Fallout series

[Tri-Tachyon'sClown]

The Fallout TV show is coming out soon, I can't wait to see the shilling. Obviously it's going to be loved by Fo4 and F76 fans most of all, that's where most of the fans unfortunately congregate around. You can easily tell by how many specifically Fo4 and F76 references people are making. From what I've heard from the people who got the "watch" it before it released, it reinforces my suspicions of it being garbage, which were already 100% for it being garbage.

 

[Shadfan666xxx000]

The Fallout TV show is coming out soon, I can't wait to see the shilling. Obviously it's going to be loved by Fo4 and F76 fans most of all, that's where most of the fans unfortunately congregate around. You can easily tell by how many specifically Fo4 and F76 references people are making. From what I've heard from the people who got the "watch" it before it released, it reinforces my suspicions of it being garbage, which were already 100% for it being garbage.

It's so tiring. First Star Wars, then ASOIAF, the the Arkham Batman series and now Fallout of all things. I'm getting tired of looking at all my favorite franchises and more or less having to utterly disregard the last chapter of them but this is life in the 2020s.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Hey uh is it just me or is the entire fallout tv show up on prime video early
Edit to prove I'm not bullshitting in case no obe else sees it or it gets taken down


Edit: Does anyone know how to rip videos downloaded through Amazon Prime because I'd love to get a local copy in the event this gets fixed

Live edit review: Ok so we start with who I think becomes the ghoul dressed as a cowboy in prewar times for a birthday party. He's white but he has a black daughter. Oil driller.

Oh God, they're doing that apocryphal "thumbs up to check the size of the mushroom cloud" that gets attributed to vault boy's thumb being up. The bombs drop and the little black girl gives it a thumb up. They just give it a fluoride stare for a while.

Where's the blinding flash? The windows just get broken. That's no fuckin atom bomb.

Time skip in the vault. They name drop some fallout skills as if they were actual things human people would have in real life for some sort of interview.

I think they just implied the Lucy chick has fucked her cousins but I'm not willing to rewind to verify that in the event I'm not supposed to be able to watch it.

Oh God she totally did fuck her cousin, and as a child. They imply that it's socially acceptable for children who are related to fuck as long as they don't marry.

She gets married off to some schmuck from the next vault over as part of some kind of trade and OH GOD A MAN'S ASS IS ONSCREEN

OH GOD IT'S NOT EVEN 20 MINUTES IN AND ITS A SEX SCENE OH NO

These dumbasses let fucking raiders in without even checking. It wasn't another vault. I wonder if that was intentional maybe, like the vault overseer was dealing with raiders in secret or something but who knows, they might just be retarded. Anyways her husband was a raider and fucking stabbed her, so she killed him.

Where is vault security??? I don't see a single security guard in uniform defending the place.

I'm glad Blaximus is getting hazed by a racially diverse group of men. It would be too funny if the group of guys beating up the nigger recruit was entirely white.

The Prydwen is here. I heard rumors it's not actually the real Prydwen but that wouldn't make any sense. So it's probably true.

Brotherhood recruits acting like they've never seen real power armor before. Isn't it standard issue?

Blaximus got jealous of some other recruit and put a razor blade in his boot or something? Or he was blamed for it. I really don't know what happened but they threw a bag over his head and took him away.

Back with Lucy, she's going to find her dad because the raiders took him in the scuffle. Totally never had a plot where a vault dweller left to find their dad who secretly had a child with a surface dweller before. What a cool original idea.

Really? You see the surface for the first time and there's skeletons and destruction all around... And all you can say is "Okie dokie "
Okie fucking dokie.

Blaximus again, he's getting interrogated about the incident. He's making weird faces at the screen while the elder is accusing him of shit that I'm like 90% sure he probably didn't do. This really says a lot about society, or something.

