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I know. It's kind of jarring to see the Legion be presented as primitive, only for them to roll into Hoover Dam with up-to-date assault weapons and even armor-piercing sniper rifles. I once got killed by a Centurion with an anti-materiel rifle, and I was wearing the full Enclave Remnants' power armor, so I just didn't get it whenever people talked about how low-tech the Legion was, when my usual interaction with them was four dudes jumping me with machine guns and super sledges.

Oliver is basically Kimball's pet. He's there because he kissed the right ass, not because he won the right battles. If the NCR had half a brain, they'd have put Chief Hanlon in charge of all operations in the Mojave, but since he opposes the NCR's Imperialism they couldn't trust him with that.

Yes Man can't even count as retarded. He's just a doormat for you to use while lording over Vegas after House's death.

It's somewhat similar to how the Byzantine Senate was practically useless by the time of the Medieval era. It's supposed to be the Roman Senate, it's supposed to be important. But in the end, they're just there to smile and wave at the Emperor while he barks at the peons and issues all the orders.

That's my point. It looks like all the Enclave's brains were focused on the science department while the rest were just either retarded politicians or dumb muscle. Perhaps that's why a smooth-talking AI like Eden was able to exert so much power over them. (although not enough to override Autumn) He can actually be charismatic, while Richardson is another idiot who hates it when people complain.
While we’re on the subject of Eden, was I the only one that thought Fallout 3’s story was overhated? Yeah it wasn’t good, but if Bethesda gave it a bit more thought, it could still be serviced. Enclave had a good reason to control the purifier (it creates a weapon that mass genocides the mutant population), the water purifier actually does need to exist because while water purification is relatively easy, on a grand scale throughout the wasteland of America it’s a necessity, the idea of the brotherhood of steel sharing its technology and rejecting its old ideals was interesting. It also fits with the overall narrative theme of humanity and war where human organizations battle over a necessary resource for survival. There’s a lot of things they need to fix, but there was a serviceable narrative beneath the fodder.
 
While we’re on the subject of Eden, was I the only one that thought Fallout 3’s story was overhated? Yeah it wasn’t good, but if Bethesda gave it a bit more thought, it could still be serviced. Enclave had a good reason to control the purifier (it creates a weapon that mass genocides the mutant population), the water purifier actually does need to exist because while water purification is relatively easy, on a grand scale throughout the wasteland of America it’s a necessity, the idea of the brotherhood of steel sharing its technology and rejecting its old ideals was interesting. It also fits with the overall narrative theme of humanity and war where human organizations battle over a necessary resource for survival. There’s a lot of things they need to fix, but there was a serviceable narrative beneath the fodder.
i think people only hate it because of the ending where if you have OG FO3 you can't send radiation-resistant characters to activate the purifier (emotional bullshit todd wanted to give the player, so much so the game's endings with DLC seem bitchy AF if you don't join the 41 percent), the lojical splanashun of the purifier existing makes sense because fallout is in 2000 with 50's aesthetics so a water purifier/desalinization plants are something that can exist in the game but china probably dun fucked up similar to anchorage, even so anchorage's simulation is some general's tales and have a grain of salt in them.

ay i just wanted to call yes man a retard because of his programming, benny kinda played a long game but didn't expect THE COURIER to handle his package, he probably expected someone else from the tops to do his digs granted he failed, oliver being kimball's bottom bitch for political leverage is a thing but he still hated being on the mojave as he couldn't see in the same way as NCR's big wigs, again, showing his incompetence.
 
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While we’re on the subject of Eden, was I the only one that thought Fallout 3’s story was overhated? Yeah it wasn’t good, but if Bethesda gave it a bit more thought, it could still be serviced. Enclave had a good reason to control the purifier (it creates a weapon that mass genocides the mutant population), the water purifier actually does need to exist because while water purification is relatively easy, on a grand scale throughout the wasteland of America it’s a necessity, the idea of the brotherhood of steel sharing its technology and rejecting its old ideals was interesting. It also fits with the overall narrative theme of humanity and war where human organizations battle over a necessary resource for survival. There’s a lot of things they need to fix, but there was a serviceable narrative beneath the fodder.
It was OK, in that whole "Commando" vibe mixed in with a child's quest for their parent. I mean, it's not Fallout New Vegas good, but it didn't have to be. It just needed to show that Bethesda can make a competent Fallout game that can get the kiddies involved and get the blood pumping, and as an action story, it's not that bad. Heck, it's not like Fallouts 1, 2, Tactics, or BoS were Shakespeare-level writing either. New Vegas has great writing, but as a person who entered the franchise through New Vegas, I was kinda let down by the stories for Fallouts 1 and 2, so Fallout 3 really didn't strike me as the black sheep of the family. More like New Vegas was the golden goose of the family while the rest just have decent, serviceable stories.

The only thing I would have changed in FO3 is to allow you to talk Eden down to become your ally, and have him use his charisma to get some Enclave troops to leave Autumn's side for yours. You can still have that final battle and the Broken Steel questline where Enclave hardliners who renounce Eden still want you dead, but the player can go back to Raven Rock and see it occupied by Enclave troops friendly to the player selling Enclave gear and equipment and giving you a place to sleep, store your stuff, and repair your broken toys.

ay i just wanted to call yes man a retard because of his programming, benny kinda played a long game but didn't expect THE COURIER to handle his package, he probably expected someone else from the tops to do his digs granted he failed, oliver being kimball's bottom bitch for political leverage is a thing but he still hated being on the mojave as he couldn't see in the same way as NCR's big wigs, again, showing his incompetence.
Yes Man is practically YOUR General Oliver, but the difference is, he's got Robert Edwin House's Strategy Guide to Winning the Mojave, so he's at least a tad bit more competent than Lee Oliver.

Benny was a complete idiot. He should have just given the chip to House in exchange for the chance to angle for more rights and power so he can off the old fart one day while he's busy dealing with the Legion and the NCR. So of course, giving Benny an idiot's death by having the female Courier plow him and then strangle him in his sleep is just appropriate.
 
