Artcow Fanny Perret / Adrien Perret / Null / null_backdoorho / null_bis / polyglotplatypus / Laika Albarn / deadspacedog - Degenerate French pooner who larped as an Asian-American and made comics about fucking her (dead) father, has a female genital mutilation fetish, a lesson in opsec

[Magic Pickle]

LIMERENCE and KAMGO are Fanny's longest works, to my knowledge;it behooves her to gear towards episodic storytelling because it requires less effort on her part for cohesion and talent. I also strongly believe she does not edit her works, and given that she is naturally lazy and not much of a perfectionist, she isn't prone to pruning her works, so what we get is honestly barely passable for first drafts. Yuck.

New comics dropped featuring Cyrus' new girlfriend, who is apparently a fitness thottie. On what fucking planet would thick-assed gym bunny ever go for a corpulent, aging pedophile? I understand there is a market for "ugly bastard" hentai, but she doesn't even frame it like that. (Also, Fanny doesn't seem aware that there are more names for Asian women than just Mei.)


In fact, she is super defensive about Cyrus' sex appeal as of late. Observe in these Neospring asks.

Spoiler: She REALLY hates it when you call him Cartman.

Try to sound a little less salty next time, dear. And besides, he literally does look remarkably like Cartman. There are some character designs that are essentially so basic, they are bound to have doppelgangers out there, but this one is so on the nose it's like she's willfully playing stupid.
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It's practically as if she's throwing a tantrum at this point, stomping her feet like a child. "He's fucking sexy, okay, guys?! Even lesbians want to have sex with him! He's hot, he's hot, he's hot! Why won't you believe me?" Because we've got working eyes, Fanny, Christ alive.
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[brownsuagrbubbletea]

I mean to be fair beautiful wife/ugly husband has been a thing for quite a while I guess Marge and Homer would be an example.

But damn Fanny really tried a bit too hard on to make Cy the ultimate man

 

[scoiattolino]

that second divorce AU comic about lynn going for alec (for the uninformed: alec is mac/christianna's pedophile father OC and the dad of isabelle, who of course has to be crossover'd into the cylynn narrative at any cost, for some reason?) is laughable. it's barely the "hot wife, ugly husband" trope anymore. lynn just has a thing for aging, hideous pedophiles.

 

[Magic Pickle]

It's also very cringey that Fanny keeps trying to be funny about random shit. "Oh I can accept the pedophilia... but not you being a Republican!" "I can understand incest, but being British?!" It's a punchline she often resorts to because she neither clever nor stupid enough to be hilarious, either by accident or on purpose.

Speaking of her lack of cleverness, Fanny's arrogance knows no bounds: she assumes her works are being received with far more thought and dignity than they really are. Give our read-alongs a peek, Fanny, I'm sure you'll find we're even more thorough than your most dedicated fans.

She also posted a new comic in one of her more tolerable palettes. Ideally, this is the standard palette she would use instead of that nauseating hyper-saturated sunset palette, but she maximizes the hideousness of her own work almost on purpose. Given that stupid Homestuck tattoo and her double mastectomy, I imagine it's a similar principle she takes to her own body.

And only one ask merited posting for today, so I'll just post it down below.

I know Fanny really isn't much of a shock jock these days, but I'm still stunned that she can read something like this and merrily chirp "Maybe you'll love again, maybe you won't!" We should all be grateful she chose art instead of psychotherapy to pay her bills.
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[Elderly beef taco]

That cursed drawing of Lynn in pupmode reminded me of something i saw while doing research for some other freak.

Spoiler: Haram art

This is the tamest thing in this guys gallery for the record.

I hope this isn't her inspiration...

 

[Kiwisee]

of her lack of cleverness, Fanny's arrogance knows no bounds: she assumes her works are being received with far more thought and dignity than they really are.

I have a conspiracy theory that the only reason she attaches herself to “darker materials” is because there’s nothing about her art that is remarkable at all.

When you look at a lot of fetish art out there, it becomes more apparent that most are mediocre artists that couldn’t find their niche outside of porn. They don’t have a good grasp on either anatomy or color theory 90% of the time.

 

[Pavel Yudin]

I have a conspiracy theory that the only reason she attaches herself to “darker materials” is because there’s nothing about her art that is remarkable at all.

Fanny is the art equivalent of those mid-looking OnlyFans girls who get into dark, niche kinks because it's the only way they have of getting clients. They're too ugly (or average-looking) to get men interested when there are far better looking girls, so they resort to kinks and fetishes they don't even enjoy, if for the attention they get, and because it makes them not-like-the-other-girls.

