Artcow Fanny Perret / Adrien Perret / Null / null_backdoorho / null_bis / polyglotplatypus / Laika Albarn / deadspacedog - Degenerate French pooner who larped as an Asian-American and made comics about fucking her (dead) father, has a female genital mutilation fetish, a lesson in opsec

[star_struck]

the added context of laika essentially being a clone of fanny's prettier, more outgoing older sister that she fought with as a child makes this even sicker. i pray for you, especially if you read it all through. i tolerated it until the scene where "laika" is anal raped by her dad and immediately noped out.

this is the most vexing part of all, why make HER self-insert so similar to her sister?

1. out of pure envy or some identity crisis - Fanny saw her sister as someone who she wanted to become so bad she became her in her incestuous larp comic. in stealing her sister's identity, she can cure her inferiority complex and/or identity confusion, which is likely considering she troons out every chance she gets, even in the comic.

2. sort of ''triangular desire'', she doesn't just want the father, she also wants to be the daughter he'd desire. perhaps (and understandably) Fanny's father preferred her sister to her, in a non-sexual way (because obviously?), and embodying both his favorite daughter and a woman he'd desire is some twisted way of repossesing the narrative.

4. Fanny knows this comic is disturbing, from the incest, fgm, to the childlike body Laika has, and it's controversy she thrives on, which is also likely considering her pedophile Cartman x abused asian woman ocs.

5. least likely, but still something I considered - some sick revenge fantasy, and in warping the ''perfect daughter-father'' relationship her sister and father had, she gets in the last dig.

of course, it's probably a mix of these and more I couldn't think of, but it's still incredibly disturbing how ''Laika'' defends the relationship and pretends she's the one with eternal agency because she was the one who initiated, although there is a mention of Laika mistaking the platonic love she had for her father as romantic because her mother died and she hadn't received a proper familial love from a parent, which greatly suggests Laika was groomed in some way, even if she does her best to deny it. there's also GSA (genetic sexual attraction), which, boiled down, occurs when you see a family member after a long time of separation and your brain tricks you into viewing that individual as a compatible sexual partner becazse of your similarities. but Fanny was too busy jerking it to father/daughter incest to consider that, so.

I finished reading the entirety of Limerence (on HDporn comics, lol), and while there are shadows of a possibly interesting story (two neurodivergent individuals trying to make a relationship work), it's ultimately pushed down by it being... well, everything else. if the story was about a father grooming his daughter into this fucked up relationship, it might've been an interesting psychological horror comic, but it is just six volumes worth of Laika/Fanny larping as being soooo attractive that even her biological father is willing to sully the sanctity of parent-child relationship and her larp mother's memory. I originally wanted to break the entire thing down, but I fear it's just not worth it. it's anger-inducing and, when all is said and done, the only ''interesting'' thing about it is the taboo aspects. should've stayed in the drafts.

 

[brownsuagrbubbletea]

anted to break the entire thing down

i mean there isnt much to break down from the story anyway besides it being a larp but it'd be interested if you ever do post about it.

 

[squidward tentacles]

it's controversy she thrives on, which is also likely considering her pedophile Cartman x abused asian woman ocs

I suspect on some level it's self loathing, like all pooners. They hate being female and hate themselves for it, and they hate all other women as a result.

Thus she has a need to sexually torture women in her comics, and the 'sona that exists in the comic, the Fanny that didn't transition, needs to suffer too.

I do think that she definitely knows what she writes is wrong, and it's exactly why she writes it. This isn't a case of euro sexual enlightenment, where she's so much more open and progressive that weird BDSM and incest don't even register as taboo anymore, but exactly the opposite, where it the taboo itself that she wants. You're definitely right that she thrives on controversy.

 

[Cholesterol Gremlin]

@star_struck I can’t quote or reply for some reason, but thank you for telling us where you found Limerence, I had been morbidly curious about it for a while but didn’t want to pay money for it for obvious reasons.

Anyway, it’s shit, but this bit made me chuckle because of how “well” it aged.

Spoiler: What is it with non-Americans sperging over Trump???

 

[Magic Pickle]

For those who don't want to look on potentially shady websites, I did upload the zip files of the entirety of Limerence over here (and I promise my computer doesn't have cooties). It does make for an illuminating read, but it's otherwise profoundly tedious and appallingly unfunny. When you compare the artwork, the panel beats, the punchline (woman shrieking at a careless man) to her comics today, it's quite bold of her to assume nobody would ever connect the dots when she followed her Laika Albarn account from her null_backdoorho profile on multiple websites. French audacity at its finest!