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I know. It's kind of jarring to see the Legion be presented as primitive, only for them to roll into Hoover Dam with up-to-date assault weapons and even armor-piercing sniper rifles. I once got killed by a Centurion with an anti-materiel rifle, and I was wearing the full Enclave Remnants' power armor, so I just didn't get it whenever people talked about how low-tech the Legion was, when my usual interaction with them was four dudes jumping me with machine guns and super sledges.
I think the main reason for equipping the legionary assassins and the hoover dam assault force with guns instead of machetes is because the alternatives seem to be making individual legionaries individually bullet spongy as fuck, or throwing in 4x more of them and overwhelming the systems at the time.

But yeah, Caesar's "hurr durr no tech because it makes you weak" line was fucking tarded. WHy not start them off with shit equipment then give more modern shit to the veterans? Imagine what Legion decorated US Army combat armor would look like.
 
I think the main reason for equipping the legionary assassins and the hoover dam assault force with guns instead of machetes is because the alternatives seem to be making individual legionaries individually bullet spongy as fuck, or throwing in 4x more of them and overwhelming the systems at the time.

But yeah, Caesar's "hurr durr no tech because it makes you weak" line was fucking tarded. WHy not start them off with shit equipment then give more modern shit to the veterans? Imagine what Legion decorated US Army combat armor would look like.
Except the Caesar never preached it to you. You only hear it second-hand from his men, and it's usually more along the lines of "we have melee training because guns can jam, so we need to be ready to fight up-close." They don't condemn having guns, it's just that they're ready to fight in melee just in case. And in the end, they made them bullet sponges anyways, with them being able to survive against energy weapons and miniguns for a short time before dying.

They actually do start with shit equipment then give more modern shit to veterans. The riffraff Legion recruits have dinky service rifles and shotguns along with their machetes and spears, while the big boys get to play with marksman rifles, heavy-caliber rifles, machine guns, armor-piercing sniper rifles, ballistic fists, and sometimes even thermic lances. I think Lanius is the only Legion officer who came at me with a low-tech sword. Most of the other Praetorians or Centurions, despite wearing patchwork armor, came at me with a modern assault weapon or a high-tech melee weapon.

Though for my money, they should have made the Centurion armors full-on T-45d or T-51b armor suits that have Roman decorations on them, and say that they took those armor suits from killed Brotherhood paladins.
 
And I also think the Legion is a victim of what one of my friends call "Hollywood Rome", that is, a movie-based view of the Roman Empire as this center of power and civilization through simple tyranny and military might, looking over parts of Roman history where piety, propriety, family values, and good manners were once a part of Roman life. The writers of FNV based the Legion not on the real Rome, but on Hollywood's version of Rome, a version of Rome created by people who saw it as nothing more but a tyrant state full of slavery and militarism, a version far unlike the real Rome which had complex political issues before, during and after the Imperial period.
I think this may have been done on purpose as some of the media thematically Sallow might have had access to would be hollywood equivilant holovids

Also you should consider trying out the old world blues mod for hearts of iron 4 if you haven't already. It sort of plays out like a "what if" storybook every game where historical events take place, sometimes you can effect them heavily. I will warn you though that the original dev is gone and there are some truely poz'd factions made by degenerates. Also not every faction has a fleshed out focus tree (usually because they're ment to be eaten), and major events take place through the focus trees unlike normal hoi4 gameplay.
 
I think this may have been done on purpose as some of the media thematically Sallow might have had access to would be hollywood equivilant holovids

Also you should consider trying out the old world blues mod for hearts of iron 4 if you haven't already. It sort of plays out like a "what if" storybook every game where historical events take place, sometimes you can effect them heavily. I will warn you though that the original dev is gone and there are some truely poz'd factions made by degenerates. Also not every faction has a fleshed out focus tree (usually because they're ment to be eaten), and major events take place through the focus trees unlike normal hoi4 gameplay.
Except the argument falls apart when you learn that Edward Sallow used to be a well-educated Follower's missionary. He knew damn well what he was doing by taking advantage of all of those tribes simple mindsets and philosophies and declaring himself the one true warrior god.

You can even point this out to him yourself, when you tell him the legionnaires see him as Mars, not Caesar. If you don't save him, The Legion withers and dies regardless if they win or not, because Lanius takes over and he's nothing more than a brutal killing machine hopped up on mega xander root and broc flowers and not a leader in the least bit.

His greatest downfall will always be the irony in the legion dying under an autocracy. The reason the NCR has lasted so long is because of their democracy. It might be bloated and politically motivated, but history has proven that it lasts much longer. For as intelligent as he is, he's extremely short sighted.
 
I really wish we could get another Fallout on the level of 1, 2 and New Vegas someday.

I think it's pretty incredible that New Vegas still inspires so much discussion over a decade later, that's how you know a game is a classic when it stands the test of time like that.
 
The Legion disliking ballistic weapons is extremely pragmatic on their part, not idiocy. I've said it before and I've said it again, but when you're little more than a wandering band of nomad tribal raiders (and Caesar himself even admits to the Legion being that), carrying around massive caches of weapons and ammo isn't just difficult, its downright dangerous when you rely on slave labor to haul gear around. A slave with a machete stands no chance against a legionary, even an unarmed one. But a slave with a gun is an entirely different matter. That isn't getting into matters of resupply and maintenance, both of which are extremely difficult to do on the march. And that goes double for PA, which are things even the BoS has issues maintaining in quantity. There's a reason the T-45b is far more common than the T-51c, and it isn't simply because of pre-war production numbers. Caesar also plans to establish a new, proper Rome with Vegas as its capital and him as Imperator, so his plans for the West are clearly less violent and bloody than his plans for the East, and the ending slides even attest to that.
Caesar entered The Strip as though it was his Triumph. The Legion pushed the NCR out of New Vegas entirely, driving them back to the Mojave Outpost. The Legion occupied all major locations, enslaving much of the population and peacefully lording over the rest. Under the Legion's banner, civilization - unforgiving as it was - finally came to the Mojave Wasteland.
Now, considering how much of the population are raiders and tribals, that fits his MO. I mean, I wouldn't mind seeing the Fiends gets nailed to crosses given how they act. Obviously, anyone who resists Caesar is put down bloodily, but Primm without Meyer or Slim leading it submits, and is kept open for business as a trading outpost. Novac resists no matter what, and dies, but Goodsprings is left alone by the Legion, being abandoned of its own accord. Kings resist and get killed, but the Followers are allowed to peacefully depart and presumably much like Vegas, Freeside is kept intact.