This would also explain why Fanny's art and writings are so... unappealing. The way she draws or writes sex is the antithesis of erotic; her viewers are still going to lap up the slop, because fetishists lap everything up, with little regard to quality. Even when viewing fetish content that is not your thing, you can tell when the artist genuinely enjoys what they do, and when they don't. Fanny draws everything like she's being held at gunpoint and can barely see her screen through the tears.

 

[Magic Pickle]

Unappealing is right: in some comics, Fanny straight up makes Lynn look like a fucking Mercer Mayer character. The resemblance can often be uncanny and very, very sexless.

Spoiler: If you have trouble seeing my vision...

It makes posts like these from her even more comical - to suggest that anyone would actually trace her art out of all of the art that exists on the internet is borderline delusional. Further, I'm skeptical of the idea that clitlessness is so popular a kink that numerous people would be obsessed enough with her works to trace it, but as we've discussed, if you're a loser gooner trying to find content of your niche kinks, I suppose beggars cannot be choosers.
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And because I like to be comprehensive, some Neospring asks.

Spoiler: The Divorce!AU is her hyperfixation at this time.

Personally, I think it would be interesting if Lynn was more outwardly homophobic to the point of it being a dealbreaker for her. It's another example of how Fanny is too anxious to give her characters hardened opinions that are deeply unpopular in her circles: sure, she jokes about Cyrus' conservatism, but she never has the chutzpah to actually make anyone actively homophobic, racist or transphobic. When you compare it to how casual the extreme misogyny is, it gives you quite the insight on Fanny's psyche.
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Yet another example of her "softening" on Cyrus and Lynn. If anything, it'd make more sense for Cyrus' pedophilia to run wildly out of control without Lynn to keep him in check. Spiralling into sloppiness and ending it with him being caught and trying to go on the run would make for quite a thriller, but sometimes I wonder if I'm a space case for imagining potential where there is none. Oh, well, it's the farms; we're all a little autistic sometimes.
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I don't really understand Fanny's logic when it comes to this - what exactly makes it so that being married to Lynn makes him a serial predator and adulterer? What element of her presence in his life makes it so that he just fucks any child that so much passes him on a street? What about her instigates these feelings in him? She always evades the interesting questions in favor of making more fucking "Lynn as a Borzoi" jokes... ah, what I'd give for some loony troon to take her to task for making so many dog jokes about a Chinese woman.
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[Magic Pickle]

Fanny has graced us with some new art, so please prepare your barf bags accordingly; at this point, the real victim of Fanny's rape kink is that god forsaken palette.

Spoiler: Lynn's breasts made me fucking laugh.

Fanny went to bat to protect Homunculus100*, who has a thread in the Prospering Grounds (for logged-out Kiwis, please feel free to check what the lassies over on lolcow had to say) because Homunculus released some sort of project called Clinical Trials. Sounds like it has the same vibe as Mouthwashing, so of course, Fanny loves it - and will snipe at anyone who doesn't.
*TL;DR: gross pooner with an amputee fetish that LARPs as a gay dude who had his leg cut off. To my knowledge, she actually did go forward and get her leg amputated for the fetish of it all.
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Also, some Neospring asks.

Spoiler: A real grab bag this time.

