Fallout series

[Humble Architect]

Mr House either fears the Courier (evil), views him as a model employee (neutral) or genuinely views him as a surrogate son (good), as odd as House is he’s not a bad man. He’s not gonna “Rule of Two” someone without good reason (Benny) and having the Courier run things makes it easier for him to do the rocket ships go whooosh thing.

But spergs see a nice rich man and they listen to the worst characters (Veronica and Arcade) and it’s over. “I’m surprised he only had two robot sex slaves.”

You try being alone as can be for 200 years.

 

[Potatoherder]

while true, i have a strong feeling the humor of fallout 3/4/76 is as dark as you're making it out to be.

I was more referencing to 1/2/New Vegas. Three did have some darker humor but was teetering on the edge. Post fo3 bethesda completely retconned the tone of the world. Honestly the writer claiming Nate was a war criminal is the darkest part of fo4. I am not entirely against it if they had written the character better.

 

[God of Nothing]

as odd as House is he’s not a bad man.

he's a big stupid who put a gang renowned for betraying people into power and is somewhat surprised when they betray him
oh, and the cannibals are DRAMATIC GASP eating people
nooooooooooo

(Veronica and Arcade)

they are also stupid

 

[Mola Ram]

he's a big stupid who put a gang renowned for betraying people into power and is somewhat surprised when they betray him

It is kind of funny that Mr. Autocratic Genius thought it was necessary to revive Las Vegas's criminal element purely for the sake of authenticity. I suspect he was a big fan of Casino.

 

[Vida]

But spergs see a nice rich man and they listen to the worst characters (Veronica and Arcade) and it’s over. “I’m surprised he only had two robot sex slaves.”

Despite disagreeing with him most of the time I really like Arcade, it was interesting to have a character question a lot of your moral decisions and once you finished his quest it genuinely felt like there was a bond between him and the player.
I only wish he was recruitable much earlier in the game, I didn't know about his "archimedes" until after finishing the game.

 

[God of Nothing]

It is kind of funny that Mr. Autocratic Genius thought it was necessary to revive Las Vegas's criminal element purely for the sake of authenticity. I suspect he was a big fan of Casino.

House does everything he says he won't. I really have no idea why people buy into his sale's pitch: you are literally the only way he'll succeed. The man has no redeeming qualities. Even his idea of saving mankind is from some self-aggrandizing view of himself than any kind of moral stipulation. He is the gift to mankind, not vice versa. Read his eulogy.

Despite disagreeing with him most of the time I really like Arcade, it was interesting to have a character question a lot of your moral decisions and once you finished his quest it genuinely felt like there was a bond between him and the player.
I only wish he was recruitable much earlier in the game, I didn't know about his "archimedes" until after finishing the game.

He's a good character.
he's just a very retarded person, a picture perfect example of the liberal midwit

 

[Humble Architect]

Despite disagreeing with him most of the time I really like Arcade, it was interesting to have a character question a lot of your moral decisions and once you finished his quest it genuinely felt like there was a bond between him and the player.
I only wish he was recruitable much earlier in the game, I didn't know about his "archimedes" until after finishing the game.

He’s a self-insert, gay, a member of the tribe and just like Veronica, he’s Reddit-tier. Worst companion, at least Veronica is compatible with the best dlc.

He’s only worth it for the geriatrics and that sweet armor.

It is kind of funny that Mr. Autocratic Genius thought it was necessary to revive Las Vegas's criminal element purely for the sake of authenticity. I suspect he was a big fan of Casino.

That dude probably had every Las Vegas movie playing on a loop in his wank tank.

 

[CyrusHowler]

This is the maddest New Vegas fans have been in years and it’s absolutely hilarious.

The irony is that this website is supposed to be people laughing at whiners and crybaby weirdos yet here most of you are. Become what you hate most in the world. A thread full of Cows.

I stand upon all of your graves and laugh before taking a sip out of my trust Vault 13 canteen.

and i got that itch every man gets every 3-5 years. i started playing/modding the bejeezus out of new vegas.

Modding the shit out of New Vegas until it is completely unrecognizable as New Vegas is about the only way a normal human being can stomach getting through New Vegas.