Anyway, let me go ahead and roll out some Fanny updates: we get a reference for Kate and a couple comics, one of which depicts Lynn actually taking Cyrus to task for being a domestic abuser. Due to the fact that Fanny's such a wishy-washy writer, this lands with as much impact as a slimy, defrosted shrimp escaping a bag and landing on kitchen tiles.

Spoiler: Why did you feel like you had to draw a teenager in her underwear, Fanny?

I find it creepy that Fanny insists on drawing women with such minute labia that they look more like hentai pussies than actual vulvas, but I guess it's not really surprising when you realize she's on her way to fully embracing her pedo era. Also, Kate's legs are fucking gigantic. Lipedema Warrior Kate, anyone?

This is, comically, one of her more popular comics as of late; it's almost as if her followers just want boring maledom hetslop and none of the rest of her goonery affectations. My favorite panel here is Cyrus' face because he looks like the inevitable stroke due to obesity is finally making its fatal strike.

Fanny actually had some further commentary for this one, which I will showcase below:
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My personal takeaway is that this comic is done really badly given the gravity of the topic being depicted (domestic violence). For starters, Lynn pouts petulantly like a child rather than expressing legitimate grief and betrayal towards a boundary violation from her husband; then, the needless intense zoom-ins come across as ways to avoid drawing anything 'difficult' rather than emotionally impactful. Finally, the way Fanny depicts Cyrus' weird tism-stimming in reaction to being called out by Lynn just makes him look sincerely fucking retarded. Great comic, 10/10, no notes.

Some Tetratto asks.

Spoiler: Only two, but one got under her skin.

I'm surprised that nobody has called out Fanny for this, but then again, Latin-Americans don't get much credit on the food chain of racial subjugation unless people want to rub one off about how hard they object to ICE facilities. Honestly, this also just seems lazy on her part. What, did Kate Aguilar not sound cute enough to you?
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It seems that Fanny's thrall over her audience is dissipating quite rapidly as she gets more and more frequent critiques about her writing and characterizations. As always, she tries to present a smug facade, but you can feel the seething radiating from her replies no matter how hard she tries.
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And honestly, Fanny, when you post things like this in retaliation, you are not exactly coming across as unbothered.
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[Magic Pickle]

It's a Fanny Friday, everyone, so let's take a look at what she has to offer us for this weekend.

Only two comics: one in which Lynn uses her revolting sausage feet to masturbate Cyrus as he plays a phone game and another one in which Cyrus contends with loving Lynn.

Spoiler: Cyrus has actually never been uglier!

But the real meat and potatoes of today's post is some of her asks from Tetratto, where she's getting quite a bit of criticism for her handling of Lynn's character as well as the CyLynn dynamic as a whole.

Spoiler: She's getting feisty.

This doesn't even make any sense as a sassy comeback. In what world is hot sauce like child rape? I hate that I even had to type that.
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In case anyone needs a refresher, Poe's Law is defined as: "without a clear indicator of the author's intent, any parodic or sarcastic expression of extreme views can be mistaken by some readers for a sincere expression of those views." Once again, maybe this is because Fanny is a dolt or because she's not as savvy with English as she purports herself to be, but this also doesn't make sense as a reply to her anonymous commenter. Fanny is a legitimate misogynist who does exclusively portray Lynn as being happiest when she's a dog - how is this applicable?
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Asks like this is why I'm a meticulous little archiver, because Fanny is blatantly wrong (or misremembering) her own lore from the get-go: Cyrus has gone out of his way to hurt others due to a lack of empathy, as depicted in a comic featured here back in February, as well as the established lore that Cyrus raped a woman in college. And to be honest, I feel it is kind of cheap to say that Cyrus doesn't genuinely believe he's hurting his students, because a truly heartless sociopath (like she seems to want Cyrus to seem like) wouldn't care whether or not his victims benefited from his sexual abuse. Gettin' soft in the belly there, Fanny!
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Lynn has not been established as a particularly spiritual person, so this makes no sense. The fact of the matter is Fanny wanted to showcase a gentler side to Cyrus by giving him the opportunity to violate a boundary of Lynn's beyond any other she's established, but electing not to. This does make me think a hilarious twist would be Lynn finding God to cope with her trauma and using her newfound faith to take Cyrus to task, but that would imply any sort of change can happen, and the CyLynn Perpetual Groundhog Day method of storytelling must never, ever be disturbed.
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The whitest of knights comes to Fanny's defense as to why she will never elaborate further on the details of Lynn's tragic backstory. This is such an embarrassingly kiss-ass ask, I feel embarrassed on the anonymous user's behalf for writing it, but of course Fanny never misses an opportunity to masturbate her own ego. I find it amusing that she immediately directed this to talk about her blorbo Cyrus instead, even though the message focused on Lynn, which is another subtle show of hand in terms of Fanny's priorities. (The ask that stated her backstory was "drawn out and corny" can be found here.)
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So which is it, is Cyrus a shameless sadist or a loving husband? She's starting to really ping-pong between these representations of him... this isn't merely character growth/how characters change and develop over time, this is becoming serious inconsistency. But she's just such a good writer, you guys!
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Fanny is a hopeless romantic who believes your One True Love can heal you from all of life's miseries. It'd be romantic if he wasn't a repeated rapist that paid for another man to mutilate her genitals.
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[squidward tentacles]

