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Vlricus decides to leave the cave and the smell of charred flesh behind and continue journeying with Body-Bumper.
FATAL 2: The Fataling
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OOC: Those are the corpses of the last FATAL game...we died in a burning threeway after I killed @Randall Fragg by exploding his nuts with a twin-balled flail of fire and then proceeded to rape @Burned Man 's character (who was a pile of limbs with no torso but still a vagina and ass thanks to magic items) while being humped by the other remaining character..who was on fire...so yeah, burned and sticky.
Your avatar in an RPG setting makes me think of this..
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Alright, you guys travel for several days until you happen upon a large Dwarven fortress. It's built into a mountain. The fortress has a huge gate just sticking out of the mountain and seems to be heavily guarded. Other than the guards, there's nobody around. You're still far enough away that you could just leave if you want, but you could also easily just enter (the Dwarves have inspected you from afar and decided that you're allowed inside.)
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FATAL meets Dwarf Fortress...nothing could go wrong I'm sure..
Stupid-shit looks at the others "So what do we do? Do we go in?"
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Vlricus looks around,
"There better not be any of those honky dwarves here. Those fuckers are always trying to keep me down. But shit I could use a drink right about now. Fuck it let's go." Vlricus proceeds to walk to the fortress doors.
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Lazy-Carcass follows the group to the dwarf fort, a place like that must have a tavern with drunken yokels to shakedown for coin; also beer will help him forget the stench and sights of the magically induced murder-orgy-bonfire he just witnessed.
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As you enter the extremely wide central hall of the fortress, you see two pathways. The first leads to a depot for a large Elven trading caravan, and another one continues on forward. The hallway itself is deserted as far as you can see. Which way will you go?
(Each character decides where they'll go for themselves. This isn't a voting thing.)
(Each character decides where they'll go for themselves. This isn't a voting thing.)
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Stupid-shit walks off to investigate the elves and see if they need some sort of "protection" for their caravan..
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Vlricus walks over to the caravan to peruse their wares and probably complain about shoddy elven craftsmanship.
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Upstairs are the living quarters. They're very neatly arranged, and things are just left out in the open, free for anyone to use! These Dwarves are communists!
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The elves are wispy little fucks and can easily be intimidated. I could do a fucking shitton of math to figure out if you can intimidate them, but your bonuses are so high that you'll succeed anyway. You can extort a reasonable sum out of them (3d50 GP) if you want.
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They're Dwarves that live in Human homes and do shit for them in return for respect or whatever. I think it actually has some basis in mythology, but FATAL just throws in any vaguely European mythology from any time period that they can find and expect it to work, so it's still stupid.
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Right, I'll intimidate the fuck out of them for money.Should I roll the sum or you?