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I hosted a round robin badfic reading for a panel at a convention and the ShakespeareHemmingway fic was the clear favorite.
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I hosted a round robin badfic reading for a panel at a convention and the ShakespeareHemmingway fic was the clear favorite.
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No one should invite lolcows. If they come here on their own, that's one thing, but inviting them is just obnoxious.
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Understood, @Saney... I'm not asking anyone to invite her here. If she comes here, it's because it's her own damn fault. Something natural like that...
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"Uh, how dare some dork like popular and mainstream stuff, not the anime and vidia games that I like!"
I'm not defending the guy, because he seems like a Weeaboo creep, but you're kind of getting a little over emotional here.
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This is super late, but whatever, I had to respond.
I'm an avid fan of both das-sporking and Pokemon, but I had no idea Farla was locked in a battle with the former. It's so surprise, seeing as how I've always stuck to Mervin's sporkings (which cover the Twilight Saga and The Host) and the Fifty Shades of Grey ones. Not to mention that the whole incident seems to have been covered up.
Anyway, Farla's rather infamous on Fanfiction.net. She's known for giving harsh (yet constructive) criticism on many fics and for being a very blunt person in general. Farla's a mixed bag for me. On one hand, she does offer a lot of constructive criticism and I do admire how she doesn't sugarcoat everything. She's a pretty good writer, too. But on the other hand, she can be unbearably self-righteous and thinks that she's always right. She even made a forum to tell people how to write and named it the "Complain About Farla Forum," which seems a bit pretentious to me.
Again, she's not all bad. She does offer a lot of great insight and advice that is sorely needed by most fanfiction writers. But her attitude in general rubs me the wrong way. As the das-sporking incident shows, she's also a hypocrite who refuses to let people criticize her work because it's already perfect. If she actually loosened up and acknowledged that she's not the Master of Writing, I would like her a lot more.
Anyway, in more lulzy news, this "author" (nicknamed Ruby) cracks me up. It's entirely possible that she's a troll but I'm hoping that she's just a dumb 14-year-old girl because that's so much funnier. She wrote what is known as the My Immortal of Pokemon; like our beloved Tara, her "work" is full of angry author's notes that express anger and hatred towards the "flamers" who review the story, contains inexplicable crossovers, and has godawful spelling and grammar. Thankfully, Ruby's not nearly as bad with grammar as Tara is, but that's only because it's fucking impossible to fail harder at English than she does. Anyway, the fic follows the exploits of Ruby Masterball and her Pokemon Pikafire, a Pikachu who’s a Fire, Electric, Water, and Grass type and can learn every TM. Ruby Masterball herself is a Mary Sue the likes of which haven’t been seen since Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way. There's also some bizarre crossover stuff, most notably involving the Legend of Zelda series.
Some excerpts that show off Ruby's amazing talent:
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A friend of mine did a dramatic reading of a Portal 2 fan fiction called It's My Life that was on FF.net.
It was one of those rare fics that actually got deleted due to quality control or something and had to be re-uploaded.
I am pretty sure the author was a troll but I had fun anyway.
It was one of those rare fics that actually got deleted due to quality control or something and had to be re-uploaded.
I am pretty sure the author was a troll but I had fun anyway.
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I have a story to share.
User has semi good writing. but his overall attitude and actions are horrible. Plus, throws a fit if his friend gets an ounce of criticism.
https://www.fanfiction.net/u/4056969/
I mean, his stuff is okay and all. It's just he has a shitty attitude. May I provide caps?
User has semi good writing. but his overall attitude and actions are horrible. Plus, throws a fit if his friend gets an ounce of criticism.
https://www.fanfiction.net/u/4056969/
I mean, his stuff is okay and all. It's just he has a shitty attitude. May I provide caps?
I have some horror stories of browsing that site.
If you want to see raw, undiluted autism with a nigh 99.5% certainty, go check out any of the following:
1. Any crossover fic that has two or more series that make no damn sense together, and over 90% of the time even ones that do make sense together are still shit.
2. Any series that attracts the yaoi fangirls. For any series that falls under this, you can usually find something vaguely readable if you just skip to the straight couples or even the rare story with no romance or it's not very prominent (gay or straight). I find this rule applies rather well to the Gundam Wing section, one of the biggest quagmires of horny teenage girls jacking off to the guys fucking on the site. Yuri fans aren't much better, but at least they have a slightly higher tendency to actually write a plot that is slightly more than a deliberate excuse to watch people fuck, but this is by no means guaranteed.
3. Any series with a built in excuse to write a Mary Sue - Star Trek and Doctor Who are two very well known for this. If they've written an OC character and have a romance angle, you can safely assume it'll be shit, especially if paired up with any actual characters.
4. Any series with a controversial plot: Final Fantasy VII and Neon Genesis Evangelion are notorious for having Mary Sues, hideous romance plots, agonizingly painful attempts to "fix" things, and a shitload of "any character the author doesn't like gets brutally killed and shit on in the most absurd manner possible" abound in these fandoms.
5. Any series with a shitload of wacky romance: Ranma 1/2 set the bar for this shit early in the internet's history, and that painful tradition of shitty romance written by people who want to live their sex fantasies in the shoes of fictional characters lives on today. Any series with a "harem comedy" element is so prone to this you can pick any one at random and be bound to find something that will make you reach for the booze to deal with the pain.
If you want to see raw, undiluted autism with a nigh 99.5% certainty, go check out any of the following:
1. Any crossover fic that has two or more series that make no damn sense together, and over 90% of the time even ones that do make sense together are still shit.
2. Any series that attracts the yaoi fangirls. For any series that falls under this, you can usually find something vaguely readable if you just skip to the straight couples or even the rare story with no romance or it's not very prominent (gay or straight). I find this rule applies rather well to the Gundam Wing section, one of the biggest quagmires of horny teenage girls jacking off to the guys fucking on the site. Yuri fans aren't much better, but at least they have a slightly higher tendency to actually write a plot that is slightly more than a deliberate excuse to watch people fuck, but this is by no means guaranteed.
3. Any series with a built in excuse to write a Mary Sue - Star Trek and Doctor Who are two very well known for this. If they've written an OC character and have a romance angle, you can safely assume it'll be shit, especially if paired up with any actual characters.