one in which Lynn uses her revolting sausage feet to masturbate Cyrus

How on earth does a smut artist draw dicks so ugly? It legitimately looks like Cyrus has a phalloplasty and Lynn is jerking off a rot dog. The horrible colors do it no favors.

 

[Magenta Purgatory]

This doesn't even make any sense as a sassy comeback. In what world is hot sauce like child rape? I hate that I even had to type that.
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It's just a cheeky way to say that something "spicy" makes things more enjoyable. Rape and pedophilia is like a spicy topping on food to these gooners.

 

[Delirium Trigger]

For someone who begs for commissions so she can pay her electric bill, you'd think she'd be able to draw a decent penis, pick a color palette that doesn't induce migraines, and draw a comic with good action shots and storytelling flow.

Dare I ask, how much is her Substar? I'm guessing it's like Patreon but the rules allow for depictions of genital mutilation. I don't think I can justify any expense for how morbidly curious I am, and I definitely don't want to financially support her depravity. But I do wonder.

 

[Kiwisee]

Speaking of that, for today's Fanny update, we get a comic. Yawn!

Airbrush shading has its time and place (such as shading silk and other fabrics), but holy hell Fanny is making an amateur mistake by abusing the hell out of that brush.

Her color schemes, when not abusing orange and purples, tend to be boring. She does not understand color theory at all.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Airbrush shading has its time and place (such as shading silk and other fabrics), but holy hell Fanny is making an amateur mistake by abusing the hell out of that brush.

Her color schemes, when not abusing orange and purples, tend to be boring. She does not understand color theory at all.

This is such a weird question to ask, but do you guys think Fanny thinks it all looks good, or is she too lazy to care?

 

[Pavel Yudin]

This is such a weird question to ask, but do you guys think Fanny thinks it all looks good, or is she too lazy to care?

With how Fanny speaks of her writings and characters, it is my belief she is absolutely certain her art matches. "Flawed, but with character, fleshed out and real, like a person" is what she must think, but truth be told, her art and characters are dogshit. Never well-written or well-drawn, even after years being paid to do this. I also think she is too lazy to care or want to improve; it shows greatly with how little variation there's been in her art in years. You can look at how she drew Cy and Lynn at the very beginning and see the same amount of skill (or lack thereof) as we see today.
To be fair, I would even say she got worse. I was looking at her AO3 to find one of her earliest CyLynn comic to compare to a more recent one, and...

Spoiler: jarring, isn't it?

March 2023 VS June 2025.

Her art was not that great, a bit wonky in places, but I feel like it worsened the more she drew CyLynn. It's like the passion (if there was ever any) is gone and she doesn't want to put in the effort now.

 

[Magic Pickle]

Dare I ask, how much is her Substar?

Minimum is $5 USD, and as of posting she has about ~287 subs, so she makes roughly ~1,400 per month. It's not a lot compared to, say, the likes of artists like Sakimi Chan (who is one of the highest earning users on Patreon - I think she makes around 34k a month? I don't know for certain), but it's enough to help her get by on social security in France.

do you guys think Fanny thinks it all looks good, or is she too lazy to care?