Also, Oliver isn't an idiot. Political as all hell and definitely not any sort of genius, but if you talk to Jackson at the Mojave Outpost about the troops moving forwards he says he doesn't like his orders, but most importantly, he understands them. He doesn't follow them, he understands them, meaning he knows there's an actual reason to why they're issued, and not just a political one. The NCR is strapped for troops and supplies, the Rangers stuck chasing raiders in Baja before the situation heats up enough for them to be redeployed to the Mojave, and surrounded on all sides by enemies such as the Fiends and the BoS remnants the NCR really can't afford to deal with. The bunker assaults in the West were always extremely bloody for them, with whole platoons getting wiped out just to take a single one, So if we assume there's 40-50 guys to an infantry platoon, that's 80-100. Minimum. 80 guys for a single bunker is not something the NCR can afford, not so far from home. And if its three platoons... that's even worse for them. The NCR is just spinning their wheels because they don't really have any other options until the Courier starts solving their problems for them. Given the overall situation, I don't think Hsu could do a whole lot to improve it even as the bossman. It really is an unfortunate situation where you need manpower and a lot of it, and at best Hsu would be able to lop off one of the hydra's heads before one grew back. Now, he does have a grudge against Hanlon thanks to the First Battle but... considering how Hanlon repays the NCR by fucking up its comms maybe he's got a point to sidelining him.

EDIT: Hanlon also takes the pussy way out and eats his gun barrel when you say you're going to turn him in. Not exactly a man of strong convictions or willpower, and there's a reason he just fades away in most of the endings where he isn't killed. For all the faith he has in the Rangers he has none in the average soldier, and it shows in his actions and dialogue. Olivier may be insistent on a conventional army, too insistent perhaps, but at least he's confident enough in the common man of the NCR to wager its survival on him or her. There's a reason I always pick him in OWB, and it isn't just because he's the best guy for introducing the Legion to Ol' General Sherman.
 
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The Legion disliking ballistic weapons is extremely pragmatic on their part, not idiocy. I've said it before and I've said it again, but when you're little more than a wandering band of nomad tribal raiders (and Caesar himself even admits to the Legion being that), carrying around massive caches of weapons and ammo isn't just difficult, its downright dangerous when you rely on slave labor to haul gear around. A slave with a machete stands no chance against a legionary, even an unarmed one. But a slave with a gun is an entirely different matter. That isn't getting into matters of resupply and maintenance, both of which are extremely difficult to do on the march. And that goes double for PA, which are things even the BoS has issues maintaining in quantity. There's a reason the T-45b is far more common than the T-51c, and it isn't simply because of pre-war production numbers. Caesar also plans to establish a new, proper Rome with Vegas as its capital and him as Imperator, so his plans for the West are clearly less violent and bloody than his plans for the East, and the ending slides even attest to that.

Now, considering how much of the population are raiders and tribals, that fits his MO. I mean, I wouldn't mind seeing the Fiends gets nailed to crosses given how they act. Obviously, anyone who resists Caesar is put down bloodily, but Primm without Meyer or Slim leading it submits, and is kept open for business as a trading outpost. Novac resists no matter what, and dies, but Goodsprings is left alone by the Legion, being abandoned of its own accord. Kings resist and get killed, but the Followers are allowed to peacefully depart and presumably much like Vegas, Freeside is kept intact.

Also, Oliver isn't an idiot. Political as all hell and definitely not any sort of genius, but if you talk to Jackson at the Mojave Outpost about the troops moving forwards he says he doesn't like his orders, but most importantly, he understands them. He doesn't follow them, he understands them, meaning he knows there's an actual reason to why they're issued, and not just a political one. The NCR is strapped for troops and supplies, the Rangers stuck chasing raiders in Baja before the situation heats up enough for them to be redeployed to the Mojave, and surrounded on all sides by enemies such as the Fiends and the BoS remnants the NCR really can't afford to deal with. The bunker assaults in the West were always extremely bloody for them, with whole platoons getting wiped out just to take a single one, So if we assume there's 40-50 guys to an infantry platoon, that's 80-100. Minimum. 80 guys for a single bunker is not something the NCR can afford, not so far from home. And if its three platoons... that's even worse for them. The NCR is just spinning their wheels because they don't really have any other options until the Courier starts solving their problems for them. Given the overall situation, I don't think Hsu could do a whole lot to improve it even as the bossman. It really is an unfortunate situation where you need manpower and a lot of it, and at best Hsu would be able to lop off one of the hydra's heads before one grew back. Now, he does have a grudge against Hanlon thanks to the First Battle but... considering how Hanlon repays the NCR by fucking up its comms maybe he's got a point to sidelining him.

EDIT: Hanlon also takes the pussy way out and eats his gun barrel when you say you're going to turn him in. Not exactly a man of strong convictions or willpower, and there's a reason he just fades away in most of the endings where he isn't killed. For all the faith he has in the Rangers he has none in the average soldier, and it shows in his actions and dialogue. Olivier may be insistent on a conventional army, too insistent perhaps, but at least he's confident enough in the common man of the NCR to wager its survival on him or her. There's a reason I always pick him in OWB, and it isn't just because he's the best guy for introducing the Legion to Ol' General Sherman.
Caesar just has a healthy mistrust of old-world tech that has a propensity to break down. He keeps the firearms restricted to the upper ranks of the Legion whom he can trust, barely gives normal firearms to his lower ranks, and I'm sure he'd rather eat a bullet than trust a gun to a slave.