Do I kick this friend out

Ah yes, the New Vegas fan credo. End friendship because he didn’t play late 90’s C tier shovelware slop and the brown mess they pieced together in 18 months because the retards have no clue how much time it takes to make a game as their garbage track record shows.
Oh my mistake, they did make that one “hurr durr cappylizzm bayad IN SPAYCCCCCCCCE!” game that was so fucking boring nobody cares or even talks about it except to say “man I wish this had a different name so people wouldn’t confuse Outer Wilds with it.”

Congrats Obsidian, the one time you finish a game and its legacy is having a similar name to an indie game that completely dusts it in concept and execution.
Common Obsidian L.

accepted that New Vegas was far superior

Nice joke.



I’ve seen some of you same fuckers in threads like Hazbin Hotel and others complaining about how modern entertainment has too much of the “no one is truly good or bad” goyslop going on. You can thank your precious shitlickers at Obsidian for that with their unfinished slopfests like KOTOR 2 and New Vegas.

“We wanted to make a deconstruction of Star Wars”

Cuz people think “you know…I want less Star Wars in my Star Wars”


It’s sad cuz I like New Vegas for what it is, an outdated clunky old piece of shit that has some charm to it. I hope the next game takes place in a western setting so I can get a Cowboy Fallout game that doesn’t look like utter dogslop.

But we get fuckers like a lot of you half suicidal freak-shows who prop it up like it’s some testament to gaming when it’s not. The game has almost zero likable characters besides ED-E who is basically Fallout R2D2, and King who is Elvis…Maybe Raul but only cuz of Trejo and Arcade because the dude who played him is kinda based IRL.

The irony that the most fun thing to do in New Vegas is ignore the story and just shoot everyone in the face despite retards like some of you claiming how “amazing” it is is another great victory for normal people.

Your precious Interplay killed fallout. It was a dead C tier franchise that would’ve faded into oblivion (heh) had Bethesda not picked it up.
Some people would’ve preferred it that way and honestly…I respect those people. They admit Fallout was shovelware slop pre Bethesda and they liked it that way. Good on them.

But we get you fuckers who have only played 3-NV and 4 (some even played 76) and suddenly think you’re a “real” fallout fan because you like New Vegas the best.

Keep whining, keep crying, keep seething and keep malding.
Schizo Elijah is dead, Creetard is hopefully preparing to kill himself soon to stop wasting air, and the rest of you can scream all you want but nobody can hear you from down there in your graves.

I’d feel bad and probably agree with most of you if New Vegas fans weren’t the dregs of society and a menace to humanity since the black year 2010. Thankfully the arrival of the one game to rule them all came just the next year.

I hate you all and am glad the tv show has upset you all this much. Here is a video recording that represents your collective existences.
https://youtu.be/qVHnPb8ppYw?si=3rzU6SgypX4Ngxtk

The irony that you feed me Top-Hats and puzzle pieces despite what you goobers have said here post Primeout release isn’t lost on me.
I welcome your hatred.

 

[Breadbassket]

Read his eulogy.

A Tragedy Has Befallen All Mankind​

Robert Edwin House, 261, President, CEO, and sole proprietor of the New Vegas Strip, industrialist and technologist, founder, President, and CEO of the multi-billion-dollar pre-war robotics and software corporation, RobCo Industries, has died.

Generally recognized by Mr. House to be mankind's only hope of long-term survival, Mr. House's passing may well sound a death knell for the entire human race.

Lost forever is his bounty of knowledge concerning human longevity, the depth and breadth of which could, as he was apt to say, "fill several text books." He was not exaggerating. Though he did not achieve his goal of functional immortality, let us not forget that he died at the age of 261. How many people do that? I mean, come on.

Also lost forever are House's singular personality, force of will, vision, and leadership ability. The probability of an equally capable figure emerging from the current human population to lead mankind to a future of equivalent quality is less than 0.000112% by objective measures too complex to detail in this obituary.

Personality and force of will: Born June 25th, 2020, House was orphaned at an early age when his parents died in a freak accident (auto gyro, lightning). Though cheated of his inheritance, House attended the prestigious Institute in Massachusetts and founded RobCo Industries on his 22nd birthday. Within five years, it was one of the most profitable corporations on Earth.