4. Any series with a controversial plot: Final Fantasy VII and Neon Genesis Evangelion are notorious for having Mary Sues, hideous romance plots, agonizingly painful attempts to "fix" things, and a shitload of "any character the author doesn't like gets brutally killed and shit on in the most absurd manner possible" abound in these fandoms.
5. Any series with a shitload of wacky romance: Ranma 1/2 set the bar for this shit early in the internet's history, and that painful tradition of shitty romance written by people who want to live their sex fantasies in the shoes of fictional characters lives on today. Any series with a "harem comedy" element is so prone to this you can pick any one at random and be bound to find something that will make you reach for the booze to deal with the pain.
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98% Crossover fanfics are shit in general. And when they dump a thousand characters in a story. Allot also blow up having a ton of chapters and go unfinished. Kingdom Hearts and Project XZone is guilty for this.
I really dislike when people write fanfics that copy the game's plot. It's pretty much taking something and adding new characters in.
The only time this can be interesting is when they parody things, but even these stories tend to suck when parody is translated as "let's reuse humor that was old and dead on South Park and Family Guy while trying so hard to be sarcastic about the plot" is being used to cover up for the fact the writer can't actually come up with some witty commentary on the original.
In some ways, it's even more autistic than the sex fantasy Mary Sue stories, at least those admit what they are, while the bad parodies try to use the shield of humor to explain away their badness when they are even less honest about how stupid they actually are.
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Has anyone else come across a TF2 fanfiction called breed? I like to think I have a pretty high tolerance, but that shit stayed with me for months.
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Or the fanfics that are written on a "sugar high".
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This is an old post, but I actually knew the person behind the "DarkDoomFireMaster" account. Super chill guy, and a great shitposter, but he's dropped off the grid for quite a while now.Ladies and gentlemen. Boys and girls. Dudes of all teenages.
I present. Sonic high school by DarkDoomFireMaster
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8085414/1/SONIC-HIGH-SCHOOL
An excerpt from chapter 7, entitled "Teenage Women"
And further down the ride, we have chapter 13.
And finally.
So as you may have gathered by the above text, Sonic high school by DarkDoomFireMaster is a strange examination into the mind of a pre-teen boy. Seriously, this is only one tenths of the craziness that goes on in the fanfiction. I highly recommend this fanfiction for anyone looking for a good laugh.
I also remember reading a couple of Farla's fanfictions when I was younger. Thirteen-year-old me thought it was hilarious that she'd put out all these satires of shitty Pokemon fics, but now knowing she was critiquing ethics in Pokemon training well into adulthood... yeah. The lady might need some help.
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https://www.fanfiction.net/u/802607/ChaosMagemon
I decided to make a new FF account inspired by this thread, and cross-post my Ao3 stuff to it, but there's a stupid 24 hour wait period before I can do anything, so I decided to search around for lulz. I found this individual via a Real Ghostbusters/My Little Pony crossover. A quick glance shows that they have written several crossovers, like MLP/Justice League, Naruto/Spider-man: the Animated Series, and Ed, Edd 'n Eddy/Tokyo Mew Mew.
Yes, she just watched Ghostbusters (1984) in a crystal ball searching for some people to help her defeat the story's villain. Also, yes, the Ghostbusters are turned into ponies. Ray and Egon, being the smart ones, are unicorns, Peter is a pegasus, and Winston is an earth pony. I shuddered typing that.
They also seem to be a massive Digimon sperg and have some of their OCs listed on their profile. Enjoy my copy-paste:
Sometimes it's nice to step back and enjoy the weirdos as they are.
I decided to make a new FF account inspired by this thread, and cross-post my Ao3 stuff to it, but there's a stupid 24 hour wait period before I can do anything, so I decided to search around for lulz. I found this individual via a Real Ghostbusters/My Little Pony crossover. A quick glance shows that they have written several crossovers, like MLP/Justice League, Naruto/Spider-man: the Animated Series, and Ed, Edd 'n Eddy/Tokyo Mew Mew.
Yes, she just watched Ghostbusters (1984) in a crystal ball searching for some people to help her defeat the story's villain. Also, yes, the Ghostbusters are turned into ponies. Ray and Egon, being the smart ones, are unicorns, Peter is a pegasus, and Winston is an earth pony. I shuddered typing that.
They also seem to be a massive Digimon sperg and have some of their OCs listed on their profile. Enjoy my copy-paste:
For the Record: I will not do any yaoi couplings, I may be considered on do pairings, adventures, parodies, and crossovers.
My Experiment I.D
DarkMagicianmon: Known as Experiment 660, naming himself like Shadeigo and some others. He looks exactly like Scorpio, only purple with two sets of arms when in alien form, and wears purple shoulder and thigh pads, and a magician hat like the Dark Magician. He wields four green staffs for each of his hands. His primary function: Spell and Charmcaster like the Dark Magician, including his powers. His origin takes place during a time when Orochimaru teamed up with Xemnas and used him to plunge many worlds into everlasting darkness, and being under their influence, he enjoyed doing evil, until he was purified by the Keyblade of the Great Keybearer King Mickey and turned to the side of good. He then left me under the care of Sora the second Keyblade Bearer and the Experiment Hunting Team. Sora, Donald, Goofy, Lilo, Stitch, Angel, Scorpio, Shadeigo and Mage made him feel like he was somebody, and they gave him a reason to live and not live like a tool used for one's own purposes. At first, he, Neros Urameshi, Darth Ben Valor, Tinyrocket, Dr. Dude, Orange Sora, Julayla Beryl and Amberwind are running wild in all of Hawaii like all other experiments. But when they saw Farron flying away with a wounded Lilo, they changed their ways and helped the Experiment Hunting Team save her. His one true place: Along with Neros, DBV, TR, Dr. Dude, OS, Julayla and Amberwind, they belong with the Experiment Hunting Team.