Hanlon's more of a tactical guy, but his "tactics" involved blowing up Boulder City just to stop the Mormon Legate Joshua Graham. Oliver seems to be more of a logistics guy, using conventional tactics to defeat the Legion in a war of attrition. Problem is, neither one of them is Lanius' match, since Lanius is all about finding the weakness of the enemy and squeezing their balls once he finds them.

It's actually kinda funny seeing how many NCR fans wax nostalgically about Hanlon, when his whole character is basically him giving up the fight because "TEH LEGION IZ TOO STRONG!" I had to kill Caesar himself just to snap Hanlon back to reality. The ideal NCR army would have Hanlon coming up with the tactics while Oliver handles the logistics, but due to Hanlon's political stance, that became impossible, hence why he was confined to some resort where the NCR Rangers contemptuously look down upon the fuck-ups of the NCR army.

I think this may have been done on purpose as some of the media thematically Sallow might have had access to would be hollywood equivilant holovids

Also you should consider trying out the old world blues mod for hearts of iron 4 if you haven't already. It sort of plays out like a "what if" storybook every game where historical events take place, sometimes you can effect them heavily. I will warn you though that the original dev is gone and there are some truely poz'd factions made by degenerates. Also not every faction has a fleshed out focus tree (usually because they're ment to be eaten), and major events take place through the focus trees unlike normal hoi4 gameplay.
While it does seem reasonable to think that Sallow's sources about Rome is wrong, the more likely truth is that the game-makers just lifted their idea of Rome from films, since many things from FNV, even outside the Legion, are movie cliches. The eccentric, egotistical, Steve Jobs-esque billionaire, a neocon democracy drowning in red tape, a fascist faction that treats women like shit because "fascist man bad", Boone saying "thumbs down" when killing Caesar (when in reality, thumbs down is the signal to the Gladiator to SPARE his defeated foe) among other things. It's like they just looked at old Roman tropes and movie cliches without studying the real Rome rather closely. Otherwise, you'd see rich Legion citizens, male AND FEMALE, milling about in Caesar's Fort, paying tribute to him and buying newly-acquired slaves for their villas, you'd have female gladiators in the arena as per the old Roman way, and fathers would have full control over their families instead of large families being broken apart by Caesar. While they got a lot of things right about old Rome, they also got a lot of things wrong.

I've seen that mod more than once. Looks good.

Except the argument falls apart when you learn that Edward Sallow used to be a well-educated Follower's missionary. He knew damn well what he was doing by taking advantage of all of those tribes simple mindsets and philosophies and declaring himself the one true warrior god.
My point exactly. The authors want Caesar to be portrayed as being well-read on old Rome, but he's basically so far from that it seems that all they did was sit down and watch a ton of Roman-themed movies before creating the Legion as a faction, then they took the worst aspects of Rome depicted on film (blatant slavery, warlike imperialism, brutal autocracy, sexism, crucifixion) and made that the main theme of the Legion.
You can even point this out to him yourself, when you tell him the legionnaires see him as Mars, not Caesar. If you don't save him, The Legion withers and dies regardless if they win or not, because Lanius takes over and he's nothing more than a brutal killing machine hopped up on mega xander root and broc flowers and not a leader in the least bit.

His greatest downfall will always be the irony in the legion dying under an autocracy. The reason the NCR has lasted so long is because of their democracy. It might be bloated and politically motivated, but history has proven that it lasts much longer. For as intelligent as he is, he's extremely short sighted.
Lanius has some logistical knowledge on how the Legion can't sustain a long-term occupation of the west, but the ending slides don't show it, and they just have him going full barbarian on anyone who defies him. How ironic.

Eh..........autocratic monarchies have lasted millennia, democracies last centuries. Even America, which was founded no more than a couple centuries ago, seems to be falling apart by the seams right now. The only "Republic" I know of that lasted really long in the real world was Venice, and that wasn't a democracy, more like an elective monarchy with limited powers for the Doge of Venice.
 
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So I'm playing through NV (again) and can I just say that X-8 High School Horror is pure fucking cancer? You have to go through the thing four goddamn times to beat it, all the time listening to the same "joke" that wasn't that funny the first time. Also, on the last time you have Big MT nightstalkers that are bullet sponges and can cripple limbs in a single attack. Fun.

It's safe to say that X-8 is the "Sierra Madre Vault" of OWB.
 
So I'm playing through NV (again) and can I just say that X-8 High School Horror is pure fucking cancer? You have to go through the thing four goddamn times to beat it, all the time listening to the same "joke" that wasn't that funny the first time. Also, on the last time you have Big MT nightstalkers that are bullet sponges and can cripple limbs in a single attack. Fun.

It's safe to say that X-8 is the "Sierra Madre Vault" of OWB.

This is why I only started OWB AFTER I beat Lonesome Road and acquired melee weapons like the Blade of the West and the Armor of the 87th Tribe. It makes killing Nightstalkers far more easier as Not!Lanius than by using guns on them.
 
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Hanlon's more of a tactical guy, but his "tactics" involved blowing up Boulder City just to stop the Mormon Legate Joshua Graham. Oliver seems to be more of a logistics guy, using conventional tactics to defeat the Legion in a war of attrition. Problem is, neither one of them is Lanius' match, since Lanius is all about finding the weakness of the enemy and squeezing their balls once he finds them.
Which is why his plan is to swarm the Dam with elite, well-equipped troops and tear the NCR apart in close combat where their numbers and massed firepower count for less than individual skill. And its why the heavies Oliver deploys are a far better choice than the Ranger, since mobility is far less important than sheer toughness. Granted, stats-wise the salvaged armor is flat-out worse than ranger armor or the top-tier combat armor thanks to the weight and AGI penalty for the same DT, but presumably there's more of the salvaged PA since any looted BoS PA can get turned into one pretty easily (and lore-wise since its just a bunch of metal quite easy to repair) whereas the combat armors are all pre-war and require advanced composites, both to make and repair. Personally if I was going to mod in a change I'd boost the DT up to the T-45's 22 and the helmet to the T-45 helm's 5, and drop the AGI penalty down to like 1 to reflect the greater interior comfort from the climate control.
 
