THIS MOD CONTAINS DIVINE, WEAPONIZED QUANTITIES OF AMERICA. MUTANTS, COMMUNISTS, GHOULS AND OTHER UNDESIREABLES MAY EXPERIENCE SPONTANEOUS, PATRIOTIC COMBUSTION UPON EXPOSURE TO AMERICA.
BRITISH, CANADIANS AND OTHER SUBJECTS OF KING GEORGE III WILL DISSOLVE INTO TEA-FLAVORED PUDDLES WHEN VIEWING AMERICA.
SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE:
UNCONTROLLED UTTERANCES OF “GOD BLESS AMERICA” AND “GOD BLESS THE ENCLAVE”, AS WELL AS SYMPTOMS ASSOCIATED WITH S.O.P. (SUDDEN ONSET PATRIOTISM), WHICH INCLUDE: SALUTING THE FLAG, WAVING THE FLAG, TATTOOS OF THE FLAG, EATING FLAG-THEMED PASTRIES, HUMMING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM, DISCHARGING FIREARMS FROM ATOP A MOBILE HOME, VOTING, COMPLAINING ABOUT VOTING, DRIVING A GIANT TRUCK, PRETENDING TO LISTEN TO COUNTRY MUSIC, AND HAVING SEX ON THE FIFTY YARD LINE.