My OC's
Brian. K: My human partner, back when I wasn't an author. I served as a servant to the Illustrious Goddess Digimon LadyBoreamon. I was sealed into a realm of Darkness with a warlock Digimon named Gozermon, and when Brian came to the Digital world to meet Tai and the gang from season 1, Brian was partnered up with me when we battled Gozermon and his goons. While Brian proved to be a reliable human partner to me, I decided to give something in return, I had unlocked his inner Spirit Energy and turned him into a Spirit Warrior. After then we not only fought together side by side as human and Digimon, but also as Warrior and Digimon. After our first defeat of Gozermon, Brian returned to his own world, but not before I gave him my staff as a memorabilia on how we fought to protect the Digital World. After four years Brian grew up to be a responsible teenager and has become a stronger warrior then he used to be when he was younger. But during that time, his parents died, his sister eloped in Vegas wanting nothing to do with them, and his bro mistakenly joined the mob business and got his bro far away from him so that he wouldn't get drafter, so I pulled him back to the Digital World where I began training him to become stronger for in case Gozermon ever returned. So now he is continuing to fight beings of Darkness on his own while living at College as part of the Fraternity "Kappa-Tau-Gamma", but just because we haven't worked with each other in years doesn't mean we've forgotten about each other, who knows maybe one day I'll introduce him to the Author Fighters.
Drake Ebon Darkstar: The Dark side to my human partner Brian.K. While he was only nine we and the rest of the Digidestines traveled through the Digital World where my Arch nemesis Gozermon sent one of his cronies RyuKishinmon after Brian. Ryukishinmon entered Brian's body and found the chamber concealing Drake, so he broke the seal and Drake took control of Brian's body transforming him into himself. Drake fought us without mercy, and I didn't want any physical harm done to him because it might've affected Brian who was inside of him. While deep inside Drake, Brian was struggling to regain control of his body, and in the end was successful and regained control and forced RyuKishinmon out. I used my magic to banish RyuKishinmon to the Shadow Realm but couldn't reseal Drake, so we had to be careful for whatever rage that Brian ever felt, Drake would use that rage to gain power and reposes Brian's body. So from time and time Brian would be taken over by Drake, and always Brian would regain control. After we defeated Gozermon, Brian told me that we wouldn't have to worry about Drake repossessing him because he no longer had hatred in him.
When Brian reached the Pre-Teen Years like T.K and Kari, he was confronted by a school bully named Kevin Sariyama who was jealous of Brian because he was always considered the best on the block, but now Brian was getting all the attention from everyone. Brian's hatred started to grow when Kevin confronted him telling him that being a Mr. Big Shot was getting on his nerves. Brian was outraged that someone thought that he considered himself better than everybody else, so when Kevin's back was turned he fired a single spirit gun at Kevin's back and vanished before someone knew it was him, but it didn't go unnoticed by the Digidestines. The next day Brian still couldn't help but think negatively on all that Kevin's been telling him he's acting like a big-shot, and those negative thought was enough for Drake to possess him without taking form, so he then ditched that class and headed for the Digital World where he transformed Brian into himself. He sent a fake SOS to the Digidestines to come to the Digital world, and when they did he forced them to fight him, and Drake seemed more powerful now that he was a teenager. But thankfully Brian got control of his body again and began to fear what Drake would do if he gained permanent control of Brian. Then when I gained an Armor form and became DarkSagemon an older wiser magician, I used a spell to separate Brian and Drake making them two separate beings. So Drake immediatley fled when he was separated from Brian and went off to Gozermon's palace where he became his partner. When the time came when we defeated Gozermon, Drake was left all alone. We fought him in the human world, and me and my Magician Digimon brethren sealed him into a hyperlock chamber, and buried him in the earth. But years later the Chamber was risen by Flame Rising and the Anti-Authors and freed him. At first Drake was amused by the partnership of him and Flame Rising, but when he knew that Flame Rising had no real power other then criticism, he overpowered Rising by beating the crud out of him, and the Anti-Authors elected him as the new leader.
Melody Yushino: Brian's girlfriend, father a police officer, mother a housewife, and a little brother, she met DarkMagicianGirlmon and became a Digidestined and a Spirit Warrior a month before Brian met the other Digidestines again after so many years. At first she wanted her identity to be a secret from the others in the Digital World, so she dawned a cloak and used a voice changer to make her voice sound monotone like. While she remained a mystery to everyone when they went to the Digital World, in the human world she would occasionally flirt with Brian and tried to get to know his life better. After of week of mysteriousness she finally decided to reveal herself to everyone. She got along with everyone very well, and it was official that she became Brian's lover. Drake who was jealous of Brian finding love decided to bring out Melody's dark side and gave it a form, and her dark side from then on went by the name of Meladonna. So after many battles in the Digital World Melody had purified Meladonna of all her evil, helped Brian and DarkMagicianmon defeat Gozermon, and seal Drake away. After the threat diverted Brian and Melody continued to live out their lives as lovers. When they went off to College she joined a Sorority called "Zeta-Beta-Sigma" and was recognized as one of the most gorgeous of women at the Sorority.
Flint Horizaku: Flint is the genius of Brian's old gang, and used to wear glasses when he was a kid. He was almost as smart as Izzy, but unlike Izzy Flint could create his own personal robotic assistants called the "Horizaku Bots", but his favorite robot is his robotic feline named Gyro who was equipped with Artificial intelligence and the qualities of a cat. Flint originally came from another dimension, in fact he lived in Dimmsdale back when the adults were kids, Flint was friends with such familiar people like Mr. and Mrs. Turner when they weren't married, and even Denzel Crocker even though he was fairy insane. He was also the protoge to Chip Skylarks father. When he was 8 his parents were killed by Dark Warriors, and his partner Giltiamon was summoned to drive them off, after that Giltiamon unlocked Flint's Spirit Energy and began to train him for a year, when he reached the age of 9 him and Giltiamon began to enter the Digital World through a different dimensional portal which led him into the Digidestines universe. Flint had moved in with Brian in his apartment because both were orphans with no families. So Brian and Flint lived together while their Digimon pretended to be the responsible adults when having to pay rent. When Flint was enrolled in Davis and the guys school, his IQ was so high he got skipped ahead to their grade. When the Gozermon and Drake were defeated, him and Brian decided to go on a summer tour of the world, and that really brought them closer like brothers. When he went off to College with Brian, Melody, and Carl, he rushed a Fraternity with Brian and became a member of the Kappa-Tau-Gamma house. Considering how he ages in this universe, while in Dimmsdale time moved by much quicker and the friends Flint once had were adults while he is currently a teenager.
