FACETIMING MY EX!!! TEA - 6/29/2018

[C3PBRO]

I know I posted it already but every time I look it's worse and every time I laugh.

 

[Tammy]

Was the "tea" supposed to be the part where she dismissively laughs off the idea of Necky working at the Wal-Mart electronics department? Gorl, we already knew you were a manipulative emotional vampire.

 

[Awkwafina]

LOLOL, Dusty with the true tea. She said, "I'm not being your bitch ass" (in response to AL suggesting a mukbang video). Girl, truer words were never spoken. God, I miss the sped. She's infinitely more interesting than anyone in this current AL era.

Well, considering she’s been eating herself to death since they broke up, I’d say she misses her too!

 

[Xenomorph]

4 seconds in she muted Dustyy commenting on her having the herp on her lip that Albert gave her. Nasty ass bitches. They really are a fucking human petri dish.

 

[Barbarella]

The tea was probably her phone propped against a mug.

Knowing Amber it had chocolate milk in it instead of tea, but whatever..

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

The tea was probably her phone propped against a mug.

Knowing Amber it had chocolate tard cum in it instead of tea, but whatever..

Is that what that is? I thought it was one of those bucket-size cups from the movie theater.

 

[easyaf]

Ugh, at this point her visiting Starbucks for literal tea would have been more interesting than this crap. At least then we get reactions from the onlookers to distract us.

 

[Panboys Probation Officer]

Amberlynn discovers Face time. Her life of being put into a vagina is close to being complete.

 

[PiggyPie]

Boring af as usual. Until I see otherwise, I am going to believe that bedbound saga has already begun. Bitch barely moves anymore.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Oh cool, I guess we're getting a sitdown tomorrow, bloo-blooing about how she is sick again, and why that means she can't lose any weight right now.

ETA: fucking brutal.

So explaining why is saying there's "something wrong" that she "don't want to talk about?"

 

[Synthwave]

So don’t stop me falling, it’s Destiny calling - A power I just can’t deny.​

- Rick Astley about love / Hamberlynn Reid about her ex​

 

[meepmapmop]

Ugh, at this point her visiting Starbucks for literal tea would have been more interesting than this crap. At least then we get reactions from the onlookers to distract us.

True, maybe someone would call her a beanbag again (or she could imagine someone said that) then she could freak out and REEEEE about fat shaming again. Good lord, anything would be better than the crap she's been serving us lately.

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

I was actually impressed with all the backhanded shade Dusty was throwing.

 

[Twinkie]

tbh I feel it's less ~shade and more Density being utterly devoid of guile. Amber was clearly butthurt so it's a win either way

 

[Nightlife Monster Truck]

I know I'm late, but since nobody else has mentioned this - I'm convinced she was low-key crying through the entire video. Or am I the only one who saw this?

 

[JerkyPirate]

I know I'm late, but since nobody else has mentioned this - I'm convinced she was low-key crying through the entire video. Or am I the only one who saw this?

I mentioned it first page, and yeah she totally is.