I genuinely believe she doesn't give a single fuck about how her art appears. There has been speculation from our sisters over on LCF that she's more of a writer at heart than an artist, hence why her comics are so short and why her art is so sloppy, and I'm actually inclined to believe them because of just how bad her art can be.

Fanny prioritizes speed over every other element in her art (such as successful communication, accuracy, beauty, etc.) and it shows; also, many storytellers end up writing instead of comicking or animating because to draw out a story takes much more time than simply writing it down. She has mentioned on her Twitter in the past that she never posts her written works without uploading cover art for it as the cover art is the incentive for her followers to read it, and she is very pushy about making people read her stuff to understand more of Cyrus and Lynn's lore, so I wouldn't be surprised if she mostly draws at this point because humans are more visual creatures than linguistic. (Personally, I'm of the opinion her writing to be less popular than her art because her actual prose fucking sucks somehow worse than her art, but I do think her audience is also just not very inclined to read given that they are all retarded freak-ass gooners.)

Thread tax: some Tetratto asks. (As a reminder, Fanny typically posts new art M/W/F, but her askbox is usually active all week.)

Spoiler: People are getting too nosy about Lynn's 'incident'.

Fanny, you ignorant frog, that would simply incentivize the true crime girlies to report on her! Way to oust yourself as not being a proper hybistrophile. Also, if murders like the Black Dahlia case are indicative of anything, people have only gotten more sensitive about true crime details, so in the early 90s such an act of depravity would likely have had more of it revealed than less.
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The term for this sort of thing in writing escapes me at present (if it even exists), but Fanny has this way of ensuring, quite conveniently, that nothing ever upsets the status quo and that all secrets remain secrets: Lynn's traumatic backstory is, somehow, never revealed in detail, and Cyrus escapes prison time as none of his victims ever report him (because he helped them get into school, and to Fanny, being helped with getting into school is a Faustian bargain worth paying). She refuses to ever allow anything to somehow happen in which characters are ousted about anything. Very particular and odd of her, I'll say.
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Smart enough to work as an engineer for NASA, too stupid to realize billions of people speak fucking Mandarin. Incredible.
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[AMHOLIO]

With how Fanny speaks of her writings and characters, it is my belief she is absolutely certain her art matches. "Flawed, but with character, fleshed out and real, like a person" is what she must think, but truth be told, her art and characters are dogshit. Never well-written or well-drawn, even after years being paid to do this. I also think she is too lazy to care or want to improve; it shows greatly with how little variation there's been in her art in years.

Well, it explains the B^Uckley syndrome I think she's developing.


Or I'm going nuts, also a possibility. Can only stare at this shit for so long before your brain reaches for copium.

Fanny prioritizes speed over every other element in her art (such as successful communication, accuracy, beauty, etc.) and it shows;

Now I'm wondering if she has a copy/paste Cyrus and Lynn faces she can place down just like old Ctrl+Alt+Del.

Her art was not that great, a bit wonky in places, but I feel like it worsened the more she drew CyLynn. It's like the passion (if there was ever any) is gone and she doesn't want to put in the effort now.

She's incorporated a lot more brushes, textures, and effects into her art to convey emotion and texture rather than draw it out. I hate the hatching brush she uses for older Cyrus's hair in particular. She used to draw out some of his hair strands by hand and even the texture of Lynn's shirt.

Personally, I'm of the opinion her writing to be less popular than her art because her actual prose fucking sucks somehow worse than her art, but I do think her audience is also just not very inclined to read given that they are all retarded freak-ass gooners.)

I agree on both points. Women gooners do tend to read a lot more, but again, dry prose repells the hoes or something.

This is, comically, one of her more popular comics as of late; it's almost as if her followers just want boring maledom hetslop and none of the rest of her goonery affectations.

I finally read this comic and I'd like to point out that so many panels are there to focus on how bad Mr. Blorbo is feeling and how he knows he's a monster because of his developed fweewings for Lynn. The biggest problem I have here is the emotional focus on CYRUS feeling bad, CYRUS is the main character, Lynn is a object something happens to that enables more writing about CYRUS and CYRUS'S FEELINGS. Six whole panels of the blorbo reacting to his own bad actions and regret. Six panels of breaking down into sorrow over hurting his true love while his crime of wife beating is associated with low class Neanderthals of men (insult to Neanderthals tbh) and his crime of teen girl grooming is enough to get him on the even lower totem of sex offender.

