"Fans are weird"

[Tubular Monkey]

Chris, I'm sorry your gift got wet in the rain.
Mode Activated
Wait, no I'm not.

It's not hard to check your mail everyday immediately after the mailjerk shows up. What the flying fuck else do you do? It's your own damn fault your gift got ruined. And if someone left it on your lawn you could have seen it if your lawn was mowed and not cluttered with useless shit. It's your own damn fault. Ha Ha Ha

"I HAVE AUTISM! TROLLINGS NOW GREATER THAN FIVE YEARS ONCE GOOD SLANDERED NAME! SNYDER, MEGAN, MARY LEE WALSH, DAMN SMOKER! AUTISM!"

 

[A-№1]

I think any normal person would be a little creeped out receiving stuff from people he doesn't know dropped off at his house. I mean forget any "fandase", that's some creepy stalker shit right there.

But Chris only bitches about it getting wet in the rain. And posts detailed instructions on how to properly offer him tribute. I guess common sense and due caution cannot compete against his overweening ego.

Why would you waste money on buying Chris stuff?

It's a Sonic DVD. I don't think it cost a lot of money.

But yeah, even the travel time getting to 14BLC probably isn't worth the response. After all, GAS IS EXPENSIVE!

Most gifts sent to Chris don't get any reaction from him at all. This one is really a fluke. Doubtless the tall grass of 14BLC is filled with similar offerings that Chris hasn't found yet, and the ones he does receive he ignores. We need to keep in mind Chris isn't responding this time because he received a present. He's responding because the present got wet.

 

[Naxra]

God, that post is so hideously written, I can barely understand what he's blathering on about. His writing seems to have degenerated alongside his speech.

Agreed. I used to think some of his written correspondences didn't seem all that retarded compared to the rest of America. (Referring to grammar, spelling, etc. The content is always retarded) But, his facebook posts are becoming more incoherent and garbled. His increased lack of communication with the outside world has definitely affected him.

Amen. I must admit, I usually find Chris' Capitalization of Random Words quite endearing, but this post crosses into pure mindfuckery. It hurts to read it.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

I think any normal person would be a little creeped out receiving stuff from people he doesn't know dropped off at his house.

*ahem*

 

[Pikonic]

Chris, I'm sorry your gift got wet in the rain.
Mode Activated
Wait, no I'm not.

It's not hard to check your mail everyday immediately after the mailjerk shows up. What the flying fuck else do you do? It's your own damn fault your gift got ruined. And if someone left it on your lawn you could have seen it if your lawn was mowed and not cluttered with useless shit. It's your own damn fault. Ha Ha Ha

"I HAVE AUTISM! TROLLINGS NOW GREATER THAN FIVE YEARS ONCE GOOD SLANDERED NAME! SNYDER, MEGAN, MARY LEE WALSH, DAMN SMOKER! AUTISM!"

Turn off your phone/laptop/however you access the Internet and check your mail
And fix your lawn
And go die in a hole

 

[Count groudon]

So fatass is demanding tributes now? I guess he has to settle for something since he can't get an 18-31 year old boyfriend free virgin sacrifice.

 

[Stuff and Things]

God, that post is so hideously written, I can barely understand what he's blathering on about. His writing seems to have degenerated alongside his speech.

Agreed. I used to think some of his written correspondences didn't seem all that retarded compared to the rest of America. (Referring to grammar, spelling, etc. The content is always retarded) But, his facebook posts are becoming more incoherent and garbled. His increased lack of communication with the outside world has definitely affected him.

Amen. I must admit, I usually find Chris' Capitalization of Random Words quite endearing, but this post crosses into pure mindfuckery. It hurts to read it.

What i find really annoying is how he capitalizes the first letter of random words, like rain>Rain or gift>Gift... sure, that's ok when the word is written after a point, but why do they have to be capitalized at random??
Also, i don't know if this need to be mentioned, but no matter in what sense he is talking, he capitalized all the words "I", you know, because he's so important that they have to be capitalized. .___.

 

[Sakamoto]

I think that was a drive-by gifting.

Someone just drove by 14BC and tossed it, afraid to brave Chris' yard jungle and face the guardian fridges.

 

[impossibility]

It's likely that Chris, at least in the past, had the idea that the comic Sonichu had fans. But do you think it's ever occurred to Chris that it's himself, this almost surrealistically stupid person we all keep watching and cringing over, that people are actually the 'fans' of?

Also Sonic Underground... ugh, that's almost as bad as Sonichu.

 

[Pikonic]

I think that was a drive-by gifting.

Someone just drove by 14BC and tossed it, afraid to brave Chris' yard jungle and face the guardian fridges.

Nobody drive-by gifts me anything. I'm not as loved as Chris

 

[RP 520]

I think that was a drive-by gifting.

Someone just drove by 14BC and tossed it, afraid to brave Chris' yard jungle and face the guardian fridges.

Nobody drive-by gifts me anything. I'm not as loved as Chris

You have to reach a level so low, that people disgust and hate you so much that their hate turns into amusement and love and they start showering gifts on your yard out of love-hate. It took Chris years to reach that level, if you start now you might have a wiki dedicated to you in a couple of years and then the gifts will start to flow in.

 

[CatParty]

Soooo, tomorrow his lawn will be littered with gay porn? Is that what he's telling us he wants?

 

[Fibonacci]

Soooo, tomorrow his lawn will be littered with gay porn? Is that what he's telling us he wants?

And $1000 UNMARKED to finance his gay lifestyle.

 

[TastyWoodenBadge]

wtf is he trying to say?, sorry, is just that, sometimes i can't understand his autism, and the video is not available...

Basically, he's gay. How many times does he have to tell us? I'm also thinking that he's no longer interested in fans because he realizes that we know that he didn't actually create Sonichu himself.

Chris didn't create Sonichu, Jimmy Hill is the TRUE and HONEST creator of Sonichu.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Oh Chris, nobody is as weird as you.

Also what a douche.

 

[TastyWoodenBadge]

Sonic Underground, that's worse than getting sent nothing at all.

 

[Lady Houligan]

I think the true irony here is that someone probably just grabbed that for $1 in Goodwill solely to give to Chris... and it's going to go into a hoard that is mostly powered by Goodwill purchases.

 

[butt in trouble]

"IF YOU GIVE ME FREE STUFF, BE CAREFUL! I DON'T WANT FREE CRAP THAT ISN'T PERFECT!"

pfft if anyone tried to give him something in person he would scream "TROLL!!!" and run away. Then run back and grab the item from them and run away again.

 

[JarlaxleBaenre]

What's a "yardwide?"

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

Why would you waste money on buying Chris stuff?

I'm guilty of this too but in my defence I did just happen to have some extra copies of some DVDs lying around and after hearing about Chrissy's appalling taste in movies I fired a couple his way.