"I dindu nuffin"
"Fair enough, you're a knight now"
*Continues making weird faces*

OH MY GOD THEY JUST BRANDED THE NIGGER.
The brotherhood is a weird religious cult now and they have religious branding ceremonies I guess.

These raider types are digging up the ghoul guy. I guess feral ghouls can't resist eating UNMUTATED REgULAR ASS NORMAL CHICKENS.
He killed them and stole their job, hunting down an enclave remnant or something. Dead ass ends on a shot of the totally unmutated, regular, normal chicken for some reason. Might recap more episodes in the future but I don't know that I've got the mental fortitude to do it in one sitting.

 

[Cherry Eyed Hamster]

I was surprised to see that they gave some of the weapons designs from Fallout 1. I’ll admit this show is full of modern television woes I was expecting to appear, but hey it’s nice to see that they’re not completely focusing on the aesthetics of FO4 and 76.

 

[Tri-Tachyon'sClown]

It's so tiring. First Star Wars, then ASOIAF, the the Arkham Batman series and now Fallout of all things. I'm getting tired of looking at all my favorite franchises and more or less having to utterly disregard the last chapter of them but this is life in the 2020s.

I've long since learned not to associate with anyone and anything related to something that is going to shit and instead stick with what isn't shit. There are plenty of Star Wars fans, actual Star Wars fans not nu-SW fans, who mock whatever garbage Disney shits out. Such as myself. That goes for all of these franchises. I'll shit on and laugh and be slightly depressed about the current state of these once truly beloved franchises but I'll be damned if I engage with that shit or any of these self-fellating, pedestal standing nu-fags fans.

Hey uh is it just me or is the entire fallout tv show up on prime video early

Yep, they released it early, not just you.

Edit: Does anyone know how to rip videos downloaded through Amazon Prime because I'd love to get a local copy in the event this gets fixed

Record your screen as you play it, that's all I know.

Oh God, they're doing that apocryphal "thumbs up to check the size of the mushroom cloud" that gets attributed to vault boy's thumb being up. The bombs drop and the little black girl gives it a thumb up. They just give it a fluoride stare for a while.

Where's the blinding flash? The windows just get broken. That's no fuckin atom bomb.

Kek, sounds "good" already.

Time skip in the vault. They name drop some fallout skills as if they were actual things human people would have in real life for some sort of interview.

I think they just implied the Lucy chick has fucked her cousins but I'm not willing to rewind to verify that in the event I'm not supposed to be able to watch it.

Oh God she totally did fuck her cousin, and as a child. They imply that it's socially acceptable for children who are related to fuck as long as they don't marry.

Average Hollywood far-leftist fantasy, nothing out of the ordinary. I'm not sure the Vaults in the games hinted at incest since most of the Vaults were fucked up experiments, but I don't think even the nicest control Vaults practiced incest since there's quite a number of people that get in these Vaults. So going for the whole "lmao cousin fucker because they're white and in an enclosed space" is not surprising. I mean they added that fucking cyclops overseer so cousin fucking, including child cousin fucking, is the least strange thing these Hollywood pedophiles (read: the entirety of Hollywood) would add.

She gets married off to some schmuck from the next vault over as part of some kind of trade and OH GOD A MAN'S ASS IS ONSCREEN

OH GOD IT'S NOT EVEN 20 MINUTES IN AND ITS A SEX SCENE OH NO

Also, unsurprising. They'll REEEEEEE if a woman shows too much skin like they're religious but clap like seals when a man's ass is shown when there doesn't need to be, the Halo TV show for example, towards a character who's pretty much always in his Armor. Sex is also a thing these people are obsessed with since they'll never know true love, so they consider constantly wanted to fuck as love. If people wanted to see a sex scene, they'd watch porn, and it would be better.

These dumbasses let fucking raiders in without even checking. It wasn't another vault. I wonder if that was intentional maybe, like the vault overseer was dealing with raiders in secret or something but who knows, they might just be retarded. Anyways her husband was a raider and fucking stabbed her, so she killed him.