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I wanna like the Legion but I really cant defend them in their current incarnation I am always told "Bro the cut content bro Bethesda forced them to be evil bro" and the problem is you can make the Legion look so much better easily. I think most of the problems stem from Caesar himself the dude is straight up a retard who read half a history book. However, at the same time I cant help but be amazed how just how much more intelligent the Legion is compared to the NCR. Most of the Legion Quests are just Caesar telling you "Okay so we have been in contact with this organization before or we currently doing this plan just go help them please" compared to the NCRs "Courier please everyone hates us these tribal larpers are always one step ahead of us oh my god I think the rocks are speaking latin"

I think my problem is the Legion feels much more like Sparta than Rome the dislike of technology never really rubbed me the right way since the Legion is shown to use technology (some legionaries use guns, power fists, and the howitzer) or really advanced tactics when fighting the NCR (Frumentaris basically insert themselves into almost every facet of the Mojave, years of planning, psyops, disinformation warfare). Compared to the tactics the NCR use under Oliver they downright look like savage tribals with guns compared to the Legion.

Personally, my 3 major things to fixing the Legion have got to be slaves can earn their freedom through hard work, forget the hate boner over technology Rome was so strong since they pushed for advancement in both military and society, and maybe introduce an Octavian of sorts where he wants to reform the Legion for the better but still stay true to the ideals of Rome.
I think the Legion having institutionalized misogyny and rape is a huge turn off for a lot of people.

Like, it wasn't bad enough that they were slavers, glorified raiders, and luddites, did Obsidian really have to let the Legion inherently treat half of humanity like breeding stock? Sure, it might fit in with Caesar possibly having severe mommy issues (or maybe he's just a psychotic douchebag at heart), but who the hell would willingly join the Legion while playing as a female Courier (you know damn well they'll betray her at some point)?
 
I think the Legion having institutionalized misogyny and rape is a huge turn off for a lot of people.

Like, it wasn't bad enough that they were slavers, glorified raiders, and luddites, did Obsidian really have to let the Legion inherently treat half of humanity like breeding stock? Sure, it might fit in with Caesar possibly having severe mommy issues (or maybe he's just a psychotic douchebag at heart), but who the hell would willingly join the Legion while playing as a female Courier (you know damn well they'll betray her at some point)?
I think it's more of a utilitarian mindset. When it comes to breeding, women are way more valuable than men. One man can impregnate many women simultaneously, but each woman can only give birth to a single baby at a time.

And considering the rate at which people will die in a society that has almost no idea of anything beyond tribal medicine, keeping up numbers is important.

It kinda makes sense, but the game definitely gives off this vibe that he's a misogynist because we see no exceptions made. If we'd seen at least one or two examples of females in the legion, women who are so badass Caesar can't justify relegating them to shitting out babies, then it would definitly have done a lot more to demonstrate that the legion is utilitarian rather than sexist.
 
Well, this has probably been the most text-heavy page and a half I've ever read. Let me add my mess to the pile.
I wanna like the Legion but I really cant defend them in their current incarnation I am always told "Bro the cut content bro Bethesda forced them to be evil bro" and the problem is you can make the Legion look so much better easily. I think most of the problems stem from Caesar himself the dude is straight up a retard who read half a history book. However, at the same time I cant help but be amazed how just how much more intelligent the Legion is compared to the NCR. Most of the Legion Quests are just Caesar telling you "Okay so we have been in contact with this organization before or we currently doing this plan just go help them please" compared to the NCRs "Courier please everyone hates us these tribal larpers are always one step ahead of us oh my god I think the rocks are speaking latin"

I think my problem is the Legion feels much more like Sparta than Rome the dislike of technology never really rubbed me the right way since the Legion is shown to use technology (some legionaries use guns, power fists, and the howitzer) or really advanced tactics when fighting the NCR (Frumentaris basically insert themselves into almost every facet of the Mojave, years of planning, psyops, disinformation warfare). Compared to the tactics the NCR use under Oliver they downright look like savage tribals with guns compared to the Legion.

Personally, my 3 major things to fixing the Legion have got to be slaves can earn their freedom through hard work, forget the hate boner over technology Rome was so strong since they pushed for advancement in both military and society, and maybe introduce an Octavian of sorts where he wants to reform the Legion for the better but still stay true to the ideals of Rome.
I think that the Legion's deal on technology is honestly something of an "it builds character" approach. Specialists get guns for specialist purposes, but for Legionarius Joius, it's a machete and into the thick of the fighting for him, where he will either die and be replaced, or emerge a hardened motherfucker who has seen and done the most horrific shit humans can inflict upon each other, and wants more.

They also need to hold the territory they have tight. The problem I had personally with the legion was they were overly militaristic and one of the reasons Rome fell was because they couldn’t hold their earned territories when they stretched themselves too thin. Considering what Caesar and Lanius were saying about war, New Vegas probably wasn’t the only territory they were looking to conquer. It’s made even worse with their aversion to technology because that limits communication between territories and keeping it held together is challenging (sometimes impossible). Long term I could never see the Legion succeeding and eventually I could see progressivism (also what caused Rome to fall) spreading within where women became soldiers etc.
I think this is something of an inevitability, if not outright the plan. Caesar remarks that taking Vegas will be the Legion's transformation from a giant nomadic tribe to a genuine empire, and to me, that says "government". Nevada, Arizona, New Mexico, Utah and Colorado is just too big of a region for one man to play autocrat over in a world that needs to rely on couriers to convey messages, and I expect that Caesar would start appointing regional governors between the conquest of Vegas and his proper push into the NCR.