Monica Sakata: Monica was about the age of 9 just like Flint, but she wasn't a Digidestine, but was born with Spirit Energy just as her parents were. Even though she didn't have a partner Digimon she still went to the Digital World, and even though she wasn't smart to be skipped ahead with Flint she remained in the same class with Cody. She admired Flint for how smart and caring he was. Even though most of the girls like Sora, Yolei, and Mimi thought she was a little young to be thinking about romance she still thought highly of Flint and considered him her lover. As Monica and Flint grew older their relationship grew just as Brian's and Melody's, but when the guys were ready to leave for College Flint was accepted because of his High IQ, so she had to stay behind with Cody, while the older kids and Flint went off to College or other places. But even though they've been living apart they still loved each other, and when summer came they spent every minute they had with each other.
Carl Hiroshi: Carl lived with his mom, dad, and Grandmama as he calls her. Before he was called "Carlos" by Kevin Sariyama who was once his old partner. Originally Carl and Kevin were childhood friends, but when they got into Jr.High Kevin began to take pleasure in torturing others for his own amusement, while Carl didn't enjoy beating on people like Kevin did but didn't want to say anything because he didn't want to loose his only friend. Because he hung out with Kevin who was depicted as the School bully, no girl would come near him because they were afraid of him being friends with Kevin. When Brian came along Carl started to take a liking to him even though Kevin wouldn't approve of it. One day when Brian was attacked by Drake outside the school right during the end of the day where most of the students were going home, he was knocked unconscious but soon woke up with amnesia, and when Kevin saw him unconscious he decided to take this as an opportunity to punish Brian for making him look bad and showing him up even though Brian was just being himself and not trying to make anyone look bad. But Carl stopped him and for once took a stand and told Kevin off, when Kevin threatened he would kill anyone who stood in his way which didn't go unheard by the Principal and was called to his office, meanwhile Carl felt he lost his friend just ran home. Later on he was at his computer wishing that there was something he could do to help Brian, until a D-3 came out of his computer and pulled him into the Digital World where he met MysticalMagemon who unlocked his Spirit Energy, and both had their first go at some Dark Warriors, and Gozermon's henchmen who were being lead by Saggimon; the Dark Clown, who was in fact another one of my old arch nemesis'. After Carl came back to the real world he had MysticalMagemon jog Brian's memories back by bonking him on the head, and sure enough it worked, from then on Carlos told us to call him "Carl" because all his real friends do. After then Carl became the slang talking gangster styled member of Brian's team. Carl eventually graduated with Brian, Flint, and Melody and went off to College with them and joined the Kappa Tau Gamma house like Brian and Flint.
Stealthshroud: His real name is Damien Blake, A boy from New York City, who always thought that his life wouldn't be exciting until one day. At age nine he got into a car crash with his parents, and you think that was the end of him, well it almost was but it wasn't. In the realm of the Shinigami Death Gods, a particular Shinigami named Xeno who had wanted to go to the human world for eons but was forbidden to do so. So he began watching Damien from the beginning of his life and became interested in the boy knowing he could have much potential. When Damien and his parents got into the car accident Damien was going to go into the light until Xeno appeared before him in his soon dead subconscious saying that he will help the boy by fusing his own Shinigami body with his thus protecting him from death. Damien was so willing to live instead of dying so he accepted the Shinigami and they became whole. Unfortunately his parents didn't survive, so he was brought to live with his Aunt Dawn and Uncle Skyler. A few days after his parents funeral Xeno who now lived inside Damien’s body told him about life in the Shinigami realm isn't as lively as people thought and that whatever rumors people told him about the death gods were all lies, I mean sure they all look like monsters but they weren't evil. He then explained to Damien that because they are now one body but two minds, he has all of Xeno’s powers except the ability to kill, the basic powers Damien could do included walking through walls, fading into shadows, leap amazingly far, even vanish into thin air, along with learning martial arts for combat . Damien wondered why Xeno did all of this for him, and he replies by telling him that he was bored in the Shinigami realm so he decided to come and live in the human realm, and when it comes time for Damien to die, Xeno will be released and return to the Shinigami realm. So Damien thought he could put his new powers to good use, so when he reached age 17 after 8 years of practice he put together a costume, and became known as Stealthshroud; The bringer of Justice, and Defender of Right. He mainly used his powers as a vigilante arresting crooks robbing places or mugging innocent lives. As a hero he has supporters for protecting innocent lives, haters for taking the law into his own hands, a self-centered and prejudice boss for a TV news station who thinks he’s the cause of all high crime activity, and a college aged female reporter who has respect for him. HE doesn't plan on telling his aunt and uncle even though he knows they would accept him for who he is knows they wouldn't understand. While he fights regular crime more than anything, once in a blue moon he fights a supernatural being that comes to earth and tries to take it over.
Xeno: Xeno is a kind of perverted Shinigami who loves looking at hot women in magazines or in real life, he even has his kinds of urges to make Damien do wolf whistles or something perverted, even though Damien doesn't want to have a perverted reputation like looking at women the wrong way he can’t help but feel the need to because of Xeno’s influence, but still resists. At times Damien can see not only his reflection but Xeno’s as well when looking into anything with the properties of a mirror. When he discovered how Damien plans on using his Shinigami powers he was rather interested about using his powers to be hero. At times he'll give Damien words of wisdom when it comes to fighting crime or his social life, and they'll be advice he could use.
Tally Mitchel: A female reporter for Channel 7 news, and one of Shroud's loyal fans. She's one of the only people who knows of Damien's identity as well as Xeno, but swore to tell no one after he saved her from being mugged by a couple of punks. With her job as a reporter uses whatever news she can obtain to help Damien in fighting crime faster, even though her self centered boss Vernon Weed thinks Shroud is nothing but a troublemaker.
