FatBoyGetDown / Steven John Assanti - MASSIVELY Overweight Leech, Proud Useless Asshole, Reality TV "Star", Still not dead via Fat.

[Bunny at Law]

Ya know what, fuck his dad. Justin might be a fat, entitled incel, but it still doesn’t change the fact that he gave a drug addict more drugs. Fuckin’ hell, I’m willing to bet that if John shot a guy in the head, Sr. would help him toss the cadevar down the Rio Grande

Also, what game is that?

Spoiler

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Holy shit, that dad is the most enabling person I've ever seen.

 

[UE 558]

Holy shit, that dad is the most enabling person I've ever seen.

Guessing dad and mom both had some kind of mental disorder and Steven won the genetic lottery

 

[Dirty Harry]

I'm older but I swear, this shit did not exist before the internet.

 

[pepper]

Also, what game is that?

Spoiler

Aegis of Earth: Protonovus Assault.

 

[UE 558]

I'm older but I swear, this shit did not exist before the internet.

Sure it did, we just never knew about it outside of the occasional news story

Aegis of Earth: Protonovus Assault.

Good eye, mah nigga

Lol, here’s one where Dr. Now tells him he smells like dog shit

 

[eggnog fan #83]

Lol, here’s one where Dr. Now tells him he smells like dog shit

Clearly still pain pill crazy. Nodding off and itchy and shit. I bet 30mg oxycodone he & his family make an appearance on an intervention show once the fat dries up.

In all seriousness, that last episode he was on where he was tearing his own hair out because they cut him off the opioids was kinda hard to watch... partly because he's such a whiny fucking baby, but mostly because they captured the essence of a junkie pretty well. I've been maybe a tenth of the way there in terms of addiction, and have had friends/coworkers who had it worse. Opioid withdrawal is misery.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Today's the day, gents.
Here's hoping it was worth the wait.

Any predictions for what happens on tonight's episode?

 

[UE 558]

Today's the day, gents.
Here's hoping it was worth the wait.

Any predictions for what happens on tonight's episode?

Justin gets arrested for lolicon possession

 

[Karl der Grosse]

The father makes all sorts of excuses for both sons' bad behavior. Especially Stephen's shockingly sociopathic behavior.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Today's the day, gents.
Here's hoping it was worth the wait.

Any predictions for what happens on tonight's episode?

Judging by a recent comment I saw on Justin's Facebook page, I imagine him and Steven are going to get into a big fight that officially leads to them severing ties with each other.

 

[UE 558]

I heard somewhere that there are early episode leaks, anyone have a mirror of one?

 

[Salubrious]

Today's the day, gents.
Here's hoping it was worth the wait.

Any predictions for what happens on tonight's episode?

It's been on TLC Go for a week now, so I've already seen it.

 

[Barbarella]

I predict many disgusting flameouts, pizza binges, psycho behavior, and as many shots of his foot that they can successfully get.

 

[Jack Awful]

This is allegedly a pic from next weeks episode on the Assanti brothers again..

If it's real.. looks like he lost some weight.

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He somehow looks obese and emaciated at the same time.

 

[UE 558]

He somehow looks obese and emaciated at the same time.

He looks like a sentient scrotum

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I predict many disgusting flameouts, pizza binges, psycho behavior, and as many shots of his foot that they can successfully get.

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That's not a foot...that's a T-Rex hindquarter.

 

[Angrybirdsfan]

There was an interview with Dr Phil that FatBoyGetDown appeared in.

 

[UE 558]

I remember hearing that Justin likes Monster Hunter, I wonder if it’s because some of the uglier monsters look like his brother

 

[JuniperFalls]

I predict many disgusting flameouts, pizza binges, psycho behavior, and as many shots of his foot that they can successfully get.

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[Shudder] What the hell is wrong with his skin? Is that fungal growth, or is that what happens to human skin when it's been stretched far beyond normal limits?

 

[Salubrious]

[Shudder] What the hell is wrong with his skin? Is that fungal growth, or is that what happens to human skin when it's been stretched far beyond normal limits?

Both.

Think about how bad Steven has to smell for Dr. Now to comment on it in multiple seasons. If Steven took a shower every other day or even every third day, Dr. Now probably would be noseblind to it. Instead Steven showers so infrequently that an experienced surgeon can smell him.