Fanny's rape kink seems exclusive to women: she cannot seem to muster any erotic emotion towards the concept of Cartman getting violated. This ties in neatly with the fact that during the Yaoi!AU, Male!Lynn got to keep his penis. Hmmm... and you think of yourself as a feminist, do you?
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What's the point of giving Lynn accomplice's guilt if it doesn't meaningfully go anywhere? She feels bad, she rationalizes it - why is it we never see any female students take Lynn to task for her husband being a revolting predator? As much as I resent the Skyler White effect of blaming female characters for the atrocities committed by male characters, it'd be more engaging than this.
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There's a low-hanging fruit joke to be made here about Cyrus being a conservative that goes around to fuck trannies anyway, but instead, I'll focus on the fact that Fanny is more respectful of her MTF characters than her FTM characters because she explicitly enjoys FTMs being misgendered. Ah, Fanny.
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Yes, Lynn does have the potential to be written as a servant of patriarchy despite being one of its greatest victims, but Fanny out-ate the power of her brain cells years ago to depict such a nuanced concept. I just don't think you can write out misogyny as a plot point very well if it literally gets you off.
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Cyrus is definitely King Blorbo for Fanny because even as a woman, he wouldn't endure her fantasies of FGM. Also, how can the queen of numerous stupid AUs possibly say that simply sex-swapping the both of them "no longer feels like CyLynn"? What does CyLynn even feel like aside from battered sitcom housewife and Very Special Episode Chomo Prisoner from Oz?
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Remember: Fanny explicitly hates femdom, especially female-on-male femdom.
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Notably, Fanny seems unable to conceptualize a genuine love between any of her characters - even Lynn's devotion to Cyrus (and Cyrus' unexpected reciprocation) feels hollow, as does Lola and Joji's sickening bond. She's mentioned in the past that she leans towards aromanticism, which is really just the gendertard way of saying "either too autistic or too sociopathic to feel love in any concrete way"; I wonder if that's part of why all of her OCs are purely sexual rather than emotional? Ironically, the most loving depiction of a couple she ever rendered was her sister-insert fucking her dead father. What the fuck did you do to her, Iusse?
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Fanny encourages a paranoid queerio to come to the dark side and transition from American to cheese-eating surrender monkey.
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[lolcow yoghurt]

Homunculus released some sort of project called Clinical Trials. Sounds like it has the same vibe as Mouthwashing

I'm the creator of that thread too, I will update the OP accordingly. Thanks for the reminder. Homie was inactive since I created the thread.

 

[Kiwisee]

I saw this meme and was immediately reminded of Fanny:

 

[Pavel Yudin]

I saw this meme and was immediately reminded of Fanny:

Cy forced his wife to get her clit removed, but heaven forbids he votes Trump. He is a good conservative who doesn't even misgender troons (but does misgender pooners).

 

[Magic Pickle]

Fanny's ilk is all about "uncomfortable" art in the sense that it is one of the few things these hypotonic belligerents can do to feel like scandalous rebels in the wake of the pants-wetting terror they feel over other people's milquetoast opinions. Deep down, many are actually terribly anxious about being taken to task for the works they do by any real force of power and would kneel instantly if they were investigated by authorities for whatever they drew. (Not to instigate a debate over whether or not Fanny needs to be arrested for her art - the complicated subject of art, legality and morality is a fraught yet thrilling one that would derail her thread quite quickly.)

Nevertheless, she persists. So how's Fanny been doing since we last saw her?

Well, she's certainly been artistically productive.

Spoiler: 2 comics, some fan art and a screencap of a future AU in the works.

This was a collab with a different artist, if you're wondering why it looks so Disneyfied. She has collaborated with this artist previously; one more collab with Fanny and you're getting a spot in this thread, too, my friend.

You could paper the walls of an asylum with every single instance Fanny purposefully wrote in someone in Cyrus' life who did not take him to task for the abjectly evil things that he does. At this point, the plot armor is actually a plot paramilitary designed specifically to protect Cyrus like he's the political diplomat of a powerful country.

Clinical Trials fan art; not sure why they have Mickey Mouse gloves on.

She's working on a Yuri!AU. For some reason, she won't work on an AU where Cyrus is female and Lynn is male...

Now for some Neospring asks - the first ask is really the most interesting, as she discusses what it is to show her family her works. The rest are mid, but still seemed more worthwhile than all of the unrepentant ass-kissing she gets.

Spoiler: She states that her mom is "generally chill about sexual topics."

The only way I could believe that Emma Perret is so accepting of such extreme and taboo sexual topics in her daughter's works is because she is a French filmmaker; were she just an ordinary French housewife, I feel like it would be harder to suspend my disbelief. Still, the fact that she goes out of her way to mention this so frequently makes me think she's very nervous about her family being made aware of her darker inclinations...
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Confirming that Clinical Trials is by Homunculus100.
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The longer CyLynn goes on, the softer Fanny's heart becomes; at this point, it's really become a domestication of one very obese, pedophilic shrew.
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Fanny is fueled by spite, to the surprise of no one. Also, this may sound very nitpicky to the point of autism, but some birthmarks can be disfiguring! (This is mostly an excuse so I can talk about the cool and fascinating phenomenon of port-wine stains and mongolian marks, two kinds of birthmarks that are extremely distinctive and - for port-wine stains - can come with health complications as result. I know, I know, super 'tizzed. I digress.)
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We're aware that Fanny writes in some findom later as Lynn becomes too much of an old brittle crip to get her shit rocked on the regular by Cartman, but it's really one of the scariest kinds of domination to be subjected to. I'd be curious to know exactly what Fanny found compelling about it (aside from the misogyny) because her sexual cravings tend to lean towards the physically abusive rather than psychological torture. Findom just seems lazy comparatively.
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Also, I'm a sloppy pickle and forgot to archive one of Fanny's latest fics (in the Divorce!AU): Emerald is Fine (L | A). I read it myself and was extremely fucking bored by it, but if anyone wanted a read-along I can provide one. The long and short of it is that Cyrus and his Asian influencer girlfriend are in a soulless contract marriage that neither of them feel anything about, and that it's OK in the end for it to be this way. You can really smell the stink of Fanny's ""aromanticism"" coming from it, honestly.