Draven: A crow who Stealthshroud can communicate with. During one of Damien's first night patrols he found Draven tangled up in plastic, so he releases him. Draven was able to communicate with Damien because he has the powers of a Death God, and Crows have been known to be the birds of bad omens. Draven thanked him and vowed to serve him in any way. So Damien has Draven fly through the sky around the city of NYC during his spare time searching around Police stations, and News buildings finding whatever evidence Damien can use in tracking down criminals, and as a reward Draven is given food and a place to stay without his aunt and uncle knowing about him keeping a crow in their house.
My Experiment I.D
DarkMagicianmon: Known as Experiment 660, naming himself like Shadeigo and some others. He looks exactly like Scorpio, only purple with two sets of arms when in alien form, and wears purple shoulder and thigh pads, and a magician hat like the Dark Magician. He wields four green staffs for each of his hands. His primary function: Spell and Charmcaster like the Dark Magician, including his powers. His origin takes place during a time when Orochimaru teamed up with Xemnas and used him to plunge many worlds into everlasting darkness, and being under their influence, he enjoyed doing evil, until he was purified by the Keyblade of the Great Keybearer King Mickey and turned to the side of good. He then left me under the care of Sora the second Keyblade Bearer and the Experiment Hunting Team. Sora, Donald, Goofy, Lilo, Stitch, Angel, Scorpio, Shadeigo and Mage made him feel like he was somebody, and they gave him a reason to live and not live like a tool used for one's own purposes. At first, he, Neros Urameshi, Darth Ben Valor, Tinyrocket, Dr. Dude, Orange Sora, Julayla Beryl and Amberwind are running wild in all of Hawaii like all other experiments. But when they saw Farron flying away with a wounded Lilo, they changed their ways and helped the Experiment Hunting Team save her. His one true place: Along with Neros, DBV, TR, Dr. Dude, OS, Julayla and Amberwind, they belong with the Experiment Hunting Team.
My OC's
Brian. K: My human partner, back when I wasn't an author. I served as a servant to the Illustrious Goddess Digimon LadyBoreamon. I was sealed into a realm of Darkness with a warlock Digimon named Gozermon, and when Brian came to the Digital world to meet Tai and the gang from season 1, Brian was partnered up with me when we battled Gozermon and his goons. While Brian proved to be a reliable human partner to me, I decided to give something in return, I had unlocked his inner Spirit Energy and turned him into a Spirit Warrior. After then we not only fought together side by side as human and Digimon, but also as Warrior and Digimon. After our first defeat of Gozermon, Brian returned to his own world, but not before I gave him my staff as a memorabilia on how we fought to protect the Digital World. After four years Brian grew up to be a responsible teenager and has become a stronger warrior then he used to be when he was younger. But during that time, his parents died, his sister eloped in Vegas wanting nothing to do with them, and his bro mistakenly joined the mob business and got his bro far away from him so that he wouldn't get drafter, so I pulled him back to the Digital World where I began training him to become stronger for in case Gozermon ever returned. So now he is continuing to fight beings of Darkness on his own while living at College as part of the Fraternity "Kappa-Tau-Gamma", but just because we haven't worked with each other in years doesn't mean we've forgotten about each other, who knows maybe one day I'll introduce him to the Author Fighters.
Drake Ebon Darkstar: The Dark side to my human partner Brian.K. While he was only nine we and the rest of the Digidestines traveled through the Digital World where my Arch nemesis Gozermon sent one of his cronies RyuKishinmon after Brian. Ryukishinmon entered Brian's body and found the chamber concealing Drake, so he broke the seal and Drake took control of Brian's body transforming him into himself. Drake fought us without mercy, and I didn't want any physical harm done to him because it might've affected Brian who was inside of him. While deep inside Drake, Brian was struggling to regain control of his body, and in the end was successful and regained control and forced RyuKishinmon out. I used my magic to banish RyuKishinmon to the Shadow Realm but couldn't reseal Drake, so we had to be careful for whatever rage that Brian ever felt, Drake would use that rage to gain power and reposes Brian's body. So from time and time Brian would be taken over by Drake, and always Brian would regain control. After we defeated Gozermon, Brian told me that we wouldn't have to worry about Drake repossessing him because he no longer had hatred in him.
When Brian reached the Pre-Teen Years like T.K and Kari, he was confronted by a school bully named Kevin Sariyama who was jealous of Brian because he was always considered the best on the block, but now Brian was getting all the attention from everyone. Brian's hatred started to grow when Kevin confronted him telling him that being a Mr. Big Shot was getting on his nerves. Brian was outraged that someone thought that he considered himself better than everybody else, so when Kevin's back was turned he fired a single spirit gun at Kevin's back and vanished before someone knew it was him, but it didn't go unnoticed by the Digidestines. The next day Brian still couldn't help but think negatively on all that Kevin's been telling him he's acting like a big-shot, and those negative thought was enough for Drake to possess him without taking form, so he then ditched that class and headed for the Digital World where he transformed Brian into himself. He sent a fake SOS to the Digidestines to come to the Digital world, and when they did he forced them to fight him, and Drake seemed more powerful now that he was a teenager. But thankfully Brian got control of his body again and began to fear what Drake would do if he gained permanent control of Brian. Then when I gained an Armor form and became DarkSagemon an older wiser magician, I used a spell to separate Brian and Drake making them two separate beings. So Drake immediatley fled when he was separated from Brian and went off to Gozermon's palace where he became his partner. When the time came when we defeated Gozermon, Drake was left all alone. We fought him in the human world, and me and my Magician Digimon brethren sealed him into a hyperlock chamber, and buried him in the earth. But years later the Chamber was risen by Flame Rising and the Anti-Authors and freed him. At first Drake was amused by the partnership of him and Flame Rising, but when he knew that Flame Rising had no real power other then criticism, he overpowered Rising by beating the crud out of him, and the Anti-Authors elected him as the new leader.