As for women, the Frontier's Legion ending is actually not too far removed from what I expect in the bizzare scenario of a female Legion Courier. A woman being at the forefront of the conquest of Hoover Dam is going to send cultural shockwaves across the Legion, doubly so since Caesar chooses to publicly celebrate her, even going so far as having a special run of the denarius minted in her image. You're not going to see women showing up in the infantry, but I suspect that the Frumentarii might slowly start incorporating very select and highly-qualified women into its ranks.

I think that was the point. Edward Sallow is a smart guy, but he only read parts of books instead of getting not only the full story but also the context behind the books he was reading. He's what we call a "Sophos Moros", or a "wise fool". He's wise when compared to the average barbarian or politician, but he's an intellectual dilettante when compared to real intellectuals. His appeal, in the end, lies in the ultra-nationalist and hardcore warrior ways of his faction, and their utter hatred for anything that reeks of degeneracy.

And I also think the Legion is a victim of what one of my friends call "Hollywood Rome", that is, a movie-based view of the Roman Empire as this center of power and civilization through simple tyranny and military might, looking over parts of Roman history where piety, propriety, family values, and good manners were once a part of Roman life. The writers of FNV based the Legion not on the real Rome, but on Hollywood's version of Rome, a version of Rome created by people who saw it as nothing more but a tyrant state full of slavery and militarism, a version far unlike the real Rome which had complex political issues before, during and after the Imperial period.

But yeah, compared to the NCR, who basically are about as bureaucratically efficient as the fucking Imperium of Man, the Legion stands head and shoulders above them. The NCR is a liberal democracy that's drowning in red tape and infighting so badly that some intellectual dilettante and his tribe of Roman cosplayers are running rings around them just because he knows how to inspire people and properly run a bureaucracy AND an army. You look at the NCR soldiers, and Chief Hanlon even states that not all of them have proper service rifles or armor. They're literally at the same state the Russian army was in WWI, where there were more people than rifles, and in the five years since they kicked out Joshua Graham from Hoover Dam, they've done nothing but lose thousands of people to Legion attacks and attacks from random gangs and crooks.

If I were writing the story, I would have written in that the Legion lost its primitivism after Joshua Graham lost at Hoover Dam. They would actually take in Enclave remnants from the FO3 Enclave. Like say, they fled the carnage in Washington DC in disgrace, or they got lost and never made it to Washington DC in the first place, then after the First Battle of Hoover Dam, they came across the Legion, and when Caesar recognized who they were, he offers them an honored place in his Legion, and he starts integrating them into the Legion and getting them to work producing energy weapons and power armor for his men to make up for Joshua Graham's defeat at Hoover Dam, with them reactivating old factories in Legion turf for that purpose.

I would have the game at first show the Legion to be primitive, with most Legion scouts and recruits you meet having the same primitive weapons and armor as in the base game, and even have the NCR guys talk about how the Legion in the last war only used rudimentary guns and explosives as the height of their tech. Then I would surprise the player by having Legion elite troopers show up decked in Fallout 3 Enclave power armors shouting "AVE, CAESAR!" while holding aloft their thermic lances and laser/plasma rifles when the Courier goes to Caesar's camp and he gives a speech about how they're going to win this time.

And as the Courier looks over the sea of men in black power armor yelling "AVE, TRUE TO CAESAR!" it's hard to argue with that idea, making the NCR campaign all the more harder, especially when a platoon of these Legion/Enclave troopers storm an NCR position and easily kill everyone there, even the Rangers. It gets so bad to the point where after this gets revealed, the NCR responds by offering pardons to Enclave and Brotherhood remnants within their own territory who haven't yet joined the Legion, so they can get advanced power armor and energy weapons training/production for their own troops.

Of course, if you go the Mr. House or Yes Man route, these power-armored Legion/Enclave boys run into fully-upgraded Securitrons, and they just get fucking peppered with rockets and grenades meant for tanks, so it's not like this will change those routes that much.
For me, the contrast between the NCR and the Legion is one of under- and over-correction, respectively. The NCR insists on recreating America as it was on 22 Oct 2077, and for their trouble they get exactly the kind of bloated, corrupt bureaucracy-economic complex that fucked everything up in the first place. Caesar, on the other hand, essentially wants to turn the calendar back to 1 AD and start the whole damned journey all over again, mistakes and all.

I think the Legion having institutionalized misogyny and rape is a huge turn off for a lot of people.

Like, it wasn't bad enough that they were slavers, glorified raiders, and luddites, did Obsidian really have to let the Legion inherently treat half of humanity like breeding stock? Sure, it might fit in with Caesar possibly having severe mommy issues (or maybe he's just a psychotic douchebag at heart), but who the hell would willingly join the Legion while playing as a female Courier (you know damn well they'll betray her at some point)?
I think it's more of a utilitarian mindset. When it comes to breeding, women are way more valuable than men. One man can impregnate many women simultaneously, but each woman can only give birth to a single baby at a time.

And considering the rate at which people will die in a society that has almost no idea of anything beyond tribal medicine, keeping up numbers is important.

It kinda makes sense, but the game definitely gives off this vibe that he's a misogynist because we see no exceptions made. If we'd seen at least one or two examples of females in the legion, women who are so badass Caesar can't justify relegating them to shitting out babies, then it would definitly have done a lot more to demonstrate that the legion is utilitarian rather than sexist.
Clicking these into the above points, Caesar doesn't play "women are for breeding" out of animosity, but because it is the most basic form of human society: the man hunts, the woman has kids. As he says, the War effectively reduced humanity's cultural progress back to zero, and he is trying to start at that zero and move forward from there just like we did last time. I don't think Caesar sees his empire being the same thing in a hundred years, but rather plans for it to one day tame the wastes, and once the world is no longer in a state of post-apocalypse, it will start being a viable option to be something other than a totalitarian hellhole built for functionality above all. This is essentially what the Medieval period was, a millenium-long apocalypse brought on by the fall of Rome, and only once Europe stabilized to the point where the feudal system stopped being a necessary evil did we have the Renaissance, the Enlightment, and eventually the return of the republic as a form of government.
 