 

[Fuck Fags I'm A Homophobe]

So.. is there like a order to these things? like, chronologically? I'm trying to read into this shit show

 

[Pavel Yudin]

>anti-religious country

I would not be calling France anti-religion. I am so astounded by this braindead take I cannot even begin to form a cohesive sentence.
Most people in France care very little about religion or whatever others believe in, outside of the few euphoric atheists you may see here and there. 29% of people are catholic, 10% muslim. This flabbergasted me so much I had to check wikipedia and swiftly (and roughly) translate the relevant figure for your viewing pleasure:

Spoiler: big ass chart

I am unsure Fanny lives in France. She cannot reasonably be living in France and saying this shithole of a country is anti-religion. Most people get baptised and receive their Communion. She manages to give us both the most braindead and brain-damaged take I've seen from her yet - and as I said just one post ago, her (current) favorite OC forces his wife to get FGM.

So.. is there like a order to these things? like, chronologically? I'm trying to read into this shit show

Honestly, my advice is to start looking into her Laika phase first so you can get a good idea of how deranged she is, and THEN learn about her personal family history so the dread of knowing what she told us during her Laika phase can truly start to settle in. Then get into her modern/current era and enjoy the shitshow. Welcome to the thread if it is your first time here.

 

[Catboi]

>anti-religious country
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I would not be calling France anti-religion. I am so astounded by this braindead take I cannot even begin to form a cohesive sentence.
Most people in France care very little about religion or whatever others believe in, outside of the few euphoric atheists you may see here and there. 29% of people are catholic, 10% muslim. This flabbergasted me so much I had to check wikipedia and swiftly (and roughly) translate the relevant figure for your viewing pleasure:

Spoiler: big ass chart

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I am unsure Fanny lives in France. She cannot reasonably be living in France and saying this shithole of a country is anti-religion. Most people get baptised and receive their Communion. She manages to give us both the most braindead and brain-damaged take I've seen from her yet - and as I said just one post ago, her (current) favorite OC forces his wife to get FGM.


Honestly, my advice is to start looking into her Laika phase first so you can get a good idea of how deranged she is, and THEN learn about her personal family history so the dread of knowing what she told us during her Laika phase can truly start to settle in. Then get into her modern/current era and enjoy the shitshow. Welcome to the thread if it is your first time here.

I think her comments are more a relfection of how sheltered she is. Of course the spoiled girl born to degenerate artist parents isn't going to be exposed to religion much and because she wasn't, she assumes no one else ever has. If she ever went and lived in a country that isn't heavily Christian she'd see just how much things she assumed are "normal non-religious things" are an aspect of a Christian society.

 

[Pavel Yudin]

I think her comments are more a relfection of how sheltered she is. Of course the spoiled girl born to degenerate artist parents isn't going to be exosed to religion much and because she wasn't, she assumes no one else ever has. If she ever went and lived in a country that isn't heavily Christian she'd see just how much things she assumed are "normal non-religious things" are an aspect of a Christian society.

I was saving this post for Puppychan's next religion rant but if the shoe fits...

 

[Magic Pickle]

So.. is there like a order to these things? like, chronologically? I'm trying to read into this shit show

I accept all puzzle pieces from here on out, but this is a simplified Fanny timeline.

Spoiler: From Tumblr to Twitter.