Melody Yushino: Brian's girlfriend, father a police officer, mother a housewife, and a little brother, she met DarkMagicianGirlmon and became a Digidestined and a Spirit Warrior a month before Brian met the other Digidestines again after so many years. At first she wanted her identity to be a secret from the others in the Digital World, so she dawned a cloak and used a voice changer to make her voice sound monotone like. While she remained a mystery to everyone when they went to the Digital World, in the human world she would occasionally flirt with Brian and tried to get to know his life better. After of week of mysteriousness she finally decided to reveal herself to everyone. She got along with everyone very well, and it was official that she became Brian's lover. Drake who was jealous of Brian finding love decided to bring out Melody's dark side and gave it a form, and her dark side from then on went by the name of Meladonna. So after many battles in the Digital World Melody had purified Meladonna of all her evil, helped Brian and DarkMagicianmon defeat Gozermon, and seal Drake away. After the threat diverted Brian and Melody continued to live out their lives as lovers. When they went off to College she joined a Sorority called "Zeta-Beta-Sigma" and was recognized as one of the most gorgeous of women at the Sorority.
Flint Horizaku: Flint is the genius of Brian's old gang, and used to wear glasses when he was a kid. He was almost as smart as Izzy, but unlike Izzy Flint could create his own personal robotic assistants called the "Horizaku Bots", but his favorite robot is his robotic feline named Gyro who was equipped with Artificial intelligence and the qualities of a cat. Flint originally came from another dimension, in fact he lived in Dimmsdale back when the adults were kids, Flint was friends with such familiar people like Mr. and Mrs. Turner when they weren't married, and even Denzel Crocker even though he was fairy insane. He was also the protoge to Chip Skylarks father. When he was 8 his parents were killed by Dark Warriors, and his partner Giltiamon was summoned to drive them off, after that Giltiamon unlocked Flint's Spirit Energy and began to train him for a year, when he reached the age of 9 him and Giltiamon began to enter the Digital World through a different dimensional portal which led him into the Digidestines universe. Flint had moved in with Brian in his apartment because both were orphans with no families. So Brian and Flint lived together while their Digimon pretended to be the responsible adults when having to pay rent. When Flint was enrolled in Davis and the guys school, his IQ was so high he got skipped ahead to their grade. When the Gozermon and Drake were defeated, him and Brian decided to go on a summer tour of the world, and that really brought them closer like brothers. When he went off to College with Brian, Melody, and Carl, he rushed a Fraternity with Brian and became a member of the Kappa-Tau-Gamma house. Considering how he ages in this universe, while in Dimmsdale time moved by much quicker and the friends Flint once had were adults while he is currently a teenager.
Monica Sakata: Monica was about the age of 9 just like Flint, but she wasn't a Digidestine, but was born with Spirit Energy just as her parents were. Even though she didn't have a partner Digimon she still went to the Digital World, and even though she wasn't smart to be skipped ahead with Flint she remained in the same class with Cody. She admired Flint for how smart and caring he was. Even though most of the girls like Sora, Yolei, and Mimi thought she was a little young to be thinking about romance she still thought highly of Flint and considered him her lover. As Monica and Flint grew older their relationship grew just as Brian's and Melody's, but when the guys were ready to leave for College Flint was accepted because of his High IQ, so she had to stay behind with Cody, while the older kids and Flint went off to College or other places. But even though they've been living apart they still loved each other, and when summer came they spent every minute they had with each other.
Carl Hiroshi: Carl lived with his mom, dad, and Grandmama as he calls her. Before he was called "Carlos" by Kevin Sariyama who was once his old partner. Originally Carl and Kevin were childhood friends, but when they got into Jr.High Kevin began to take pleasure in torturing others for his own amusement, while Carl didn't enjoy beating on people like Kevin did but didn't want to say anything because he didn't want to loose his only friend. Because he hung out with Kevin who was depicted as the School bully, no girl would come near him because they were afraid of him being friends with Kevin. When Brian came along Carl started to take a liking to him even though Kevin wouldn't approve of it. One day when Brian was attacked by Drake outside the school right during the end of the day where most of the students were going home, he was knocked unconscious but soon woke up with amnesia, and when Kevin saw him unconscious he decided to take this as an opportunity to punish Brian for making him look bad and showing him up even though Brian was just being himself and not trying to make anyone look bad. But Carl stopped him and for once took a stand and told Kevin off, when Kevin threatened he would kill anyone who stood in his way which didn't go unheard by the Principal and was called to his office, meanwhile Carl felt he lost his friend just ran home. Later on he was at his computer wishing that there was something he could do to help Brian, until a D-3 came out of his computer and pulled him into the Digital World where he met MysticalMagemon who unlocked his Spirit Energy, and both had their first go at some Dark Warriors, and Gozermon's henchmen who were being lead by Saggimon; the Dark Clown, who was in fact another one of my old arch nemesis'. After Carl came back to the real world he had MysticalMagemon jog Brian's memories back by bonking him on the head, and sure enough it worked, from then on Carlos told us to call him "Carl" because all his real friends do. After then Carl became the slang talking gangster styled member of Brian's team. Carl eventually graduated with Brian, Flint, and Melody and went off to College with them and joined the Kappa Tau Gamma house like Brian and Flint.
Stealthshroud: His real name is Damien Blake, A boy from New York City, who always thought that his life wouldn't be exciting until one day. At age nine he got into a car crash with his parents, and you think that was the end of him, well it almost was but it wasn't. In the realm of the Shinigami Death Gods, a particular Shinigami named Xeno who had wanted to go to the human world for eons but was forbidden to do so. So he began watching Damien from the beginning of his life and became interested in the boy knowing he could have much potential. When Damien and his parents got into the car accident Damien was going to go into the light until Xeno appeared before him in his soon dead subconscious saying that he will help the boy by fusing his own Shinigami body with his thus protecting him from death. Damien was so willing to live instead of dying so he accepted the Shinigami and they became whole. Unfortunately his parents didn't survive, so he was brought to live with his Aunt Dawn and Uncle Skyler. A few days after his parents funeral Xeno who now lived inside Damien’s body told him about life in the Shinigami realm isn't as lively as people thought and that whatever rumors people told him about the death gods were all lies, I mean sure they all look like monsters but they weren't evil. He then explained to Damien that because they are now one body but two minds, he has all of Xeno’s powers except the ability to kill, the basic powers Damien could do included walking through walls, fading into shadows, leap amazingly far, even vanish into thin air, along with learning martial arts for combat . Damien wondered why Xeno did all of this for him, and he replies by telling him that he was bored in the Shinigami realm so he decided to come and live in the human realm, and when it comes time for Damien to die, Xeno will be released and return to the Shinigami realm. So Damien thought he could put his new powers to good use, so when he reached age 17 after 8 years of practice he put together a costume, and became known as Stealthshroud; The bringer of Justice, and Defender of Right. He mainly used his powers as a vigilante arresting crooks robbing places or mugging innocent lives. As a hero he has supporters for protecting innocent lives, haters for taking the law into his own hands, a self-centered and prejudice boss for a TV news station who thinks he’s the cause of all high crime activity, and a college aged female reporter who has respect for him. HE doesn't plan on telling his aunt and uncle even though he knows they would accept him for who he is knows they wouldn't understand. While he fights regular crime more than anything, once in a blue moon he fights a supernatural being that comes to earth and tries to take it over.
