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[Gym Leader Elesa]

nd then there's this curious individual. Already from the start, his TL;DR profile is insane that it's almost hard to believe this is real: he claims to be 17 (it could explain the writing style, which is really inconsistent with each story), has his marital status set to single, lists all of his likes and dislikes (dislikes include bad weather, “being dumped by my friends”, heart/medical conditions, republics, presidents, transgenders...), is into “Splerai'ianism”* whatever-the-fuck-this-is by de facto, and other facts that may-or-may-not actually be about himself.

But even so, he has a list of all of these OCs in which many of them are Israeli soldiers, and the others are from the “Spleriian Empire” and they're all (supposedly) in his stories—if they're not explicit Pokémon fics involving Lucario fucking human girls in such boring vanilla ways despite being spiced up with hilarious descriptions (my favorite sentence being from the Maylene/Lucario fic: “exploded all over her like a exploding soda can”).

He also tries to write “war fics”, as evident by this Cars fic. Lately, though, he's gotten into Zootopia, and they're still the same boring, nonsensical stories as the others, just with more OCs and self-insert furries (this includes a fic 50 chapters long under 40,000 words).

Oh, and a chaptered “Pokémon” fic has his possible-self-insert Israeli war vet, Splecro Telekef, fucking and impregnating his captured female Lucario in between a lot of convoluted fuck-all-happens shit with OCs. The story hasn't been updated since February 2016, so the little hellspawn hasn't hatched, though the profile reveals he's a speaking Riolu named Vector, but that's moot because earlier in the fic there was a similar talking Riolu owned by someone else.

*A quick Google search of “Splerai'ianism” reveals he has a Tumblr that goes into the “basics” of this fictional religion/kingdom, plus shitty notebook drawings of what I assume to be himself in uniform.

If he starts uploading Youtube videos demanding the destruction of Palestine, he may work his way up to a thread here.

He also tries to write “war fics”, as evident by this Cars fic.

I could literally die attempting to process this sentence.

 

[Antipathy]

There are three things fanfiction is good for:

1: Drinking games

2: Mocking them without alcohol.

3: Hang on a minute, that's it.

Take a shot for every time some 17 year old girl makes out with Harry Potter. It's great if you want to die.

 

[Omni]

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/12104244/1/Doruto-cussin-of-Naruto

This thing. Fairly sure it's a crack fic, but just check the reviews. Author makes reviews responding to reviews in the most autistic way possible.


It's like the My Immortal of Naruto fanfics, although its not that edgy.




Anything by Red Reaper of Murder.

It's all "GODLIKE *every ability here* ICHIGO/NARUTO TECHNOLOGICAL ICHIGO/NARUTO EVIL, DARK ICHIGO/NARUTO x MASS HAREM*typically every girl in the series except the ones that he's bashing* *most characters and even characters that don't canonically exist* BASHING *insert really edgy quote here, like "this fox has fangs"*

They aren't written well, and are typically abandoned. And they all seem to blend together.

 

[Chinaman]

Been reading that site as of late... So I will contribute to this thread.

https://m.fanfiction.net/u/9398431/HookahSocialism

This guy exclusively writes Rick and Morty fanfics. Very clickbait topical stories. Actually seems to get a lot of positive reception and it is as the series.

In that it's garbage.