Vision: By 2065, House was certain that an atomic war would soon devastate the planet. At great personal expense, he developed technologies to ensure the structural integrity of the city of Las Vegas (as it was known at the time). On the day of the great war, 77 atomic warheads targeted the city. Mr. House defeated them all. Talk about vision!

Leadership: Mr. House survived the war, of course, and would later recruit the Three Families, negotiate the Treaty of New Vegas, and rebuild the Vegas Strip. While these achievements yielded many immediate benefits, they were all part of House's master plan to re-ignite mankind's quest for technological advancement, a plan without which the human race has nowhere to go, and nowhere to turn.

/// Will revise and finish this up later. Have set the age at death to update automatically. Obit makes salient points but "pearls before swine," of course. Let's hope the ingrates never have cause to read it. Who knows how many of them are even literate!

 

[Alaric the Visigoth]

The irony is that this website is supposed to be people laughing at whiners and crybaby weirdos yet here most of you are. Become what you hate most in the world. A thread full of Cows.

Just ignore this faggot it's bait, also reddit spacing.

 

[SpessCaptain]

i liked the series

pvp enabled

 

[Breadbassket]

Why like Robert House when you have Anthony House, his half-brother who unfortunately lost his grip on reality before the end of the world even happened.

HR E-mail 07/25/2022:​

From: Cindy-Lou Kreb (Human Resources)
To: All Personnel
Subject: New Employee Policies *UPDATED PLEASE READ*

Hello again everybody!

Mr. H. has requested that the following rules be added to the H&H Tools Employee Policies. Please note that these rules are effective *IMMEDIATELY.*

1) Employees will conduct all spoken-language business in English. Yes, this includes dealing with international clients.

2) Rooftop acess is strictly prohibited.

3) All employees must submit to random DNA screenings to isolate the "traitor gene."

Cindy-Lou Kreb
H&H Tools Human Resources

HR E-mail 11/08/2023:​

From: Cindy-Lou Kreb (Human Resources)
To: All Personnel
Subject: SECURITY UPDATE VERY URGENT

Hello fellow H&H employees!

Mr. H has asked me to pass on the details of our new security systems. This is very important, so please read it and confirm via e-mail that you understand the procedures!

1) Automated heavy turrets have been installed in both cubicle areas, the central catwalk, and outside Mr. H's office. YOU MUST HAVE YOUR ID PASS ON YOU at all times, or the turrets will open fire, and we certainly don't want that, do we? :-) Remember, no sudden movements until you hear the "click!" That means the turret has recognized your ID signature and you're safe to pass!

2) Employees must submit at least one of the following on the first payday of each month: one vial of blood, 20 nail clippings (toenail or fingernail is fine, but *NOT* a mix of both), one lock of hair, or a 5 square centimeter skin sample. These samples will be retained for monitoring purposes.

3) Any employee seen to be cohabitating, colluding, or cogitating with any of the following groups will be terminated immediately: foreigners, Masons, carpenters, Tragic players, illegal aliens, extraterrestrials or the Flemish.

4) If you see Mr. H in the halls, DO NOT make eye contact. Making eye contact with Mr. H will be seen as an attempt to steal his thought energy and will be grounds for immediate dismissal. Yes, even if Mr. H is wearing his special hat.

Thank you all for your patience with our little reorganization. Now, get out there and make the best gosh-darn tools in the West!

Cindy-Lou Kreb
H&H Tools Human Resources Department

Journal Entry 06/19/2077:​

They've all turned against us, haven't they? Cindy-Lou is right. I've had no choice. May god forgive me for what I've done. All my employees, all those people I thought loyal friends...

Was I wrong? Am I crazy? I've scattered this journal across all the terminals in the office, just in case. They won't take me without a fight.

As soon as I finish this entry, I'm activating the security systems. If you're reading this and you're American, GOD BLESS THE USA! If you're reading this and you're my brother, SEE YOU IN HELL!

-Alexander House

 

[CyrusHowler]

you couldn't say the punisher tv series was dogshit until the show was canceled then the real opinions were allowed.

One sane opinion in a thread full of retardation.
Netflix Punisher sucks balls.

I was more referencing to 1/2/New Vegas.

