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Vlricus decides to leave the cave and the smell of charred flesh behind and continue journeying with Body-Bumper.
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OOC: Those are the corpses of the last FATAL game...we died in a burning threeway after I killed @Randall Fragg by exploding his nuts with a twin-balled flail of fire and then proceeded to rape @Burned Man 's character (who was a pile of limbs with no torso but still a vagina and ass thanks to magic items) while being humped by the other remaining character..who was on fire...so yeah, burned and sticky.I wonder how a pile of dismembered limbs can be charred AND sticky before giving the place a cursory glance for coin and leaving with the others
Your avatar in an RPG setting makes me think of this..I follow whoever and whine for someone to throw me a club or something.
FATAL meets Dwarf Fortress...nothing could go wrong I'm sure..Alright, you guys travel for several days until you happen upon a large Dwarven fortress. It's built into a mountain. The fortress has a huge gate just sticking out of the mountain and seems to be heavily guarded. Other than the guards, there's nobody around. You're still far enough away that you could just leave if you want, but you could also easily just enter (the Dwarves have inspected you from afar and decided that you're allowed inside.)
FATAL meets Dwarf Fortress...nothing could go wrong I'm sure..
Stupid-shit looks at the others "So what do we do? Do we go in?"
Vlricus looks around,Alright, you guys travel for several days until you happen upon a large Dwarven fortress. It's built into a mountain. The fortress has a huge gate just sticking out of the mountain and seems to be heavily guarded. Other than the guards, there's nobody around. You're still far enough away that you could just leave if you want, but you could also easily just enter (the Dwarves have inspected you from afar and decided that you're allowed inside.)
Upstairs are the living quarters. They're very neatly arranged, and things are just left out in the open, free for anyone to use! These Dwarves are communists!As he is low on funds with which to trade, Lazy-Carcass will explore the fort further in search of a rube to rob (and maybe rape, we're playing Fatal afterall).
lelHipponax follows Lazy-Carcass at a slight distance, asking "Where ya goin whatcha doin?"
The elves are wispy little fucks and can easily be intimidated. I could do a fucking shitton of math to figure out if you can intimidate them, but your bonuses are so high that you'll succeed anyway. You can extort a reasonable sum out of them (3d50 GP) if you want.Stupid-shit walks off to investigate the elves and see if they need some sort of "protection" for their caravan..
WhatI also just learned that because I'm a middle aged dwarf I can morph into a butterfly for 1d10 days.
WHATIIRC that's limited to Brown Dwarves, right?
They're Dwarves that live in Human homes and do shit for them in return for respect or whatever. I think it actually has some basis in mythology, but FATAL just throws in any vaguely European mythology from any time period that they can find and expect it to work, so it's still stupid.WHAT
Right, I'll intimidate the fuck out of them for money.Should I roll the sum or you?Upstairs are the living quarters. They're very neatly arranged, and things are just left out in the open, free for anyone to use! These Dwarves are communists!
lel
The elves are wispy little fucks and can easily be intimidated. I could do a fucking shitton of math to figure out if you can intimidate them, but your bonuses are so high that you'll succeed anyway. You can extort a reasonable sum out of them (3d50 GP) if you want.