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I think people heavily mischaracterize the legion's stance on technology they aren't luddites they're taught to not rely on advanced tech on a world where natural resources aren't a thing anymore they blatantly use tech all the time as I'm sure the legion hit squads will remind anyone as well as the howitzer they fix up to blast the ncr.

They're 200 years on from a nuclear apocalypse and that's after the resource wars I think it's perfectly sensible for your troops to not be reliant on finite supplies that will only degrade, deplete and worsen with age. Alongside that the reason legionaries use spears and machetes and the like is to ensure even a basic legionnaire is as deadly with their hands as they are with a rifle something that the ncr is clearly shown to lack in all but their most advanced rangers
 
Which is why his plan is to swarm the Dam with elite, well-equipped troops and tear the NCR apart in close combat where their numbers and massed firepower count for less than individual skill. And its why the heavies Oliver deploys are a far better choice than the Ranger, since mobility is far less important than sheer toughness. Granted, stats-wise the salvaged armor is flat-out worse than ranger armor or the top-tier combat armor thanks to the weight and AGI penalty for the same DT, but presumably there's more of the salvaged PA since any looted BoS PA can get turned into one pretty easily (and lore-wise since its just a bunch of metal quite easy to repair) whereas the combat armors are all pre-war and require advanced composites, both to make and repair. Personally if I was going to mod in a change I'd boost the DT up to the T-45's 22 and the helmet to the T-45 helm's 5, and drop the AGI penalty down to like 1 to reflect the greater interior comfort from the climate control.
If I were General Oliver, I'd have kept the Heavy Troopers a secret. Have the NCR Rangers accompany most trooper squads, but have all the Heavy Troopers be in the Dam using hallway-clearing weapons like heavy incinerators and miniguns, then have them guard choke points like doorways and hallways where they can just kill Legionnaires by the bucketloads with a single pull of the trigger. The ensuing massacre would be the most glorious victory for the NCR army, that is, until they finally crack open Lost Hills and burn down the California Brotherhood for good.

That, and the NCR Veteran Ranger armor looks pretty funny when there's no leg protection. I mean, at least the Elite Riot Gear from Lonesome Road has kneepads. If I were a Legion sniper, I'd just aim for their legs to cause them enough pain so that regular Legionnaires can run up and chop them up or shotgun them.

I think the Legion having institutionalized misogyny and rape is a huge turn off for a lot of people.

Like, it wasn't bad enough that they were slavers, glorified raiders, and luddites, did Obsidian really have to let the Legion inherently treat half of humanity like breeding stock? Sure, it might fit in with Caesar possibly having severe mommy issues (or maybe he's just a psychotic douchebag at heart), but who the hell would willingly join the Legion while playing as a female Courier (you know damn well they'll betray her at some point)?
The ending shows us that the Legion honored the female Courier by putting her face on the money. Verdict's still out on whether or not they turned around and made her Lanius' bottom bitch in the end, but considering that Caesar can change laws on the fly, and they just stabilized the Legion and gave it a New Rome, chances are that Caesar was going to change his women policy to be a tad bit more flexible now that his nomad tribe is transforming into a genuine empire.

I think it's more of a utilitarian mindset. When it comes to breeding, women are way more valuable than men. One man can impregnate many women simultaneously, but each woman can only give birth to a single baby at a time.

And considering the rate at which people will die in a society that has almost no idea of anything beyond tribal medicine, keeping up numbers is important.

It kinda makes sense, but the game definitely gives off this vibe that he's a misogynist because we see no exceptions made. If we'd seen at least one or two examples of females in the legion, women who are so badass Caesar can't justify relegating them to shitting out babies, then it would definitly have done a lot more to demonstrate that the legion is utilitarian rather than sexist.
This is why I say that the game based the Legion on Hollywood Rome rather than real Rome. Women in Rome had a place outside of just being the men's bottom bitches. They raised kids, they cooked and cleaned, they served as mothers and matrons, and sometimes as politicians and even as gladiators. And yes, they had slaves do work for them now and then. Obsidian's writers probably just took a look at how Roman women were far below the men in the social order of Rome and assumed it to be no better than slavery, so they made the Legion enslave the women they come across.

They could have just sidestepped this in FNV by saying that most women are given the task of pumping out babies, and are paid for each child they give birth to and give to the Legion. There would be male and female slaves in the camps, and there would also be a small number of women are running around the Legion camp working for the Frumentarii and fighting in the arena. I would even have wealthy Legion citizens, both male and female, buying slaves recently captured from the NCR while they're on their way to pay tribute to Caesar.

Like say, during the Courier's visit to Caesar, I'd have a wealthy couple whose ancestors were designing energy weapons for the government before the bombs dropped, and they come in to pay tribute to Caesar and drop off some plasma rifles and plasma casters for his elite soldiers to use. You then see that couple later on, going to a slave auction attended by rich citizen-tourists from Legion lands, where Legion troops are selling off captured NCR troops and civilians as slaves and pricing them based on how healthy they are. At least THAT would be more accurate to how Roman slavery worked.

Well, this has probably been the most text-heavy page and a half I've ever read. Let me add my mess to the pile.

I think that the Legion's deal on technology is honestly something of an "it builds character" approach. Specialists get guns for specialist purposes, but for Legionarius Joius, it's a machete and into the thick of the fighting for him, where he will either die and be replaced, or emerge a hardened motherfucker who has seen and done the most horrific shit humans can inflict upon each other, and wants more.
I think they just save the good guns for the guys that can use them well. Like say, recruits get dinky service rifles and machetes, but the higher you get in Legion rankings, they give you better weapons, from shotguns to assault rifles, to thermic lances and anti-materiel rifles. It forces the lower ranks to improve their lot by fighting hard and emerge as hardened motherfuckers, and once they do emerge as such, they're given better instruments of destruction now that their bloodlust has kicked in.
I think this is something of an inevitability, if not outright the plan. Caesar remarks that taking Vegas will be the Legion's transformation from a giant nomadic tribe to a genuine empire, and to me, that says "government". Nevada, Arizona, New Mexico, Utah and Colorado is just too big of a region for one man to play autocrat over in a world that needs to rely on couriers to convey messages, and I expect that Caesar would start appointing regional governors between the conquest of Vegas and his proper push into the NCR.
Exactly. The ending shows him sparing people whom he would normally slaughter. He spares the Boomers and the Enclave Remnants despite the fact that those groups can reduce his New Rome to cinders. Probably because he would want to recruit them later on as heavy artillery/shocktroops. He spares the Followers of the Apocalypse, and even lets Arcade Gannon remain alive despite the guy hating his guts. He decapitates Hanlon instead of crucifying him as a show of respect to a worthy enemy.

