue as well.
 
In other news, a simple thread about Jontron's new video is derailed on the first post. Users post for 17 pages (as of the time of this post) discussing the ethics of watching his videos.

The opinions just escalate in absurdity.
"I don't like his politics so I don't support or watch him": ok, sure, whatever
"Supporting him is wrong because his politics are wrong": a youtube view hardly counts as support, just leave a dislike
"Would you watch a sitcom made by Hitler?": I missed the episode where Jontron systematically genocides an entire group of people, makes sense though, as the kiwi farms knows one misgendering means 100 deaths and one utterance of "nigger" is 1000

and my favorite

"Jontron's politics inevitably seep into his videos so you are watching propaganda," because only said poster can be objective, and not you, since you are dumb and ignorant, since you like jontron videos
 
"Would you watch a sitcom made by Hitler?": I missed the episode where Jontron systematically genocides an entire group of people, makes sense though, as the kiwi farms knows one misgendering means 100 deaths and one utterance of "nigger" is 1000
Let's stop here for a second. Who wouldn't watch a sitcom made by Hitler?
 
a brief moment of clarity for a KO tranny thread poster

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https://knockout.chat/thread/13131/32#post-844663

EDIT: Is anyone having trouble with links to individual threads? When I try clicking on the link it just never loads. Let me know if you're having an issue as well.
fairly certain KO has blacklisted incoming hotlinks from KF lmao
copy and paste the url to a new tab or incognito window and it works
 
fairly certain KO has blacklisted incoming hotlinks from KF lmao

copy and paste the url to a new tab or incognito window and it works
Yeah, I've had numerous accounts banned from there and I think it's either cookies or it's your hypothesis. Incognito works 100% of the time. I still feel compelled to post there and at least try to call out a modicum of their hypocrisy, mostly because Facepunch was the very first forum I've ever used, and I feel some sort of obligation to not let it be entirely run by troons.


Its a minor gripe, but you can tell that talking to the people who remain on this forum would just be awful.
I was going to make a post about this anyways, but you've provided a perfect segue into another phenomenon regarding Knockout. Almost everyone that uses it is mentally ill. Check out this thread and just take a quick fucking gander at how many autists there are.


This only further confirms my hypothesis that trooning out and autism are directly correlated. Bear in mind, you can be banned for saying "retard". There was a multi-page thread regarding the new rule of retard being banned, and many posters pointed to the high amount of "neurodivergent" users making it a relevant slur. Only a few years ago Knockout's predecessor had the fucking OIFY.

I really think Knockout is a perfect case study into what being a troon is actually like. There's similar forums such as Resetera or the multitude of subreddits that now serve the tranny demographic (don't even get me fucking started on "twoxchromosomes" now being unofficially a tranny sub) but Knockout is unique in its obscurity and the fact that it isn't ostensibly a tranny forum. It gives a much better look into their warped psyche than anywhere else in the internet. Someday I'll post all the insane troon ramblings in a megapost.
 
Imagine being so mentally ill you genuinely think a minor should be able to take hormone blockers like I know you have to be retarded to be "transgender" but does the shit they give you make you more retarded? btw shout out to ficool2 pissing off troons in the thread for creating hammer++
 
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