FACETIMING MY EX!!! TEA - 6/29/2018

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lol @ Amberlynn trying to offer advice to overcome addiction. You don't get to use it as an excuse for your behavior and act like an authority on the subject.

ETA: I just skipped through, holy shit this whole vlog is her facetime call. She's basically using this $700 camera as a chin-hiding prop. No intro, no outro, no tea, and seven ads. If there's no viewer backlash for this video I will be genuinely surprised.
 
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LOLOL, Dusty with the true tea. She said, "I'm not being your bitch ass" (in response to AL suggesting a mukbang video). Girl, truer words were never spoken. God, I miss the sped. She's infinitely more interesting than anyone in this current AL era.
 
Pretzel Time said:
So she’s using her camera to film using a camera to talk to another person talking to her through a camera. Quality Content.
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I almost fell asleep one minute into the video. Where the hell does she get her ideas from? Also, maybe it's just me, but she is so salty here for some reason.
 
Amber-I-don't-read-comments-Reid brought in Destiny, but not because people were saying her content is boring in the Becky era. No, no, no. It's to show folks what a great relationship she has with her ex.

Around 4:40 they start to talk about sources of money other than YT. Even though Amber claims to have made it on YT, she's musing about getting a job. (That totes happens whenever someone reaches the pinnacle of their career. Yeah. I'm sure every single person who becomes successful on their chosen path immediately starts daydreaming about other, lower paying jobs.)

How can someone who claims to make 10k a month say that $11/hour is "not bad"?

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Peeno Noir said:
Also, maybe it's just me, but she is so salty here for some reason.
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IMO, Amber has been salty for a while now. She's seething because she can't prove the haydurz wrong and because every single video where she thought she was getting the last word (and hoped people would side with her) bit her in the ass.

Amber is a sassy bitch and needs things to go her way, otherwise she throws tantrums. It feels to me that these last few weeks were a collection of tantrum videos followed by "I'm nice" videos where she couldn't hide her anger, so they all backfired.

She's done the same thing before, but somehow managed to hold back on the anger. This time she can't for whatever reason(s).
 
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Hoo boy where do we start. :optimistic:
1.Amber using her platform to advertise her shitty friends' channel
2.Suggesting said friend to start a mukbang channel (underhandedly wanting her friend to get fatter) Why don't you do mukbangs, Amber? :) Sounds like a great idea!
3.Boasting about how many subscribers she has and how she's able to pay rent from them(90% which hate her) Speaking of her viewers as if they were bags of coins.
4.These girls are willing to do ANYTHING but get marketable skills and expanding their "knerladge". In their minds, the only way to move up in life is to do youtube vlogs.
5. Purposely extending the video to 10mins of senseless, empty conversation in order to rake in as much $$$ possible.

Man, I don't believe in karma and all that, but this 'individual' better get what's coming to her sooner rather than later. This kind of panhandling is just plain disgusting.
 
Glad she bought a camera and a MacBook so she can upload unedited 13 minute long videos of her phone screen while she FaceTimes with Destiny. Money well spent for quality content. Jesus Christ.
 
Holy shit she is crying and not even being slick about it. Wiping her eyes, sniffling. You can see in her phone and reflection of whatever it's propped on that she grabs some tissues. Lolol.

Also what the ever living fuck is with this bitch wiping her nose with her hand then wiping it in her hair. She is literally a toddler.
 
Nice intro. Just get right into it. Quality vlogging Amber.

Amber is living for this shit. Talking to the love her life, finally.

I'm just gonna go ahead and predict that the title of the video is clickbait. I'm sure there is no "tea" to be had and it's going to be boring.

lol Destiny telling her to get a fucking job, ok maybe this will be good. All that pent up aggression Destiny has toward Amber.

Who gives a fuck about Dana's struggles with quitting smoking. Christ. Getting boring again.

LOL "*sigh* I couldn't imagine being addicted to that (smoking)" Why? Because it's dangerous and you can die from it? Kind of like how being 500 pounds and gaining, is dangerous and you can die from it? Slight shade being thrown toward Dana in that Amber is just so far above becoming "addicted to that". lolz

"There's nicotine gum! I'm just trying to help out!" No fucking shit, Amber, for reals? I don't think someone who's trying to quit smoking knows that! What a revelation! I'm sure Dana appreciates your useless input on how to quit smoking.

Still talking about smoking. Still no tea

Talking about someone's autistic kids, idk. Still no tea

Nice abrupt ending. And yeah, no tea whatsoever.
 
This is her worst fucking video yet. How does she think recording a face time call is good, interesting content? What the actual fuck.
 
So she bought a nice camera and a macbook pro for her channel, and somehow her content got noticeably worse? The bar was already pretty low :stress:
 
I missed dumb Destiny and her long winded stories. She just keeps going while Amber just makes noises at her. Destiny era was better, but this was some boring shit. Becky needs to cart Amber to Florida so all the whales can waddle around in the ocean in full clothing. That would be content worth watching. Bonus points if Dana gets Amber "totally addicted" to cigarettes or vaping.
 
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