Lol, lmao even. I doubt the writers are smart enough to set up a plot like the Overseer making a deal with the Raiders, even if it's incredibly easy to write. Even Fallout 4 got it right with Vault 81 (among the many things they got wrong) with the Overseer being suspicious with someone who got their hands on a Pip-Boy and want something in return. Or pass a skill check but eh. So from what you're saying, they just let anyone in without checking, despite coming straight from a paranoid America that would accuse their fellow neighbor of being a Jew communist at the slightest suspicion for their own gain or misguided loyalty to America, in which I highly doubt they'll never teach their descendants of...lmao. I'm not a hate watcher but I can see why someone would want to at least pirate this show just to see how awful it is.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

https://www.gameinformer.com/news/2024/04/09/all-8-episodes-of-amazons-fallout-tv-series-now-dropping-one-day-earlier

Apparently they moved the release date to today, so it's not going anywhere. In that case I'm stopping my live review. Plenty of time to discuss it.

 

[Cherry Eyed Hamster]

Project Arroyo is back on the menu!

Nobody needs Bethesda or Amazon when we have talented modders like this one.

Wowww that is gorgeous. Sucks it’s on Discord tho and not a proper forum

@Dr. Ricearoni Lol your edits are gold. All that BS with the flawed inconsistencies and lack of logic is what happens when your show is directed by a man who’s only played one Fallout game and it’s considered one of the weakest games in the series. I’m tired of Bethesda dipping their grubby paws into Fallout.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Wowww that is gorgeous. Sucks it’s on Discord tho and not a proper forum

@Dr. Ricearoni Lol your edits are gold. All that BS with the flawed inconsistencies and lack of logic is what happens when your show is directed by a man who’s only played one Fallout game and it’s considered one of the weakest games in the series. I’m tired of Bethesda dipping their grubby paws into Fallout.

I know I said I'd stop but your praise sustains me.

 

[eatler]

Ok here’s the plan. I won’t watch it because I’d rather not subject myself to that torture. You guys watch that show and leave your takes here, I will award you with a metal for each post. It could be real or fake, I don’t care if you say “the brotherhood of steel is riding purple elephants, I’ll still award and 100% believe you. Ok go team!

 

[God of Nothing]

I'm just going to get the bullet points from the boys on /tv/ and /v/

 

[Cherry Eyed Hamster]

Ok here’s the plan. I won’t watch it because I’d rather not subject myself to that torture. You guys watch that show and leave your takes here, I will award you with a metal for each post. It could be real or fake, I don’t care if you say “the brotherhood of steel is riding purple elephants, I’ll still award and 100% believe you. Ok go team!

There’s a tranny in the Brotherhood of Steel.

And no I did not make that shit up just to get an internet brownie point.

 

[Mola Ram]

There’s a tranny in the Brotherhood of Steel.

And no I did not make that shit up just to get an internet brownie point.

Biggest red flag in the first episode by far. Not a tranny, though, but "nonbinary" -- see the elder using they/them pronouns when referring to the little twink. It also felt implied that

Spoiler: Spoiler

the reason "they" got maimed was because of "their" sexual weirdness.

 

[Ghost of Wesley Willis]

Decided to look back around on Nexus today and saw a new mod (in beta) called Nova Arizona, that added more to the Legion side of the Arizona River. Definitely would've been worth a try since we're severely lacking any sort of good Legion expansion mods. But I've now lost faith in the project.



"Wow I hope this mod doesn't become a Frontier style fiasco."

"Oh it won't, but here's how it will turn out exactly like one of the reasons The Frontier had its controversies to begin with."

 

[God of Nothing]

Decided to look back around on Nexus today and saw a new mod (in beta) called Nova Arizona, that added more to the Legion side of the Arizona River. Definitely would've been worth a try since we're severely lacking any sort of good Legion expansion mods. But I've now lost faith in the project.

