Jar-Jar Fanboy
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This is one of the only theories that I fully believe tbh. The way Jar-Jar's mouth moved in-sync with other characters while he lurked in the background had to be animated specifically, since the actor's mo-cap only covered Jar-Jar's body movements. When they found him fucking around with the ship, what exactly was he doing? They never really explained. His extreme "luck" during the battle scenes wasn't luck at all, it was just carefully calculated to look like luck. The way he stood right next to Chancellor Palpatine at the end of Episode I, and the way he waved his hands around in Episode III when he convinced the senate to elect Papa Palpatine to be Chancellor Supreme. The "look at this dumb fucking muppet but wait, it's actually a Jedi master" was done in the orig-trig, and Lucas planned to do it again, but with a Sith this time around (it's like poetry; it rhymes) but after Jar-Jar received so much backlash, Lucas pussied out, which is why Dooku kind of appeared from nowhere; Jar-Jar's big reveal would have been in Episode II, and would have been the greatest reveal of cinematic historySurprised nobody has given the Darth Jar Jar theory yet.