FatBoyGetDown / Steven John Assanti - MASSIVELY Overweight Leech, Proud Useless Asshole, Reality TV "Star", Still not dead via Fat.

[misterduckford]

I not only hope he dies, I hope his last moments are filled with choking, gasping, tunnel vision, then a repetition of the first few, ad nauseum; perhaps even throw in one of those Ebinezer Scrooge realizations/montages - only for him to die anyways. That, however, would mean there's justice in the universe, and we all know better...

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Come on, COVID, you can do this! You've already rid this world of Bashuverse, just do it one more time.

 

[Snusmumriken]

I’m shocked he even noticed the COVID symptoms. Deathfats already have trouble breathing, no sense of taste, chronic fatigue etc. Seeing as his constant abuse of painkillers also probably slows his respiration, it would surprise me if having COVID felt any different to him than normal.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

‘My 600-Lb. Life’ Steve Assanti Hospitalized: Seeks Prayers

‘My 600-Lb. Life’ cast member Steve Assanti seeks prayers as he’s been hospitalized. What is wrong with him?

www.tvshowsace.com

Forgive me for not being able to figure out how to post a link but apparently the homie has covid/pneumonia. This could be it.

He's going to make it and there will still be people claiming muh coof is v v serious and dangerous

 

[JustStopDude]

How old is this guy?

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

If by dumb luck he makes it, he's still going to be dealing with the post covid effects.

 

[RembrandtCourage]

How does that creature have a wife

By trapping her in his gravitational pull of course. It was naturally a matter of time until he got COVID the same way and hopefully soon, the reaper.

 

[Walmart Kart]

if this guy lives through it I think we can officially declare this "pandemic" over, but actually for real this time

 

[Ruin]

How old is this guy?

He looks 50 but he's 28 or 29 I believe.

 

[A Useless Fish]

On one hand, he's a horrendous, horrible excuse of a human being and has had this coming for a long fucking time.

On the other hand, if the wu flu can't kill him, then it proves this whole pandemic thing has been one of the biggest frauds in history.

Either way....eh, we kinda win!

 

[The Cunting Death]

‘My 600-Lb. Life’ Steve Assanti Hospitalized: Seeks Prayers

‘My 600-Lb. Life’ cast member Steve Assanti seeks prayers as he’s been hospitalized. What is wrong with him?

www.tvshowsace.com

Forgive me for not being able to figure out how to post a link but apparently the homie has covid/pneumonia. This could be it.

Yeah he's gonna die

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

How old is this guy?

Too old. He should have been shot for being such an asshole earlier on.

 

[Penis]

If he dies his dad is gunna have to take out another mortgage on a coffin

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

If he dies his dad is gunna have to take out another mortgage on a coffin

Better still. Go all "Gilbert Grape" and just burn down the house with him in it. The fat alone would keep that fire going for at least 2-3 days until literally nothing was left of him.

 

[Sanshain]

DIE YOU FAT MONSTER. DIE.

 

[Homer Simpson]

‘My 600-Lb. Life’ Steve Assanti Hospitalized: Seeks Prayers

‘My 600-Lb. Life’ cast member Steve Assanti seeks prayers as he’s been hospitalized. What is wrong with him?

www.tvshowsace.com

Forgive me for not being able to figure out how to post a link but apparently the homie has covid/pneumonia. This could be it.

Wait, is this the guy that Metokur made a video about where he was "laughing" at tax payers for keeping him alive?

 

[Thumb Butler]

They need to seek a lot of prayers to keep this nasty tub of lard alive.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

I don't know, man. Covid has failed to turn two 700 pound deathfats into deadfats. Two!

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

He’s too much of an asshole to die, hatred and spite will preserve him.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

Wait, is this the guy that Metokur made a video about where he was "laughing" at tax payers for keeping him alive?

I don't know about Metokur but yes, this pig did make a video mocking taxpayers.