"Fans are weird"

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Lady Houligan said:
I think the true irony here is that someone probably just grabbed that for $1 in Goodwill solely to give to Chris... and it's going to go into a hoard that is mostly powered by Goodwill purchases.
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The Circle of Life is so beautiful. *sniffle*
 
So that series of images, can I take that to mean that Chris sees himself as a passable skinny girl with long flowing locks?

I think I'll let that speak for itself.

Also 'STOP GIVING ME PRESENTS IN A WAY THAT INCONVENIENCES ME YOU DANG TROLLS.' I really don't get why people send him free stuff, but it's even harder for me to understand why Chris is angry about it.
 
Rio said:
So that series of images, can I take that to mean that Chris sees himself as a passable skinny girl with long flowing locks?

I think I'll let that speak for itself.

Also 'STOP GIVING ME PRESENTS IN A WAY THAT INCONVENIENCES ME YOU DANG TROLLS.' I really don't get why people send him free stuff, but it's even harder for me to understand why Chris is angry about it.
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new trolling method: slightly inconveniencing chris.
 
Tubular Monkey said:
Chris's major problem is that his speech is almost entirely figurative. It's like this cartoon, it's like that TV show. He relies on long, meandering similes. If he limited himself to just a few words per sentence, he might do a little better. You don't have to diet, Chris, but please just see a speech therapist.
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He speaks in bizarre similes only he understands, yet simultaneously thinks that if you don't literally clarify that you are feeling "self-stress" or "self-shame" anyone who reads it will assume that you mean you're experiencing somebody else's stress or shame, telepathically. It's half ham-handed figurative language, half multi-compound, made-up bullshit, all autism.

His writing has always been stilted, but this is some serious deterioration. Flowers for Sonichu up in here.
 
Pickle Man said:
Just because the case is Sonic Underground, doesn't mean the disc inside of it is Sonic Underground as well. For all we know, it could be gay porn or a long lost copy of :snorlax: sex tape.
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Serious discussion could be had as to which Chris would rather fap to.
 
"Fans don't have a life"
"If you are a fan send me stuff, just not on my lawn"
 
Rio said:
Also 'STOP GIVING ME PRESENTS IN A WAY THAT INCONVENIENCES ME YOU DANG TROLLS.' I really don't get why people send him free stuff, but it's even harder for me to understand why Chris is angry about it.
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Well, this IS Chris afterall. He's more than egotistical enough to complain about a gift because it wasn't up to his standard.
 
MetroidJunkie said:
Rio said:
Also 'STOP GIVING ME PRESENTS IN A WAY THAT INCONVENIENCES ME YOU DANG TROLLS.' I really don't get why people send him free stuff, but it's even harder for me to understand why Chris is angry about it.
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Well, this IS Chris afterall. He's more than egotistical enough to complain about a gift because it wasn't up to his standard.
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He said not to put the gifts in his yard, or on his car windshield. I guess that means we'll have to put them in the tree and on his roof now?

That would be pretty interesting if someone wrote a $10,000 check and somehow managed to throw it up on Chris's roof or in a tree, on a day that it is supposed to rain.
 
Well Chris we always could toss the gifts through a broken window into your house when you least expect it. :ween:
 
this might be his dumbshit way of acknowledging the "fanmail" thread
 
It's not like people give specific instructions to the postie. "Take this to 14 Branchland court and leave it wildly in the yard!"

Christ, if he carries on like this, the preferred method of delivery will become "tied to a brick and thrown through the fucking window"
 
I wonder if Chris is ever going to notice the refrigerator i left him.

...someday. *SIGH*
 
I left him 9001 dollars in unmarked bills for his PS3 destruction a few years back. I wonder if its sitting in the rain. :(
 
I wouldn't be surprised if it was his own DVD that he forgot he had and he somehow left it out in the yard himself.

He does have a point, though. Even if the yard is a dump, you shouldn't throw shit onto other people's property like that. At least he gave us the okay to send him random things.
 
I got an idea for a gift. First, buy a brand new PS4.Then take the system out of the box, fill the box with junk to match the weight of the system, and then reseal the box. And lastly, leave the box on his front lawn for him to find. Of course, you won't be able to see his reaction when he opens the thing so it is rather pointless...
 
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