Fallout series

[The Pulverizer]

These fucking shills are somehow worse than the show itself. How fucking retarded do you have to be to praise this shitty show for its Marvel humor.

Quirky chungus character: Let's shake hands!
Mutant: That's not my hand.
Quirky chungus character: What is it then?
Mutant: *slowly puts tentacle back in his trousers*
Quirky chungus character: Oh...

^ This is nothing like Marvel humor btw. You see, it's actually a twist of the usual Marvel formula because the subject is slightly more mature. Jokes in the Fallout TV show may follow the exact same structure of a joke found in a Marvel movie, but this unique twist makes it into something completely new. You could say it's more akin to the likes of Deadpool for that reason. It's this subtle nuance and understanding of comedy that truly makes me appreciate Hollywood. Some unintelligent individuals might say that this type of humor is made for teenagers. Implying that I, a grown man, can't appreciate the thought and effort put behind brilliant jokes such as this one. I'm afraid it's not my fault that some people can't appreciate art the way I do. Only I understand this mainstream TV show, that was designed to appeal to every demographic possible, on a deep level.

OH BOY A NEW AMAZON TV SHOW BASED ON THING I KNOW I BETTER GET SOME MCDONALDS TO CELEBRATE!!

The only purpose in life of these people is to consume literally everything that a corporate faggot, who goes through sensitivity training twice a week, craps out. It should be legal to execute these normie drones on sight. Put them out of their fucking misery.

 

[God of Nothing]

These fucking shills are somehow worse than the show itself. How fucking retarded do you have to be to praise this shitty show for its Marvel humor.

what did expect from the act man?

 

[The Pulverizer]

what did expect from the act man?

I didn't expect him to sound like a fucking journalist. I personally rarely see Hollywood bootlicking like this on YouTube.

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

Act Man praised New World.

New. World.

I mean, people throw the word shill around a lot but for Act Man it definitely feels believable after that.

Honestly, I don't know why anyone even watches his vids to even post them anymore.

 

[Mega Black]

Nah it's clearly the Stealth Suit MK II that's the best girl.

She loves you, takes bullets for you, and helps you sneak. Truly best girl.

Part of me really wishes FNV had got a longer development cycle, who knows what they could have done if they had even a extra year to make the game

Honestly it's truly impressive how much they got done already. Sometimes I'll still stumble upon a small quest I had no idea was vanilla content on a new playthrough and shock myself.

Tim Cain reviews the whole Fallout show.

Tim is a gay retard. They wined and dined him and he has a vested interest in shilling and networking.

Act Man praised New World

I thought it was well understood he was a shill? That being said, I feel like Amazon cut some big checks for this show.

 

[hl2_linux]

I think Fallout 4's awful gun design almost fits well in the weird over the top 1950s stylized world Bethesda made for it.

 

[PunkinMan]

According to the talk page on TCRF for the article thats involving fallout 4

https://tcrf.net/Talk:Fallout_4#Unused_Harpoon_Gun_model_appears_in_Amazon_series

there is an unused weapon model from fallout 4 thats used in the show.

 

[TVB]

Korey Coleman reviews it and, according to the thumbnail, fans has "rejoiced"

But I wanna call bullshit on that

 

[CyrusHowler]

This is the same faggot who couldn't make it past the first boss of Dark Souls.

I have never played Dark Souls in my life, which is yet another reason why I’m superior to your ilk.

Someone gets it. How many times do I gotta

for people to get it? If a troll isn't entertaining, they lost all value.

Because I’m the one with the and you’re the one in the corner.

You are everything that's wrong with Fallout.

I’m not a New Vegas Fanboy so this statement is wrong.

I can't believe Tim Cain was a normie goyslop loving retard this whole time.

Watching clowns melt down over their beloved Shit Isle and Obshitian developers praising both Bethesda Fallout games and now the TV show will never not be funny.

Watching all of you Doom posting is fantastic. I wouldn’t care so much if New Vegas Fanboys weren’t the absolute dregs of society yet here we are.

 

[Mega Black]

I think Fallout 4's awful gun design almost fits well in the weird over the top 1950s stylized world Bethesda made for it.

I don't really disagree but the guns are so big and obnoxious that they aren't usually that fun to shoot. It wouldn't matter so much if there was more overall weapon variety.

I have never played Dark Souls in my life, which is yet another reason why I’m superior to your ilk.

