"Fans are weird"

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Well I guess this answers the "Does Chris still get mail from his fandase?" thread.

The answer is apparently: "Yes, and Chris accepts it like an ungrateful prick."

So no surprises there.
 
Henry Bemis said:
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That brave, brave postman...
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"Neither rain, nor sleet, nor autism..."
 
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That brave, brave postman...
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Suddenly I have a new appreciation for this film.
 

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I need to drive over there, and give him the 1313 David Decoteu boxed set.

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First off, Chris must be insanely bored to make that tutorial. But secondly, this FB post is so "WEIRD" that I'm actually mystified by it. He clearly has disdain for someone acting so "wildly" with a gift, but the cartoon seems like Chris's bizarre autistic way of showing appreciation. I was shocked by the fact that one caption even says, "Thanks." I get the impression that Chris thinks there's a possibility that the giver of said gift might also give him the gift of sweet, sweet china. He implies that it would be alright for this person to contact him face-to-face, which also makes me think Chris believes it's from a girl.

I'd also be interested in hearing Chris's explanation of why he has "fans" at this point. And, I like the fact that he so shamelessly posts pictures of the fertile swampland that is his "yardwide".
 
What fans?

I'll elaborate, fans send gifts out of adoration. People send Chris stuff to get a reaction out of him.
 
This is a revelation, he still thinks he has true and honest Sonichu fans, does he still think he can get his game made?
 
I really don't think it amounts to anything more than Chris being the giant douche bag he's always been.

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Why would you waste money on buying Chris stuff?
 
Surtur said:
Why would you waste money on buying Chris stuff?
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...said Barb as she was digging the latest batch of clown-shirts out of the dumpster behind goodwill.
 
Brother, Chris doesn't know how to appreciate fans. The Hulkster always appreciates his fans. The Hulkster also encourages them to be great, by training, saying their prayers and eating their vitamins. Chris, on the other hand, tells them how to give him free stuff. That is the difference between Hulkamania and Sonichu, brother.
 
This reminds me of the time someone sent him the HalfLife game for PC.
All he did was whine on youtube about how they sent him PC games instead of Wii games.
 
God, that post is so hideously written, I can barely understand what he's blathering on about. His writing seems to have degenerated alongside his speech.
 
Chris, I'm sorry your gift got wet in the rain.
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Wait, no I'm not.

It's not hard to check your mail everyday immediately after the mailjerk shows up. What the flying fuck else do you do? It's your own damn fault your gift got ruined. And if someone left it on your lawn you could have seen it if your lawn was mowed and not cluttered with useless shit. It's your own damn fault. Ha Ha Ha
 
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God, that post is so hideously written, I can barely understand what he's blathering on about. His writing seems to have degenerated alongside his speech.
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Chris's major problem is that his speech is almost entirely figurative. It's like this cartoon, it's like that TV show. He relies on long, meandering similes. If he limited himself to just a few words per sentence, he might do a little better. You don't have to diet, Chris, but please just see a speech therapist.
 
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God, that post is so hideously written, I can barely understand what he's blathering on about. His writing seems to have degenerated alongside his speech.
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Agreed. I used to think some of his written correspondences didn't seem all that retarded compared to the rest of America. (Referring to grammar, spelling, etc. The content is always retarded) But, his facebook posts are becoming more incoherent and garbled. His increased lack of communication with the outside world has definitely affected him.
 
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