I honestly don't know why video game companies don't license Steven's image for their monsters. It'd be like House of Wax where the only reason why people watched that movie was to see Paris Hilton die. I guarantee people would buy a mediocre zombie shooter if it meant fighting him in a boss battle.
Dear god, he must be unspeakably vile if Dr Now is commenting on it. Dr Now has had a endless conga line of rank, rotting flesh through his office so his nose must be made of cast iron by now. If Dr Now says Assanti smells bad, it almost implies a certain amount of perverse effort on Assanti's part.
Oh wow, um...the teeth. On the show, he still had (the front ones). I'm guessing ingesting enough Fentanyl to kill several adult pachyderms will wreak havoc on the dental front.
And is this...a cope? Larry Busboy does the same thing. Both of them know they're repulsive. They know everyone hates them and that they're the biggest shitheads in the US. Yet you lean in on showing off the teeth? And the bad hygiene?
Who's the slam pig with him? Is that his drug addled prostiwife? I thought they were getting a divorce?
Oh wow, um...the teeth. On the show, he still had (the front ones). I'm guessing ingesting enough Fentanyl to kill several adult pachyderms will wreak havoc on the dental front.
And is this...a cope? Larry Busboy does the same thing. Both of them know they're repulsive. They know everyone hates them and that they're the biggest shitheads in the US. Yet you lean in on showing off the teeth? And the bad hygiene?
Who's the slam pig with him? Is that his drug addled prostiwife? I thought they were getting a divorce?
He blamed too many sodas for his janky teeth falling out and not the fact he doesn’t brush his teeth, eats nothing but pizza and rinses his mouth with soda...oh and the life long addiction to all sorts.
He looks like a Rhode Island extra for the Tiger King. Put him in a cage and show that beast off.
It is his “massage therapist” wife, Stephanie. They are still living together and make tiktoks and go live. Notice how she didn’t even flinch when he dropped the n bomb?
It’s true love tho, she’s totally not it in it for the pills.
I liked it when he was living in a van down by the river. I wish that 'wife' of his would hurry up and boot him out, I'm really looking forward to a good homeless saga.