Xeno: Xeno is a kind of perverted Shinigami who loves looking at hot women in magazines or in real life, he even has his kinds of urges to make Damien do wolf whistles or something perverted, even though Damien doesn't want to have a perverted reputation like looking at women the wrong way he can’t help but feel the need to because of Xeno’s influence, but still resists. At times Damien can see not only his reflection but Xeno’s as well when looking into anything with the properties of a mirror. When he discovered how Damien plans on using his Shinigami powers he was rather interested about using his powers to be hero. At times he'll give Damien words of wisdom when it comes to fighting crime or his social life, and they'll be advice he could use.
Tally Mitchel: A female reporter for Channel 7 news, and one of Shroud's loyal fans. She's one of the only people who knows of Damien's identity as well as Xeno, but swore to tell no one after he saved her from being mugged by a couple of punks. With her job as a reporter uses whatever news she can obtain to help Damien in fighting crime faster, even though her self centered boss Vernon Weed thinks Shroud is nothing but a troublemaker.
Draven: A crow who Stealthshroud can communicate with. During one of Damien's first night patrols he found Draven tangled up in plastic, so he releases him. Draven was able to communicate with Damien because he has the powers of a Death God, and Crows have been known to be the birds of bad omens. Draven thanked him and vowed to serve him in any way. So Damien has Draven fly through the sky around the city of NYC during his spare time searching around Police stations, and News buildings finding whatever evidence Damien can use in tracking down criminals, and as a reward Draven is given food and a place to stay without his aunt and uncle knowing about him keeping a crow in their house.
Sometimes it's nice to step back and enjoy the weirdos as they are.
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Slow down, son, this is a fucking lot for me to process.
The Ghostbusters/MLP crossover sounds pretty hilarious, tho. I don't know, there's something about the earnestness and lack of cynicism in these cringe fics that kinds of makes them magical to me, like finding a hidden treasure in a landfill.
I just kind of like that these people exist and wrote it. I love the internet.
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I legitimately wonder about people like this. No, really, because I imagine a normal person can just watch a movie or tv show and think it's cool, and just enjoy the experience. But do these people even really enjoy the movie/show as a whole? Because I imagine it doesn't take long for the thought to pop in their head " Wow. These two characters get along really well....WHAT IF THEY WERE FUCKING EACH OTHER?!" And after that, that's probably all they can think about.
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Reading bad fan fiction is a favorite pastime of mine, and recently, these two users came to my attention:
First off, this particular user has the most blatant fic summaries that almost always end in CAN HE/SHE/THEY DO IT?, which upon further inspection (the fics are usually one-shots) has given me the impression they're most likely a troll, if not a crackfic author. Of the 153 stories they've written, the vast majority's for Ace Attorney (this includes the crossovers with other games and fairy tales—yes, that's a category) with the occasional Professor Layton fic, but they have quite a collection of WarioWare one-shots involving Wario being a lazy fat bastard (probably the only thing about him that's in character) in not making new WarioWare games until random shit like the entire world going red, him smoking weed, or Jesus Christ falling down the chimney forces him to get off his ass and do something. There's a couple The Room fics, one in which Tommy Wiseau goes to Donald Trump's party, and the other has Mr. Wiseau transported to the time of William Shakespeare and is forced to participate in a “tragic love pedofile” play (NSFW).
And then there's this curious individual. Already from the start, his TL;DR profile is insane that it's almost hard to believe this is real: he claims to be 17 (it could explain the writing style, which is really inconsistent with each story), has his marital status set to single, lists all of his likes and dislikes (dislikes include bad weather, “being dumped by my friends”, heart/medical conditions, republics, presidents, transgenders...), is into “Splerai'ianism”* whatever-the-fuck-this-is by de facto, and other facts that may-or-may-not actually be about himself.
But even so, he has a list of all of these OCs in which many of them are Israeli soldiers, and the others are from the “Spleriian Empire” and they're all (supposedly) in his stories—if they're not explicit Pokémon fics involving Lucario fucking human girls in such boring vanilla ways despite being spiced up with hilarious descriptions (my favorite sentence being from the Maylene/Lucario fic: “exploded all over her like a exploding soda can”). He also tries to write “war fics”, as evident by this Cars fic. Lately, though, he's gotten into Zootopia, and they're still the same boring, nonsensical stories as the others, just with more OCs and self-insert furries (this includes a fic 50 chapters long under 40,000 words).
Oh, and a chaptered “Pokémon” fic has his possible-self-insert Israeli war vet, Splecro Telekef, fucking and impregnating his captured female Lucario in between a lot of convoluted fuck-all-happens shit with OCs. The story hasn't been updated since February 2016, so the little hellspawn hasn't hatched, though the profile reveals he's a speaking Riolu named Vector, but that's moot because earlier in the fic there was a similar talking Riolu owned by someone else.
*A quick Google search of “Splerai'ianism” reveals he has a Tumblr that goes into the “basics” of this fictional religion/kingdom, plus shitty notebook drawings of what I assume to be himself in uniform.