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"Wow I hope this mod doesn't become a Frontier style fiasco."

"Oh it won't, but here's how it will turn out exactly like one of the reasons The Frontier had its controversies to begin with."

why is it everyone who thinks they have any knowledge of politics has the most retarded focus on shit that doesn't matter?
>muh natives
>muh socialism
>muh fascism
>muh institutionalized normalcy
>muh capitalism

Spoiler: autism

Native minorities are irrelevant groups of people who by some miracle weren't outright massacred as they usually were for most of human history. Our current economic shitshow and what everyone points to as the worst regime in the history of humanity was caused or adjacent to socialist policies. Fascism is such a meaningless buzzword the political party this dumbass probably aligns with are likely to fulfill the definition best. Sex roles and disgust towards sexual degeneracy (homosexuality) have been in place since our goddamn monkey ancestors. Capitalism is the entire reason why this retard and his affiliated retards can make this mod for a consumer escapist product produced for a capitalist market. Holy shit. Get a clue.

Not even Sawyer and the other lefties who made this game gave a single fuck about that nonsense. The main faction conflicts were rightfully made out as an ideological, tribal, and economical conundrum. I wish more people would realize that other than the political compass memes. You only hear whinging from irrelevant NPCs (Veronica, NCR cucks, the Legion merchant, the worthless lowlives around Vegas, and my boatman Lucullus). Everyone with a modicum of sense or two brain cells to rub together focuses on what actually separates them.

 

[TheHarbinger]

The main faction conflicts were rightfully made out as an ideological, tribal, and economical conundrum.

The main New Vegas factions are literally parodies of random American groups. Like various mafia clans for the strip groups. Howard Hughes for Mr. House. Using more mythological characteristics of Caesar than historical (even down to his suffering seizures which is likely ahistorical). It was never a commentary on modern politics or social values. But always a darkly comedic version of a post post-apocalyptic world.

One of the factions literally worships Elvis Presley as the former King of America. Because they misinterpret his nickname 'The King' as being literal. This kind of dark humor was staple of the first two games. Bethesda turned it into a Disney ride for Marvel fans and reddit faggots.

 

[PunkinMan]

the only thing I liked was in the first episode the morbid humor was ok

 

[AspieNextDoor]

Its so fucking over vegasbros

 

[Ghost of Wesley Willis]

The main New Vegas factions are literally parodies of random American groups. Like various mafia clans for the strip groups. Howard Hughes for Mr. House. Using more mythological characteristics of Caesar than historical (even down to his suffering seizures which is likely ahistorical). It was never a commentary on modern politics or social values. But always a darkly comedic version of a post post-apocalyptic world.

One of the factions literally worships Elvis Presley as the former King of America. Because they misinterpret his nickname 'The King' as being literal. This kind of dark humor was staple of the first two games. Bethesda turned it into a Disney ride for Marvel fans and reddit faggots.

Breadtubers and the usual troons who talk about "media literacy" are incapable of actually viewing anything outside their scope of political views. To them, Fallout is a "critique of capitalism and nationalism". They'll berate Bethesda for "not understanding the game" while proving their entire understanding of the game comes from only playing it from Bethesda's point of view. It was Bethesda who popularized the idea America was extremely "nationalistic" or even "fascist". They'll always cite the pre-war setting while ignoring the fact the pre-war setting was just mostly window dressing.

Also if you still want lunacy, the Enclave page on the Fallout wiki (Fandom version) is considered "fascist", and when you look at their sources for the Enclave being "fascist", it's just Three Dog and Arcade calling them fascist and nothing to actually back it up.

 

[BlackDragoons]

Fallout TV went and pulled a fucking Halo its so fucking stupid my eyes are melting from my brain.

 

[Caped Baldman]

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Its so fucking over vegasbros

Knew Bethesda fallout going anywhere near the West Coast outside a few mentions was a mistake.