Just ignore this faggot it's bait, also reddit spacing.

Responding to it means you took the bait moron.
You’ll never truly know how much of it is bait and how much of it is true.

The truth still stands: 95% of y’all haven’t played 1&2 and never will, but will continue to lie and say you have until the end of time.

 

[Mola Ram]

The truth still stands: 95% of y’all haven’t played 1&2 and never will, but will continue to lie and say you have until the end of time.

[laughs in Wasteland]

 

[God of Nothing]

Why like Robert House when you have Anthony House, his half-brother who unfortunately lost his grip on reality before the end of the world even happened.

what a happy family

 

[Imperial Citizen]

The truth still stands: 95% of y’all haven’t played 1&2 and never will, but will continue to lie and say you have until the end of time.

The original Fallouts were based. There weren’t any niggers, faggots, or women in the games. No woke morality telling you what was right and wrong. There definitely weren’t any wacky pop-culture references or weak political parodies.

Just white men kicking ass, killing monsters, and having sex with beautifully designed female models, like Tandi in both of the games!

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

There definitely weren’t any wacky pop-culture references

Huh? Probably the biggest issue I have with Fallout 2 are the annoying pop culture references that take you out of the game.

 

[God of Nothing]

What? Probably the biggest issue I have with Fallout 2 is the annoying pop culture references that take you out of the game.

he's being ironic

 

[CyrusHowler]

[laughs in Wasteland]

Can’t hear you over the sound of me winning.
https://youtu.be/NZALCWjZADw?si=uw6f3EAHatrQ3i8X

https://youtu.be/ibk6r8-sHO8?si=n82PoXhtIK9yC_JH

The original Fallouts were based. There weren’t any niggers, faggots, or women in the games. No woke morality telling you what was right and wrong. There definitely weren’t any wacky pop-culture references or weak political parodies.

Just white men kicking ass, killing monsters, and having sex with beautifully designed female models, like Tandi in both of the games!

Unfathomably based statement.

 

[Cornstarch Colonizer]

Just finished watching the show with a couple of veteran friends. The show up until the last episode was watchable and at times really enjoyable, then the last fucking episode absolutely butchered so much world-building and Mr. House's character.

Here's a copypasta.
[Barter 100] "Very well courier, I, along with Vault Tek and a short list of other captains of industry plotted the destruction of the world for profit. No, my preparation was no gamble - I was in the room when it was planned actually. I even designed a few vault experiments myself. Yes, Vault 21 was one of mine. Hmm? Why didn't I design the vault to turn them into my perfect employees for 200 years instead of civilizing backstabbing tribals? Because it was funny. Try to stop Vault Tek? Why? Once the world became a radiation bathed hellscape, I planned to simply rebuild Vegas to modern spec, that is, were that I had that blasted platinum chip in time! Cold fusion? Ah yes, you've been reading my diary. Well, you see, it was easier to destroy the world rather than try to position myself on top of a post-scarcity world. Why didn't I just borrow cryostasis technology? Don't bother asking. You wouldn't be able to comprehend the answer. What? Yes, you may have an additional 50 bottle caps. As you know the house always wins."

I have never played any fallout games and have never read any lore on the series. The only exposure i ever had to it was bethesda bug videos and people doing ridiculous shit.

I thought; because of that, i might enjoy it as some mindless entertainment that i have no previous investment in. And I actually was until that reveal.

I wish i had camera on face, so i could watch my reaction. In a matter of seconds I went through the 5 stages of grief because it was so stupid. I've never had whiplash like that with any other media ever. I'm glad i didn't think i was watching something i thought was really clever, or good, because i might've thrown the controller at the TV.

There was a scene in the previous episode where Goggins character is talking to Matt Berry's character and they're discussing how Hollywood is bullshit and they just mass produce products, and the most profitable thing you can do is mske yourself a product. I want to believe that's the writers sneak dissing this slop and letting the audience know, "hey, we know this is shit, but we have mortgages." I want to believe that self awareness is there.

Needless to say, i won't be watching season two. Which is a shame, because I liked all three main characters. It was nice having a western female protagonist that wasn't an emotionally constipated cardboard cutout stoicist and/or a complete and total sociopathic bitch.