FATAL 2: The Fataling

Stupid-shit decides his life is worth living, and flees deeper into hell
 
No respawning for PCs. Dead PCs stay dead forever. This is GM fiat. I wrote it on page 1. I don't want to play fatal forever, it takes up an inordinate amount of my time.

Sorry @AnOminous, but you're out of the game.
 
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Splendid Meat Sticks said:
No respawning for PCs. Dead PCs stay dead forever. This is GM fiat. I wrote it on page 1. I don't want to play fatal forever, it takes up an inordinate amount of my time.

Sorry @AnOminus, but you're out of the game.
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Now kill the rest of these fuckers too!
 
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Lazy-Carcass flees with the others taking a moment to remember his dementia suffering, perma-vomiting, paranoid schizophrenic, giga-rapie friend whose anus was just not huge enough, he doesn't know what will befall the group next but what he does know is that now he is gone there will be less vomit and rape.

RRIP friend. ;-;7
 
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You guys all manage to outrun the army easily. You are now surrounded by an infinite rain, and bogged down in mud.

Also, now you meet Cerberus.
 
Vlricus confronted by the giant dog has a sneezing fit because of his allergies. He also has the suspicious feeling this is the end of their adventure.
 
Burned Man said:
Vlricus confronted by the giant dog has a sneezing fit because of his allergies. He also has the suspicious feeling this is the end of their adventure.
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I've been trying to kill you guys pretty much since the beginning, but your fucking Delivery Penalties are so low that you basically can't miss your swings, you're all retardedly strong so you one hit most people, and the pbp format forces me to let enemies take their turns last, so I can't get at you guys with a really quick enemy either.
 
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Splendid Meat Sticks said:
I've been trying to kill you guys pretty much since the beginning, but your fucking Delivery Penalties are so low that you basically can't miss your swings, you're all retardedly strong so you one hit most people, and the pbp format forces me to let enemies take their turns last, so I can't get at you guys with a really quick enemy either.
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So FATAL isn't designed to punish the players so much as to punish the GM. It is pretty funny to think our only player fatality so far was rape related.
 
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So FATAL isn't designed to punish the players so much as to punish the GM. It is pretty funny to think our only player fatality so far was rape related.
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Fatal is designed to punish everybody.
It's funny to think that after people gave up on all of the "Dungeon and Dragons will turn our kids into rape monsters who practice dark magic" type rhetoric, someone released fatal, which attempts to do exactly that to its players.
 
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Alrighty then, Stupid-shit attacks the damn dog.
Weapon trick bedazzling
Roll(3d10)-6: 9,9,8,-6 Total:20
Attacks
Roll(3d10)-1:7,8,9,-1 Total:23
Roll(3d10)-1:10,9,9,-1 Total:27
Roll(3d10)+2:10,6,10,+2 Total:28*0.95=26.6*2.34=62.24(rounded to 62 damage)
Roll(3d10)+2:10,10,10,+2 Total:32*0.95=30.4*2.34=71.136(rounded to 71 damage)
If the bedazzle works, then the extra attack from distraction:
Roll(3d10)-1:9,9,9,-1 Total:26
Roll(3d10)+2:9,10,5,+2 Total:26*0.95=24.7*2.34=57.798(rounded to 58 damage)

Splendid Meat Sticks said:
Fatal is designed to punish everybody.
It's funny to think that after people gave up on all of the "Dungeon and Dragons will turn our kids into rape monsters who practice dark magic" type rhetoric, someone released fatal, which attempts to do exactly that to its players.
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Yes, yes it is. Doing calculations like this every time I want to attack something is bad enough, I imagine GMing it must be even worse
Burned Man said:
So FATAL isn't designed to punish the players so much as to punish the GM. It is pretty funny to think our only player fatality so far was rape related.
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Exactly like the first game, the first fatality was sort of rape-related (@Dynastia trying to head-rape a peasant up the ass and then getting attacked by the guard)
 
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Lazy-Carcass bellows "For @an0minous!" and strikes the creature, both weapons lowest fulcrum (5).
 
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Vlricus hurls his short spear at the hellhound like a javelin. "This one's for body bumper!"
 
Cerberus is bleeding heavily, but it manages to bite clean through @Caddchef, killing him instantly. Then Burned Man's spear hits its left head in the eye and penentrates the brain, killing that head.
 
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Vlricus waits for Stupid Shit to make his next attack as a distraction. He will then use its dead head as a blind spot to get around it and jam his magic dildo in it.
 
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Stupid-shit shouts in rage at seeing another friend fall, and continues attacking relentlessly.
Roll(3d10)-1:10,5,10,-1 Total:24
Roll(3d10)-1:9,8,7,-1 Total:23
Roll(3d10)+2:10,9,5,+2 Total:26*0.95=24.7*2.34=57.798(rounded to 58 damage)
Roll(3d10)+2:3,10,10,+2 Total:25*0.95=23.8*2.34=55.692(rounded to 56 damage)
 
I'm actually pretty sure that according to the rules, losing any of your brains causes you to die instantly. It's rather like Dwarf Fortress in that regard.

Anyway...

Circle II: Gluttony


Anyway, you guys trudge out onto a vast plain where it always rains. The rain smells like shit. The ground is muddy. The people here lie on the ground and are blind and don't seem to be aware of each other, although they are aware of you.
 
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