The Legion goes from rampaging animals to a legitimate army that polices its turf and wipes out threats like the Fiends and the Powder Gangers. The Legion "settles down" and becomes more civilized, being more like Palpatine's Galactic Empire where you have regional governors having control over territories in the Emperor's name, instead of the Hun-like behavior they exhibit in the base game.
As for women, the Frontier's Legion ending is actually not too far removed from what I expect in the bizzare scenario of a female Legion Courier. A woman being at the forefront of the conquest of Hoover Dam is going to send cultural shockwaves across the Legion, doubly so since Caesar chooses to publicly celebrate her, even going so far as having a special run of the denarius minted in her image. You're not going to see women showing up in the infantry, but I suspect that the Frumentarii might slowly start incorporating very select and highly-qualified women into its ranks.
It makes more sense for Caesar to be the one to instigate it. Some random Legate doing that would probably get him removed from command, but if Caesar does it, it's alright. Especially if said woman in question assassinated Benny and House, blew out President Aaron Kimball's brains, wiped out a small army of power-armored Brotherhood paladins, saved Caesar from his brain tumor, and led the attack against the NCR army which led to General Lee Oliver retreating or getting killed. By that point, a woman has proven herself to be very useful to the Legion outside of being a baby-maker, to the point where Caesar puts her face on the coin. I wouldn't put it past Caesar to allow the Courier and other strong women into the Legion after that. I also wouldn't be surprised if the female Courier ends up being his heir, after presumably getting married to Lanius, of course, so she can pop out a super-baby with Lanius' brawn and her brains, so that Caesar #3 will be an absolute fucking monster.
For me, the contrast between the NCR and the Legion is one of under- and over-correction, respectively. The NCR insists on recreating America as it was on 22 Oct 2077, and for their trouble they get exactly the kind of bloated, corrupt bureaucracy-economic complex that fucked everything up in the first place. Caesar, on the other hand, essentially wants to turn the calendar back to 1 AD and start the whole damned journey all over again, mistakes and all.
I can see why Caesar would do that, though. The cultural progress of humanity was reset, so Caesar is going back to old ways of ruling to keep the barbarians at bay, since they're not dealing with a civilized world, they live in the Dark Ages of their time, so Caesar is playing from a Dark Age warlord's playbook on how to pacify the world. Once the world has been pacified, they can return to more civil ways of running things, like how Caesar began to be more diplomatic once he sat on House's throne.
Clicking these into the above points, Caesar doesn't play "women are for breeding" out of animosity, but because it is the most basic form of human society: the man hunts, the woman has kids. As he says, the War effectively reduced humanity's cultural progress back to zero, and he is trying to start at that zero and move forward from there just like we did last time. I don't think Caesar sees his empire being the same thing in a hundred years, but rather plans for it to one day tame the wastes, and once the world is no longer in a state of post-apocalypse, it will start being a viable option to be something other than a totalitarian hellhole built for functionality above all. This is essentially what the Medieval period was, a millenium-long apocalypse brought on by the fall of Rome, and only once Europe stabilized to the point where the feudal system stopped being a necessary evil did we have the Renaissance, the Enlightment, and eventually the return of the republic as a form of government.
The ending slides suggest just that: Caesar's brutality served its purpose once he took Hoover Dam, and he starts reigning it in and starts acting more civilized once he takes Vegas.
I think people heavily mischaracterize the legion's stance on technology they aren't luddites they're taught to not rely on advanced tech on a world where natural resources aren't a thing anymore they blatantly use tech all the time as I'm sure the legion hit squads will remind anyone as well as the howitzer they fix up to blast the ncr.

They're 200 years on from a nuclear apocalypse and that's after the resource wars I think it's perfectly sensible for your troops to not be reliant on finite supplies that will only degrade, deplete and worsen with age. Alongside that the reason legionaries use spears and machetes and the like is to ensure even a basic legionnaire is as deadly with their hands as they are with a rifle something that the ncr is clearly shown to lack in all but their most advanced rangers.
That's my reaction every time someone calls the Legion "primitive". The Legion isn't primitive. They're just trained to make the best out of a bad situation, they still use guns when they can. It's just that they're trained to use melee weapons when it comes to close quarters.

Not to mention the fact that unlike the Gun Runners, most factions just scavenge guns, so Caesar is just trying to be ready for the day when old guns start to break down, which they can. NCR troopers are nowhere near that ready, which is why they can get mugged and killed by random gangsters when their guns jam or they run out of ammo.
 
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sometimes as politicians and even as gladiators.
Female gladiators were treated as a joke, or an example of foreign barbarism. Having two negro women tear each other apart to prove how much more civilized Rome is.
Women were also not permitted to be politicians, their authority was entirely reliant on the men they could control as mother, partner, or daughter
 
Female gladiators were treated as a joke, or an example of foreign barbarism. Having two negro women tear each other apart to prove how much more civilized Rome is.
Women were also not permitted to be politicians, their authority was entirely reliant on the men they could control as mother, partner, or daughter
But they still existed. So why can't the Legion have say, two female tribals kicking the shit out of each other?

As I said, it was only on a few occasions, but some female patricians like Galla Placidia, the mother and advisor of Emperor Valentinian the Third. It still shows permission into politics so long as you're related to a man/serving a man in some regard. Which, since the Legion is an autocratic state, all those who live in it serve Caesar.
 
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