Failed Lolcows - Cows you had high hopes for, but who failed to deliver

[Darwin Watterson]

Not every person of interest that we find ends up becoming as legendary as, say, Chris or ADF obviously. Even cows who seem to have loads of potential at first sometimes end up fizzling out either due to a lack of interest or a lack of content. Some end up going into hiding upon realizing that they've been discovered here.

What cows did you have high hopes for, but end up being disappointed by?

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

Me

 

[GS 281]

Me

ur mum, too.

 

[chimpburgers]

My anus.

 

[CatParty]

man i sure miss mr enter

 

[Flustercuck]

@Dynastia

 

[Xarpho]

Hmm....

- Well, RWS kinda petered out, as he was a proto-Rat King
- Shaner, ultimately getting killed off as a cow because the thread is a good example of what happens when you let run the show
- This guy:
- The thread on Dave Willis started going but petered out early

 

[TheImportantFart]

Campbell Morton. Fuckin' weens.

 

[Tony Fuckin Abbott]

I'm the best failed cow you will ever meet tbh

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

I'm the best failed cow you will ever meet tbh

I already made that joke!

 

[Tony Fuckin Abbott]

I already made that joke!

Yeah but you said it like a faggott tbh fam

 

[SpessCaptain]

@halfdude
Locked because he used his thread as a soapbox and was nice.

@mrburger got this treatment too.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

man i sure miss mr enter

Him and his cronies were a blast to make fun of, shame it went to shit as quickly as it started.

Halfdude too, I was kinda surprised by how nice he was. And from the looks of it, we may be seeing it again with @jts1281. Though I have no idea if he's being sincere or just self-troll shielding.

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

Him and his cronies were a blast to make fun of, shame it went to shit as quickly as it started.

Halfdude too, I was kinda surprised by how nice he was. And from the looks of it, we may be seeing it again with @jts1281. Though I have no idea if he's being sincere or just self-troll shielding.

I wasn't there for any of it. What was the story with Mrenter? Did a bunch of his 'fans' come in and secide to use this place to personal army while whining about how CARTOON REBOOT X makes them REALLY ANGRY GGRRHHH (even though they watched every episode of it?)

 

[Tony Fuckin Abbott]

@halfdude
Locked because he used his thread as a soapbox and was nice.

@mrburger got this treatment too.

semper fi

I wasn't there for any of it. What was the story with Mrenter? Did a bunch of his 'fans' come in and secide to use this place to personal army while whining about how CARTOON REBOOT X makes them REALLY ANGRY GGRRHHH (even though they watched every episode of it?)

eat a dick dude

 

[Ti-99/4A]

I wish The Golden Knight hadn't committed internet suicide.

same with TJ church

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

I miss the Golden Knight, too. For a while we had a lot of steady content, that whole subforum AND a wiki but he either got a bit smarter or finally died of Rice Crispy toxicity.
I wonder what he thinks of the PPG re-boot.

 

[The Bourguignon]

Him and his cronies were a blast to make fun of, shame it went to shit as quickly as it started.

nah mr enter is boring.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I wasn't there for any of it. What was the story with Mrenter? Did a bunch of his 'fans' come in and secide to use this place to personal army while whining about how CARTOON REBOOT X makes them REALLY ANGRY GGRRHHH (even though they watched every episode of it?)

Enter was a cartoon sperg amongst cartoon spergs who was totally hypocritical. It was the fan boys we really had fun with though.

nah mr enter is boring.

That's why I'm saying it went to shit pretty quickly- Enter turned out to be largely uninteresting and the fans were overwhelmingly one-note (read: stupid) ZSponge will always be my (un)favorite of the white knights.

 

[Evilboshe]

I was expecting more from Trigglypuff, honestly. Although she's still relatively new and that could change. Whenever I see the thread has new content, I hope that someone has found out something new and outrageous that's actually true and verifiable, but I'm always disappointed.