You are right, my bad, I got you mixed up with some other obnoxious faggot. Regardless, you should kill yourself.

Korey Coleman reviews it and, according to the thumbnail, fans has "rejoiced

Depends on the fan. Nu-Fallout fans who think Fallout is just a goofy joke setting where The Brotherhood of Steel shoot monsters while show tunes play love it because it has the heccing vault boy and nuka cola and looks just like 76 (the only game they've played).

Classic fans haven't been happy with the franchise since Bethesda bought it, but they're a dwindling group of grognards, even if New Vegas Zoomers are a thing.

 

[Soycast Guy]

I think with this show there was definitely some pay being offered for giving the show a good review. So normies then flocked to the show because it was getting GLOWING REVIEWS. Well, what if it was badly reviewed instead? I very much doubt the reaction would be the same. Most people are complete fucking drones and will only like something because it got a good review by their favorite YouTuber. Luckily what’s nice about people on this forum is that there’s still critical thought, but I definitely think the vast majority of the population aren’t able to do something so simple.

 

[Mega Black]

I think with this show there was definitely some pay being offered for giving the show a good review

It's one of the most heavily bot-shilled and astroturfed shows ever released, probably because Amazon NEEDS a big hit after flopping so much of their big IPs the past two years. They lucked out that nu Fallout fans LOVE pozz in their fagholes.

You can tell much of the glowing praise is fake because almost nobody talks about the actual story content, the cinematography, the pacing, the action, because it is all shit. So they say it's accurate to the games, talk up the set design, and that's about it. 10/10.

 

[Rick The Stick]

Fallout 4 currently Europe's best-selling game, almost a decade after release (Eurogamer Archive)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=JrZA4_jfd4Y
(If it makes you feel better, New Vegas was Number 9, ahead of Fallout 3 but behind Fallout 76)

But.. why? Why 4 out of all the games in the series and why do they like Fallout so much?

but the guns are so big and obnoxious that they aren't usually that fun to shoot

They really wanted you to use power armor, that's my guess for the weird firearm design choice. The look and feel of almost every firearm is better in PA, but using PA gets boring extremely fast because it's so stronk.

 

[BirdUp]

the factions in the TV series are two-dimensional and amount to The Good Guys™ and The Bad Guys™ but the cinematography is great, maximus was written and played really well, and i enjoyed all the tension and buildup about vault-tec
max's humor is dumb but its not bottom-of-the-barrel Rick and Morty shit and i found his lines pretty funny
you can only hate this series if you give a shit about lore or you saw a nigger on the poster and thought it was evil and jewish

 

[God of Nothing]

But.. why? Why 4 out of all the games in the series and why do they like Fallout so much?

normies can't into anything without muh graphics or that is more than a decade old

 

[Mega Black]

But.. why? Why 4 out of all the games in the series and why do they like Fallout so much?

4 is the most easily accessible game right now for people who own consoles, I.E. normal niggers with PlayStation's and Xboxes. They love Fallout because it's the new THING man.

but the cinematography is great,

Yeah I love needless slow-motion, zero stage business whatsoever, and endless montages of fucking nothing. Awesome filmmaking.

maximus was written and played really well,

Cowardly and ineffective nigger with one whole facial expression, that being mild constipation. Yeah, he's great. I can see why you love him so much.

saw a nigger on the poster and thought it was evil and jewish

Every single white male is a coward, bumbling retard, evil, or some combination thereof. The main lead is a bug eyed 5/10 who immediately wants to make the nigger's 'cock explode' when she meets him. That makes it evil and Jewish, sorry to say.

 

[BirdUp]

Yeah I love needless slow-motion, zero stage business whatsoever, and endless montages of fucking nothing. Awesome filmmaking.

theres like one scene with slow motion and no montages
you're literally just getting mad for the sake of it

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

Fallout 4 is the easiest to pick up and play because it's a shooter.

 

[The Count of Monte Cristo]

It wouldn't matter so much if there was more overall weapon variety.

But you already have 5 million different varieties of the same base pipe gun you bigot!

 

[Caligura]

Fallout 4 is the easiest to pick up and play because it's a shooter.

Broccoli haired finna bussin' niggers fr are too retarded to just boot up New Vegas and minmax a Guns build so they can get the shooty action fun they want. Nah they want a game already BFS (Built For Shooting).