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http://supernannyfanon.wikia.com/wiki/Abuseinnocentkids-Ryger

Ruth goes to Canberra, Australia to help innocent dad Dennis (31) and a abusive mom named Ireallyloveto Abuseinnocentkids (35). Wait, what IREALLYLOVETO ABUSEINNOCENTKIDS?! That is right. Her name used to be Jessica Ryger but she changed her name.
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Ireallyloveto has 1000 discipline techniques such as spankings, groundings, putting toys in toy jail, setting electronics and toys on fire, banishing the toys and electronics into attic or basement, banishing Bailey, Garth, Terrence, Nicole, Nailey and Reginald in the basement and attic, lock bedroom door, soap in mouth, tape in mouth, tape in wall and lock in closet.
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The Supernanny fandom wiki takes absolutely unrealistic turns such as the aforementioned examples and is one of the most stupid wikis I've ever read.

But that's why I love reading and laughing at it.
 
Tsukiko said:
http://supernannyfanon.wikia.com/wiki/Satomi,_Sachiko,_Satsuki,_and_Shinsaku_break_Akio's_femur,_humerus,_tibia,_and_fibula

I don't I can't even what

http://supernannyfanon.wikia.com/wiki/Alessandro_breaks_a_Japanese_child's_femur,_pelvis,_tibia,_and_fibula

At least their Japanese is accurate, I guess. That does indeed say "no, stop!"
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Piga Dgrifm said:
http://supernannyfanon.wikia.com/wiki/Abuseinnocentkids-Ryger

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I hesitate to mention Fluffybooru, but I am getting a weirdass Fluffybooru vibe from these, uh, "stories." The main difference being these characters are meant to be taken as real people/children and not cartoon ponies.
 
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http://supernannyfanon.wikia.com/wiki/Naughty_cage

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FNAF has invaded as well:

http://supernannyfanon.wikia.com/wiki/Creepy_Zoo
 
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CuriousBystander said:
I hesitate to mention Fluffybooru, but I am getting a weirdass Fluffybooru vibe from these, uh, "stories." The main difference being these characters are meant to be taken as real people/children and not cartoon ponies.
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I don't know much about Fluffybooru (I know roughly what it is and don't honestly need to know any more) but I feel like some of this stuff is more screwed up than that. The character Ireallyloveto Abuseinnocentkids is supposed to be imagined as a real person. The adopted Japanese children responsible for ganging up and assaulting another adopted Japanese child, breaking four of his bones, are someone's actual detailed creations. Which they wrote for fun, and not in the context of a story to make some kind of point about how bullying is bad.

ech nasty ew get it away
 
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Jo: "For this family, I was introducing the Naughty Toilet."

Jo: "This is the Naughty Toilet, and this is where a child will be brought if he or she swears."

Jo: "And Kaiden swore at Melissa."

Kaiden: "Melissa, you are a f***ing b****y brat!"

Melissa: "What did you just say to me?"

Jo: "Helen, give Kaiden a warning and tell him that if he swears at Melissa again, he will have to sit in the Naughty Toilet for 3 minutes."

Helen: (to Kaiden) "If you swear at Melissa again, you will sit on the Naughty Toilet. Understand?"

[Kaiden glares at Helen with an ugly face]

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It's all coming together now.
 
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She also got supsended many times, one which she drew a picture of Shadow the Hedgehog with a gun, and they supsended her for 3 days because they think it would promote violence, Ms. Saki was outraged at the headmaster for doing it to her, and on her birthday, she brought in chocolate cupcakes made by her mother and gave them to fellow students but were seized due to allergy fears, and she brought in her PSP and played Corpse Party during free time, the game was seized and she was supsended, Ms. Saki also got enraged at this and wrote a letter to prove she's innocent, the other time was when she started drawing bishounen-styled notes, school officals said it was sexuality fears
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Ignoring the fact that this person never learned what a spellcheck is, this literally calls for that pic.

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(Also, is it me, or does this article literally reek of weeb? I swear if I hear about someone cooking bento boxes for dinner, I'm gonna strangle someone.)
 
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Simplicity111 said:
http://supernannyfanon.wikia.com/wiki/Satoko_Samo

I think we struck gold. Holy shit this page is long.
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That page said:
A kindhearted female Red Cross worker, according to a male member's order to soothe her, gave her a plush of the Hetalia character, Japan, the plush of the Naruto character, Sasuke and an onigiri, saying "" (Translation: Your family love your country, so I think you'd love these two anime plushies, and have a rice ball) before walking away, which calmed her down, causing Reiko to say "" (Translation: That was nice of that nice Red Cross lady to give you that), she still has them on her bed to this day.
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"You just survived an earthquake and are now homeless, so I think you'd really enjoy two stuffed toys and a single rice-ball."

Oh, you know, because that's what Japanese people like. Anime and rice. I'm guessing she went on to reply "kawaiiiiii! ^___^"

Also, gotta love the fact that there are empty spaces where they've yet to put in the Japanese. They're gonna be waiting a while if they're hoping for an actual Japanese person to write this shit.
 
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