..faking it? | Day 8

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Why does she eat so much bullshit food? Veggie patties and fiber bars and tortilla's with the word 'wellness' on them. You could sell her a jar of pure fat, as long as you called it 'healthy'.

Eat real stuff, gorl.
 
I thought one of the problems she was having at that job was the fact she wasn't allowed to have snacks at her desk. I think she was only allowed hard candies and water if I recall correctly.

But no it didn't stop her from stuffing the food in at all.

There was definitely a lot of food-related drama at the “government job”, but that was mostly AL deflecting on how she was NOT losing weight and meal prepping for her job that she supposedly worked 60 hours a week at. She should have been dropping weight but nah, she continued to gain and then quit because sitting in a too-small-for-her chair hurt too much.

Also can we talk about how Al’s new excuse for gaining weight is not sleeping enough? Maybe she should focus more on having an actual schedule instead of floating through life like a piece of shit.
 
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Someone please tell me what normal human thinks to themselves as they are eating a "snack" which is realistically an entire meal (that's essentially a nicoise, gorl which you completely fucked up with pretzel chips, but still the least "healthy" salad there is aside from a caprese and anything else laden with mayo) I still have 1300 calories to eat. GORL, stop thinking in terms of a fixed calorie goal. Fucking hell, just listen to your body and stop shoveling in the food so quickly. Give your body time to signal satiety. Chew your food at least 20 times each bite. Jesus. Also, Becky is far from amused by her anymore and you can see in the saccharin tone AL puts on while talking to her that she knows it.
 
Says that her goal is to stop at 2200 but that she will not go over 2500. That’s already setting herself up for failure. And then she leaves the video with “I didn’t go over 2500” which implies she went over 2200.

And then when she talks about how much calories she “has left”. What? Gurl, if you end the day with 2150, that doesn’t mean you have to eat something to reach 2200. Just stop eating. (Ninja’d)

“I never snack during a diet” has been something AL spewed religiously. But today she had two-four snacks.
 
Becky is so lucky to have a beauty like hamber in her life.

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"I didn't start this challenge thinking I was going to get over it immediately."

No gorl, you never started this challenge.
 
Jesus just the way Becky tries to say she's done eating for the day and AL just fucking guilt trips her into going to the store to buy more snacks because they're "under their calorie limit", like who gives a fucking shit? Weight loss isn't about getting your intake under some magical number, that's bullshit that companies like FitBit and Weight Watchers tell idiots like AL so they'll buy expensive products and programs. All she needs to do is just replace all the nutrionless shit she eats with high-protein, healthy-carb and healthy-fat fruits veggies fish and nuts and get light exercise in when she can.

I'm optimistic about Becky though, there was clear disgust in her voice when AL admitted to eating a taco bowl for lunch and it's clear she's actually putting effort into not eating like a fucking pig, hopefully she gets away from that noxious cunt as soon as possible
 
"I'm confused about how many calories I should consume"

Go to a fucking nutritionist you moron. It's easy to just go to a professional and get help, but not to our gorl, she needs those precious youtubey dollars so she can buy food and Pioneer Woman shit. ;)

She thinks that she's so brave sharing her struggle but in reality she's just a freak show. She knows this, that's why she selects the thumbnails which show her disgusting body the most. Shock value.

I'm all up for it tho, shit's entertaining.. hell, I don't even care giving her ad views. Get them moneys gorl so you can slowly kill yourself!

Next stop 600 elbees!
 
"Becky doesn't like onion so I only ever use minced onion."

Becky cooking today: "Chicken, peppers, minced garlic, onion...um minced onion."
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So if the brown pieces are chicken and the orange pieces are pepper.... what are the yellow pieces?
The way Becky corrected herself really stung me. Like she's gotten in trouble for letting Big AL's lies slip before....
 
Aaaaand she's in her stretched out pyjamas again. She should really lower her calories gradually. It's no wonder she keeps binging when she sets unrealistic goals. She can't be reasonable though, there's no middle ground for her.

And lol of course she's making money off of being fat, why does she think people watch her? If people wanted to watch an inspiring story of morbid obesity and weightloss, they'd watch fatgirlfedup instead.
 
I don't get the obsession with numbers. Like, when talking about what she's going to have for dinner and how she "still has 1200 calories" - she mentions possibly having one of the salads in the fridge but how they're "so low calories"

Normal people don't think like that, they'd eat the salad and just move on, not be all "oh well.I still have calories, lets eat more!"
 
I don't get the obsession with numbers. Like, when talking about what she's going to have for dinner and how she "still has 1200 calories" - she mentions possibly having one of the salads in the fridge but how they're "so low calories"

Normal people don't think like that, they'd eat the salad and just move on, not be all "oh well.I still have calories, lets eat more!"

It's the usual magical thinking of idiots like AL, this idea that she can still eat all this shit as long as she counts her calories (with her convenient FitBit!! the company that doesn't profit off the desperate at all) but it's all the sugar, preservatives, and artificial ingredients she eats that make her feel bloated, shitty, and unable to do anything except eat all day.

EDIT: and she thinks its her anxiety and trolls on the internet that make her feel lethargic all day, not her body that is literally telling her she's eating the exact opposite diet a human being has been evolved to eat since their beginning
 
When she mentioned that Becky said no to eating out she looked annoyed for a sec but the moment she started chewing that went away so fast.

and wow, she just finished eating her 2nd snack and she is already thinking what she is gonna eat next for dinner, food is always on her mind, ED my ass she is a food addict
 
When she mentioned that Becky said no to eating out she looked annoyed for a sec but the moment she started chewing that went away so fast.

and wow, she just finished eating her 2nd snack and she is already thinking what she is gonna eat next for dinner, food is always on her mind, ED my ass she is a food addict
She switches from saying she binges, to overeating, to having a food addiction. She denied having a food addiction before, and said that it's not just overeating... until people started calling her out.
 
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