FAT SHAMED CAUGHT ON CAMERA!!!! - 6/25/2018

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From our gorl Hambergerlynn I set it to start at 1:16, clip plays until 1:31. It is a somewhat enhanced clip of what the man said
"I told you you'd probably [like that?]"
"Throw the horseshoes to the bean bags in the hurdle"
 
Ellana said:
From our gorl Hambergerlynn I set it to start at 1:16, clip plays until 1:31. It is a somewhat enhanced clip of what the man said
https://youtube.com/watch?v=id=X0AYmpzcEyk;m=1;s=16"I told you you'd probably [like that?]"
"Throw the horseshoes to the bean bags in the hurdle"
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Considering he's in Kentucky, he's far more likely to be using "beanbags" in place of "beaners" to not immediately sound racist than he is to be calling Amber a beanbag.
 
ADHD said:
Becky can still fit easily on chairs with arms, after all.
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Have you seen the video where they go to Walmart and Becky sits on a few lawn chairs? She still fits, but barely.
Dog Prom 3D said:
She's self-conscious of her body but a person who felt shamed wouldn't go outside to a restaurant and eat and eat
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Or wear those cat ears.
MilkAddict said:
Doctor: Ms. Reid you are in dire need of a dieting and exercise routine, your bones and organs are under extreme pressure to support your weight, with all due respect it is urgent to consider one of the pathways we have available so that you can attain a better quality of li-

Da blob: GOOOORL ARE YOU FATSHAMING ME?! I HAVE MADE THE BESTEST PROGRESS!

Doctor: No I am not shaming you. If you desire a better quality of life and longevity overall, it would be in your best interests to consult an appointed dietician, they will assist yo-

Angry blob: THIS IS FATSHAMING! HOW DARE YOU! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS ANTIJUSTICE! BOLTH ME AND MY FAMILY THINK I HAVE MADE VERY LOTS PROGRESS!

Doctor: [killmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillme]
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Amber is only loud and sarcastic around people she knows and has under her thumb (not Becky). A figure of authority? She'd put her head down, say nothing and when she was back home would make a sad video sitting in her bathroom, trying to squeeze fake tears.

Toxoplasmosis said:
I don't believe Amber went looking for a job. She's just making up stories, as usual. She's happy with life as it is now - waking up in the afternoon, eating out, waddling/scooting around stores, and going to the movies sometimes
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Thank you!
When did she ever tried to get those jobs she talked about in this video?
- When she was living with Kasey, his mom told her to either get a job or go to school. She chose school, enrolled for a semester, got the money (that she "didn't know she had to pay back") and that was that.
- When she was with Kristle, she was too busy enjoying the money Kristle's parents were giving them. According to Amber (which means it might be a lie) K's parents even paid for a personal trainer.
- With Destiny, she was busy forcing her to take her to her job, and bumming there all day. Allegedly Amber was eventually hired part time, and then they moved to KY where she proceeded to leech off Destiny's mother until they moved out. (I suspect she only got a job in KY because she was nagging Destiny about getting their own place, and Destiny probably said that for that to happen they both needed a job).
- She sure as hell didn't try to get a job at Torrid after moving in with Becky. It's a two hour drive each way.
 
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I agree with Long time Lurker that she is only loud and sarcastic around people she knows well. She is afraid, and doesn't know how to talk to normal people. I think that is why she has "phone phobia". She doesn't know how to ask for information or explain what she is calling for.
 
Ellana said:
From our gorl Hambergerlynn I set it to start at 1:16, clip plays until 1:31. It is a somewhat enhanced clip of what the man said
https://youtube.com/watch?v=id=X0AYmpzcEyk;m=1;s=16"I told you you'd probably [like that?]"
"Throw the horseshoes to the bean bags in the hurdle"
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Sounds to me like
"I told her you/they'd probably like that"
"throw the horseshoes and the beanbags at her"

But "at her" might not be directed at Amber. He might be referring to the subject of his first sentence,
"I told her you'd like that"

I dunno, unless he's extremely quick-witted (this is a random fat hick in Kentucky, mind you)
I think the "at her" isn't Amber; it's whoever he was already talking about.

But like I said before it doesn't matter IMO. The fact that she made a whole video about it is hilarious. Quality content from Beanbaggerlynn

e: also just a note for those unfamiliar with the refined traditions of country folk, when you're playing horseshoes you sometimes have beanbags around so little kids can play too (horseshoes are heavy). I'm pretty sure that's the game they're referring to because with cornhole you don't throw horsehoes
 
literally low-key said:
I agree with Long time Lurker that she is only loud and sarcastic around people she knows well. She is afraid, and doesn't know how to talk to normal people. I think that is why she has "phone phobia". She doesn't know how to ask for information or explain what she is calling for.
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Being able to articulate what you want is something you have to practice. You make a phone call, the person on the other end (who is trained to ask probing questions) asks clarifying questions and you eventually get whatever you want. Or you don't. You practice this until you're good enough at it that it becomes second nature. It's part of being an adult and it's something that she should be able to do at almost 30 years old.