We don't even see when he hit her or any of the lead up. We don't see Lynn's immediate thoughts or reactions, which could be anything from panic to erratic acting out to cold detachment. It's an excuse to put blorbo in a position he cries and through Lynn the reader can cheer him up and fix him.

Basically, fuck you for expecting anything reader, enjoy emotional slop.

My favorite panel here is Cyrus' face because he looks like the inevitable stroke due to obesity is finally making its fatal strike

God, if only.

 

[squidward tentacles]

insult to Neanderthals tbh

My darling neanderthals had flower burials and practiced cave painting; they're leagues above Cy. Although I suspect that Fanny would probably fetishize trepanation.

We don't even see when he hit her or any of the lead up. We don't see Lynn's immediate thoughts or reactions, which could be anything from panic to erratic acting out to cold detachment. It's an excuse to put blorbo in a position he cries and through Lynn the reader can cheer him up and fix him.

Fanny is a really poor writer, both on a technical level (Lynn stares. She loves when Cyrus is a dom. It's gooner Dick and Jane.) and on a storytelling level. She has no sense of consequence or tension. She wants to write fetish slice of life, but even slice of life has stakes. Cyrus' immunity to all consequence, which is the entire reason Fanny writes him, a bad man who gets away with it, has made him boring, which is the worst thing a fictional character can be.

 

[Polentic]

Fuck off Null.

"He drew the best comics is what he did. He was a brave incestuous cawtoonist. And in this house, Fanny Perret's dead fawda is a hero, end of story!"

 

[Salt Upon Wounds]

the added context of laika essentially being a clone of fanny's prettier, more outgoing older sister that she fought with as a child makes this even sicker. i pray for you, especially if you read it all through. i tolerated it until the scene where "laika" is anal raped by her dad and immediately noped out.

 

[i forgot my password]

Lynn has not been established as a particularly spiritual person, so this makes no sense. The fact of the matter is Fanny wanted to showcase a gentler side to Cyrus by giving him the opportunity to violate a boundary of Lynn's beyond any other she's established, but electing not to. This does make me think a hilarious twist would be Lynn finding God to cope with her trauma and using her newfound faith to take Cyrus to task, but that would imply any sort of change can happen, and the CyLynn Perpetual Groundhog Day method of storytelling must never, ever be disturbed.

Right on time. This is today's comic.

 

[Magic Pickle]

Right on time. This is today's comic.

Fanny is a confirmed lurker of LCF, so I would not be surprised if she's reading our posts and acts accordingly based on what's been said. (I will not be shitting up the thread by going "Hi, cow!" but it has crossed my mind a few times.)

This is actually one of Fanny's more visually impressive comics, but it's still pretty bad in terms of panel composition. If I were more vaccinated, I would make a compilation of every single time she's used a "close up of the eyeball" panel in comics because it's one of her most commonly abused frames and adds absolutely nothing to the storytelling. Otherwise, just another day in Fannyland where characters do not exist in a world proper, instead floating in a vague technicolor sky. At least it's not that God awful orange-pink gradient map she loves to abuse.

The actual plot of it is fucking stupid, too, because Lynn's essentially saved from death at her own hands because of Cyrus' magical healing pedophile penis. She's such a devoted romantic she thinks that staying alive for the love of an obese rapist is somehow anything but profoundly depressing, when all I can think is that it's been a long time since I've seen a fictional character be such a blatant, merciless pickme. Even male writers who are chauvinist pigs make women with more backbone than Fanny from time to time. Baffling.

Thread tax: some Tetratto asks.

Spoiler: I never said Lynn was stronggggg!

Well, that's good that you never said that about her, because she's really not. Funny how her userbase is getting more and more ornery with her chronic mistreatment of Lynn, also - it seems her abused wife shtick is wearing out its welcome after the last few years. I wonder if Fanny will continue writing CyLynn if both she and her audience are bored of their story, or if she'll go on to finally make the pedophilic incest comics she's clearly champing at the bit to dive into.
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I don't even know why Fanny bothers answering asks when she just talks right past anyone who sends her a message; nobody cares if you think of Lynn as a meowmeow (whatever the fuck that means). She certainly doesn't give Lynn the same kind of plot armor she gives Cyrus, so who does Fanny believe she's fooling by acting as if she considers them the same narrative priority?
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