First off, this particular user has the most blatant fic summaries that almost always end in CAN HE/SHE/THEY DO IT?, which upon further inspection (the fics are usually one-shots) has given me the impression they're most likely a troll, if not a crackfic author. Of the 153 stories they've written, the vast majority's for Ace Attorney (this includes the crossovers with other games and fairy tales—yes, that's a category) with the occasional Professor Layton fic, but they have quite a collection of WarioWare one-shots involving Wario being a lazy fat bastard (probably the only thing about him that's in character) in not making new WarioWare games until random shit like the entire world going red, him smoking weed, or Jesus Christ falling down the chimney forces him to get off his ass and do something. There's a couple The Room fics, one in which Tommy Wiseau goes to Donald Trump's party, and the other has Mr. Wiseau transported to the time of William Shakespeare and is forced to participate in a “tragic love pedofile” play (NSFW).
And then there's this curious individual. Already from the start, his TL;DR profile is insane that it's almost hard to believe this is real: he claims to be 17 (it could explain the writing style, which is really inconsistent with each story), has his marital status set to single, lists all of his likes and dislikes (dislikes include bad weather, “being dumped by my friends”, heart/medical conditions, republics, presidents, transgenders...), is into “Splerai'ianism”* whatever-the-fuck-this-is by de facto, and other facts that may-or-may-not actually be about himself.
But even so, he has a list of all of these OCs in which many of them are Israeli soldiers, and the others are from the “Spleriian Empire” and they're all (supposedly) in his stories—if they're not explicit Pokémon fics involving Lucario fucking human girls in such boring vanilla ways despite being spiced up with hilarious descriptions (my favorite sentence being from the Maylene/Lucario fic: “exploded all over her like a exploding soda can”). He also tries to write “war fics”, as evident by this Cars fic. Lately, though, he's gotten into Zootopia, and they're still the same boring, nonsensical stories as the others, just with more OCs and self-insert furries (this includes a fic 50 chapters long under 40,000 words).
Oh, and a chaptered “Pokémon” fic has his possible-self-insert Israeli war vet, Splecro Telekef, fucking and impregnating his captured female Lucario in between a lot of convoluted fuck-all-happens shit with OCs. The story hasn't been updated since February 2016, so the little hellspawn hasn't hatched, though the profile reveals he's a speaking Riolu named Vector, but that's moot because earlier in the fic there was a similar talking Riolu owned by someone else.
*A quick Google search of “Splerai'ianism” reveals he has a Tumblr that goes into the “basics” of this fictional religion/kingdom, plus shitty notebook drawings of what I assume to be himself in uniform.
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I'm not going to lie and say I don't like a good fanfic. Sometimes they can be fun or even insightful, but there is a lot of crap out there. One thing that always really got to me though is how things can spread throughout certain fanfiction communities.
You know, just sometimes an author will do something and everyone else will use it for their own stories. Ranma's mother becomes obsessed with having grandchildren is treated as fairly standard despite having zero basis in canon. There is no Civilian Council to make Naruto's life Hell and can veto the Hokage's power. Those were things made up in fanfics that have spread for whatever reason. Despite these people being supposed fans of these shows, they're rewriting the world and treating it as fact. I'm kinda reminded of that Brony episode of Bob's Burgers where Bob unknowingly recited Tina's fanfic like it was fact, which does ring true how some of these started when people had limited access to the properties in question back in the early days of the internet (you would have people writing Ranma fanfics without actually seeing or reading it, instead basing it off what they read in fanfiction).
And then you have when people rewrite the characters themselves, essentially turning characters into their antithesis while acting that "no really, this is the way they are in canon." They project different personalities onto the characters or ignore development, some people flat out admit they're looking to bash these characters when they aren't accurate to say the least. And then there are the guys who just don't care if they're not accurate, they're just going to bash the character for their own amusement.
These kinds of stories can be fun to read, but it makes me question whether the writers are fans of the show or fans of their idealized version of it.
You know, just sometimes an author will do something and everyone else will use it for their own stories. Ranma's mother becomes obsessed with having grandchildren is treated as fairly standard despite having zero basis in canon. There is no Civilian Council to make Naruto's life Hell and can veto the Hokage's power. Those were things made up in fanfics that have spread for whatever reason. Despite these people being supposed fans of these shows, they're rewriting the world and treating it as fact. I'm kinda reminded of that Brony episode of Bob's Burgers where Bob unknowingly recited Tina's fanfic like it was fact, which does ring true how some of these started when people had limited access to the properties in question back in the early days of the internet (you would have people writing Ranma fanfics without actually seeing or reading it, instead basing it off what they read in fanfiction).
And then you have when people rewrite the characters themselves, essentially turning characters into their antithesis while acting that "no really, this is the way they are in canon." They project different personalities onto the characters or ignore development, some people flat out admit they're looking to bash these characters when they aren't accurate to say the least. And then there are the guys who just don't care if they're not accurate, they're just going to bash the character for their own amusement.
These kinds of stories can be fun to read, but it makes me question whether the writers are fans of the show or fans of their idealized version of it.
Ah, "fanon".
Reminds me of some other stupid shit you'll see in the following fandoms:
Super Smash Brothers: The idea of a "Smash Mansion" where all the characters live. It has NO canon basis at all, but it's so common an idea damn near any story about SSB will have it.
Bleach: This series is a goldmine of fans taking shit from the filler or once off gags and turning them into fullblown fan canon that every other autist copies in their own fanfics.
Metal Gear: Yeah, it's canon Ocelot has a thing for Big Boss, but the way most shitty fanfics read, you'd think Ocelot was the gayest gay stereotype ever, not the low key and very much restrained guy he actually is who generally kept that under wraps, MGS3 aside. (and even then only EVA really noticed)
UC Gundam: Char is either a fullblown pedophile (yes, it was referenced as a fan injoke once in Chars Counterattack), and while there is a bit of evidence in that direction, he's also been in relationships appropriate to his age in canon too, or people think he'd magically turn good if he just got laid, when in reality that guy was a clusterfuck of issues that a bit of sex alone wouldn't cure.
Fallout: The idea that the Lone Wanderer and the Courier are the same person. The only evidence for this is a photo of the Lone Wanderer's parents in New Vegas (explained as a noncanon developer error, it was just misplaced art by the developers, who reused assets used in Fallout 3), and while it's been officially denied, doesn't stop fans from insisting it's true to the point damned near every Fallout3/NV fanfic uses this fanon as a starting point.
I could go on and on, but tl;dr, some fans are really stupid about their own fandoms.
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