ETA: Then again, most of us also receive this training at our jobs in some way or another (through customer service, interaction with our peers/supervisors, etc.). Since Amberlynn clearly cannot hold a job and doesn't know what it's like to be a responsible adult, I don't know why I'm surprised she still acts like a 12 year old who needs an adult to call and make an appointment for her.
 
Seems odd though. She grew up entirely in the foster care system to the point that she aged out. She would've had appointments out the ass and meetings with so many people. If that's not practice, what is?

It's funny that she calls it a phone phobia when her eyeballs and fat fingers are on that phone 20 hours a day. Perhaps "people phobia" would be more appropriate?
 
LordKaT said:
Considering he's in Kentucky, he's far more likely to be using "beanbags" in place of "beaners" to not immediately sound racist than he is to be calling Amber a beanbag.
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Nah, I guarantee he was referring to outdoor games. In rural KY horseshoes and cornhole are reasonably popular outdoor games you'd play getting hammered and having a BBQ. I can recall hearing people refer to cornhole as beanbags. I'm sure it's just a regional thing.
 
SAVE TWINKIE! said:
Seems odd though. She grew up entirely in the foster care system to the point that she aged out. She would've had appointments out the ass and meetings with so many people. If that's not practice, what is?

It's funny that she calls it a phone phobia when her eyeballs and fat fingers are on that phone 20 hours a day. Perhaps "people phobia" would be more appropriate?
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I'd assume (and this is a huge assumption, so someone correct me if I'm wrong) that she had a caseworker scheduling those appointments/meetings for her until she aged out and then she just presumably stopped attending whatever appointments/meetings because nobody was holding her accountable anymore. Unless you're forced to make those appointments yourself you'll never learn how to. Somebody may have told her how to do it at one point and she likely knows how to schedule an appointment (in theory) or place a basic phone call, but it's pretty obvious she doesn't know how to clearly articulate what she wants and expects the person on the other end of the phone to just solve her problem immediately.
 
SAVE TWINKIE! said:
Seems odd though. She grew up entirely in the foster care system to the point that she aged out. She would've had appointments out the ass and meetings with so many people. If that's not practice, what is?
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I'm not picking on you, I swear.

When she was in the foster care system she was taken to appointments by either the social worker or her foster parents. The scheduling was done by the system with no input from Amber.

If you think about it, for most of her life she was told what to do - first the state, then Kasey's mom, then Kristle's parents, and possibly Destiny's relatives when she was living with them.

She was bossed around and tossed from place to place, but never had parenting (teaching responsibility or how to behave in society isn't something you should learn when you get your first job or get to college. Those skills should already be in place long before one is old enough to work).

Edited: and ninja'd by Sweaty chafing thighs.
 
Holden Caulfield said:
Shame is natural for human beings, it's the fucking reason we don't walk around naked in the summer time. Maybe you should try to have some type of shame, AL. You're 500 pounds.
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Until the day comes that she is being rolled around in bed having her fat rolls and vagina cleaned out by home help and/or Becky, nothing will make Big Ham feel shameful.

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Holden Caulfield said:
Shame is natural for human beings
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No, it isn't. Shame is something that has to be taught. Left to their own devices little kids wouldn't wear clothes.
LightEmittingDiode said:
Until the day comes that she is being rolled around in bed having her fat rolls and vagina cleaned out by home help and/or Becky, nothing will make Big Ham feel shameful.
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Not even then, I wager.
 
I think the antidepressants might contributing to her being extra delusional and obnoxious. Antidepressants boost the effects of feel good neurotransmitters in the brain. For many people this can help them go to work, have energy, stop feeling inappropriate feelings of shame and sadness, have more confidence, etc. But in her case I feel like it's basically allowing her to continue full speed on her path of self-destruction, unabated by feelings of self-doubt and fear that would have actually been adaptive and appropriate to her situation.
 
LightEmittingDiode said:
As long she has her vlogging camera.. making duck faces at the camera and chin dabbing as nurses work to lift her massive apron and powder her down
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Making sure to get their faces on camera and upload it anyway because she has 0 respect for anyone's privacy.
 
Citroen said:
I think the antidepressants might contributing to her being extra delusional and obnoxious. Antidepressants boost the effects of feel good neurotransmitters in the brain. For many people this can help them go to work, have energy, stop feeling inappropriate feelings of shame and sadness, have more confidence, etc. But in her case I feel like it's basically allowing her to continue full speed on her path of self-destruction, unabated by feelings of self-doubt and fear that would have actually been adaptive and appropriate to her situation.
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If she has bipolar, like some people on here suspect, would an SSRI even be an appropriate drug for her? Aren't antipsychotics the kind of drug usually given? (Not a doctor IRL or the internet!)

I could see Hamber huffing and puffing her way into a drop-in clinic and saying she was on "this and that" when she was a teenager and the doctors just prescribing her something similar or even the same pill. Lots of American doctors seem to hand out pills like TicTacs, especially to people who have medical coverage. I suspect she is on some sort of Medicare, so the doctors see a sack of money when she waddles in.
 
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