FatBoyGetDown / Steven John Assanti - MASSIVELY Overweight Leech, Proud Useless Asshole, Reality TV "Star", Still not dead via Fat.

purpleboy said:
Ya know what, fuck his dad. Justin might be a fat, entitled incel, but it still doesn’t change the fact that he gave a drug addict more drugs. Fuckin’ hell, I’m willing to bet that if John shot a guy in the head, Sr. would help him toss the cadevar down the Rio Grande

Also, what game is that?
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This has me so mad at the internet, I gotta get my A-Log on.

purpleboy said:
Sure it did, we just never knew about it outside of the occasional news story


Good eye, mah nigga

Lol, here’s one where Dr. Now tells him he smells like dog shit
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If I was Stevens father, I’d rent a flat bed and haul his ass to the nearest car wash. Then I’d charge people five bucks to spray him with a high pressure hose while I castigate him for stealing his brother’s pain pills.

Then on the days he really gets under my skin, I’d find a fire fighter who’s down on his luck and pay him to lose track of a fire hose and a hydrant wrench for a few minutes. Then I’d haul him to the hospital and try to suppress my laughter as Dr. Now puzzles out why his skin has turned a bright shade of pink.
 
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Tiny Clanger said:
Both his adult sons still need full financial support, whether it's paying for Pathetic Fat Kid's pretend toyshop, or Complete Fucking Nutball Fat Kid's demanding anything and everything NOW, from food to taxis to the necessary $$$$ to purchase a temporary wife from the local stripper dive in his fruitless bid for TV stardom.
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What I want to know is where the hell is the father getting all this money from? He doesn't seem to have a luxurious career, yet all these episodes have shown him spending decent amounts of cash and having a lot of free time on his hands.
 
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LordofCringe7206 said:
What I want to know is where the hell is the father getting all this money from? He doesn't seem to have a luxurious career, yet all these episodes have shown him spending decent amounts of cash and having a lot of free time on his hands.
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I imagine the show pays for some of the expenses. But outside of that, I’d be shocked if they didn’t get SSDi.
 
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thismanlies said:
I imagine the show pays for some of the expenses. But outside of that, I’d be shocked if they didn’t get SSDi.
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As far as I know they only get money from an appearance fee (originally $1,000 but now $1,500), relocation fee ($2500), and for the initial surgery.
 
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HiddenFist said:
As far as I know they only get money from an appearance fee (originally $1,000 but now $1,500), relocation fee ($2500), and for the initial surgery.
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I imagine the surgery is astronomically expensive. But four grand to move to Houston and have a camera crew watch you be a quarter ton fatass in your own home?
 
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So did they say how much Steven weighs now??????

And I bet Steven gets a lot more than $1,000 for his appearance on the show now or he has the worst marketing agent in the history of television.
 
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toad_has_autism said:
So did they say how much Steven weighs now??????

And I bet Steven gets a lot more than $1,000 for his appearance on the show now or he has the worst marketing agent in the history of television.
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During his check up at the beginning of the episode, he was somewhere in the 520's.

However at the end of the episode during the second check up, he apparently put on over thirty pounds. So he's back to gaining weight.
 
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Warsmith Kroeger said:
Aaaaaa got to wait for it to come on YouTube
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Other options are DailyMotion or ProjectFreeTV, but as of now they only have s06 e20 (from May 15) up.

If you're looking for it on Youtube, it's easier to search via a search engine like Duckduckgo and narrow it down to 'pastweek' or 'past day' The results include other video hosting sites too.
 
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KeepHopeAlive said:
The dad didn't buy the drug addict Steven more drugs, he stole them from Justin.
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Sorry, I meant to write bring, but yeah, the nigger took painkillers away from his recently discharged son and gave them to a drug addict...what a guy.

Justin’s a bastard too though and the thing that irks me most about him is how he likes to act like he’s so much better than Steven even though he behaves just like him in many ways.

Hell he’s actually a bit worse in the sense that he ran the fuck away instead of just asking Nowazardan for an appointment on a different day like a fucking adult.

Steven’s a piece of shit, but Justin’s just a pathetic coward.
 
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Word is there will be yet another Assanti episode, but maybe just included in one of the “where are they now” follow up thing. Guess that’s when we will get to see how many different narcotics were in his tox screen.

Steven’s new ho in Iowa, or wherever, might actually get a few minutes on TV for having to experience the Assanti odor of yeast and ass.
 
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KeepHopeAlive said:
The dad didn't buy the drug addict Steven more drugs, he stole them from Justin.
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That is completely effed up. I thought steven did it but then i saw how the dad treated justin just because justin spoke his mind to steven. The dad was more upset about justin being rude ( which he wasnt in my opinion) than he was about the drugs being missing.

In the end it doesn't matter who took them, bcuz they were ingested by steven and dad obviously is quite ok with that- even if it caused justin physical pain to have to recover without them.
 
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