• Fanny first reaches internet notoriety as a Homestuck fan artist by the name of polyglotplatypus, going by the real name of Adrien Perret. (At this point, she's a pooner.) Her father is deceased before she ever makes it to the internet. She gains infamy in the Homestuck fandom for her problematic ships which include incest and age gaps, if I recall correctly. This encapsulates years 2010-2020ish.
• Eventually, Fanny gets on Twitter as polyglotplatypus or ad_pgp. At some point, she splits off her accounts into two other personas: null_backdoorho (where she goes by Null) in which she specializes in rape, extreme anal and prolapse porn, and then an incestuous LARP persona by the name of Laika Albarn AKA deadspacedog. While the birth of Null is around 2019, Laika takes off in 2020, which some speculate is instigated by a mutual breaking contact for drawing Silco/Jinx fan art of Arcane fame. Somewhere around here, she goes from FTM to some kind of ambiguous shey/they "queer mess."
• 2020-2022 are Laika's most active years, and Fanny is quieter on the Null side of the internet, though she insists on treating the two as separate (despite the fact that both accounts follow one another.) There is a lot of buzz about whether or not she's for real, and she purposefully never confirms it; anyone with a functioning brain can tell it's a kinky roleplay thing, but she does sincerely trick some people.
• 2023-2024 sees Laika's presence drop off more as Fanny becomes obsessed with other OCs, specifically Cyrus and Lynn Forester - her headlining characters at this current stage. 2024 is a very explosive year for her, as this is when I finally got bored enough to try and phonebook her and ferreted out her sister. With the help of some farmers over on LCF, they were able to complete the picture fully and identify her as Fanny Perret, daughter of Iusse and Emma Perret and sister to Lea and Serena Perret. (This is where the allegations of Fanny writing incestuous porn of her dead father and her sisters come in, as photos of Lea and Serena depict them as slender blondes while Fanny herself is a squat little brunette. When reading Limerence, make of that what you will.)
• This phonebooking caused Fanny to freak out momentarily, but she has slowly become more comfortable as no long-term consequences have befallen her. At one point, she had several moles in her Discord, but they seemed to have gone dark - and I can't blame them, as one peek into her archives is enough to sour even the freshest of milk. Most of her milk is found in both the degeneracy of her own projects and the degeneracy of the people she keeps company with, to be honest.

The thread definitely gets thick into the weeds of it, so if you want more concise directions on where to go next, I recommend reading her Limerence archives, which I've uploaded here as they are the main draw of her as a cow in terms of psychological analysis. If you're curious about all the characters discussed I made a FCU (Fanny Comic Universe) masterpost here.

If you're asking whether or not her characters have a timeline, only Cyrus and Lynn do (that's featured in the FCU post), but for the most part her stories are nebulous, episodic and impermanent. Fanny does not commit to anything meaningfully because she is a fat tard who can't write, but that's why she has a thread on here.

Also, I agree that she's a complete shut-in, because I don't know how you can think of your country - the birthplace of the fucking Notre Dame - as aggressively anti-religious. Leave the house sometime, Fanny, and air out those yeasty folds for once.

 

[XaXaSt0rr]

This is her apartment:

It'll be kinda off-topic but I hate it when troons act like this. I don't believe she actually prefers living like this, or at least she used to. I bet the only reason this deranged troon did this and uploaded the picture to internet without any shame is: having a living space like a neckbeard redditor so she can feel like a man. Some troon I knew from an online space used to like Marvel, but now "she" doesn't because it's a "masculine" thing. It's so annoying.

 

[Pavel Yudin]

Going back a few messages in this thread since I was so shocked by Fanny's statement on religion I could not bring myself to read her new fic.

Also, I'm a sloppy pickle and forgot to archive one of Fanny's latest fics (in the Divorce!AU): Emerald is Fine (L | A). I read it myself and was extremely fucking bored by it, but if anyone wanted a read-along I can provide one. The long and short of it is that Cyrus and his Asian influencer girlfriend are in a soulless contract marriage that neither of them feel anything about, and that it's OK in the end for it to be this way. You can really smell the stink of Fanny's ""aromanticism"" coming from it, honestly.

I've read it in more detail than I usually do, thinking about doing an in-depth analysis for the about three people in this thread who care, however 1. it is incredibly dull and there's not much of substance to say about this 2. because of the lack of substance, I may be tempted to PL too much to expand on concepts she seems unwilling to explore. Don't take this as me being unhappy she is not exploring said concepts, because Fanny is thoroughly unequipped for a proper conversation about it, and this would be far too frustrating. I've met brick walls more responsive than she is.
My only words of analysis will be that if you've read one Fanny fic, you've read them all; the issues with her writings are the same everywhere, as she seems unable to improve, just like she is unable to improve in her other artistic endeavors.
I would be interested in what Magic Pickle has to say about it however, so if you want to do this, I'll be there to read and comment.