Favorite Chris call?

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Finally would be the final Kacey call. I occasionally go through the Kacey call library, but the final one is great just for the last ten minutes where she verbally nails Chris to a wall and pretty much covers what I imagine every woman he ever creeped on would like to say to his smug gob.


I can't find that last Kacey call anywhere on youtube. I've read the transcript only. Anyone know where I can listen to it?
 
I also enjoy the Julie Reveals Herself call and its prelude, if only because it shows there are far worse people in this world than Chris, and is probably the only time I've legitimately felt sorry for him (besides his house burning down)

You know, from Chris's own point of view, I don't think what Max did to him was really that life-scarring. Him driving to Ohio to find a bitchy black woman in the house, I'd think that was far more life-scarring. Same with the trio of prostitutes that arrived at his house. That would be pretty embarrassing and life-scarring.

I've never actually listened to the Julie Reveals herself call though, so maybe the emotion in Chris's voice is there. I just can't stand the fake voice Max puts on.
 
You know, from Chris's own point of view, I don't think what Max did to him was really that life-scarring. Him driving to Ohio to find a bitchy black woman in the house, I'd think that was far more life-scarring. Same with the trio of prostitutes that arrived at his house. That would be pretty embarrassing and life-scarring.

I've never actually listened to the Julie Reveals herself call though, so maybe the emotion in Chris's voice is there. I just can't stand the fake voice Max puts on.

We know that nothing phases Chris for long; a week of crashing into slumber and he's good as new again. He got over Julie pretty fast, and if his writings are to be believed, he enjoyed the Ohio trip as a great adventure. Hell, even with those prostitutes, he tried to get of their numbers in some forlorn attempt at completing his fuckquest.

What I pity him for, at least with regards to the Julie saga, is being manipulated into shoving his plastic medallions up his ass and almost intentionally burning his house down, among other things. That's fucked up, regardless of the long-term effects (if any) it had on Chris.
 
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I'm no badass, I'm just a sperg that hoarded and saved and bunch of shit. I'm the Barb of CWC audio and Asperpedia comics.
I like the Jack Thaddeus calls. I actually think his voice is funny. The part where Jack reacts to Chris describing CWCville is hilarious:
Chris: The police of CWCville have their own capabilities. They have their own weapons and tanks and everything, but they can only-
Jack: Tanks? Why would the police need tanks? Why do police need tanks?
Chris: Well, I mean the army-
Jack: Why's the army- Why is the army in CWC- Is CWCville under martial law?
And I'm going to be honest, but I do laugh at the prequel to Julie reveals herself and the actual call. Bluespike telling Chris to cut himself, burn his house down and shove the medallion up his ass isnt't funny and I turn it off before then, but there are some real gems before it that I think get overlooked.
Chris:Julie, I want- I lo- I love you and I want you, but also put so much investment in my own Playstation account and uh, Sonichuandrosechu.com.
 
There is a certain call that I remember between ABL and Chris that I remember all too well. It involved talking about how Chris believes that in an alternate universe, there really is a Toontown. That happens to be my favorite, considering it made Chris look even crazier than usual.

IIRC Thats the 5th or 2nd call I believe.

Edit: 2nd Call.
 
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I love the ABL calls. Especially the parts where Alec points out something really, incredibly stupid or hypocritcal, explains why, and Chris just falters. It's amazing, you can often hear when he realises why he's wrong, but then either backpeddles ("Well, I did not mean that."), sighs and says he's tired, or tries to get out of the call.
 
The Kacey's Father calls were amazing, it just shows how much of an arsehole Chris is.

But there's something that i love about the Alec calls; the fact that Chris was being an arsehole, and pretty much a troll towards Alec. Chris will always play either as a badass motherfucker or as a victim. However that time the roles were reversed, Alec being the "victim" and Chris being the Troll. Alec exlained him why Chris was wrong and why all the things that happened to him was because of his own fault, for being an egoistic arse. Chris sort of understood that, but he still couldn't comprehend the idea that somebody else could be the "victim" and make him look bad, make him look like a bully. Something like that happens with the Liquid calls as well.
 
Is it wrong of me to admit that while I'm playing games like Minecraft or Elder Scrolls on my PC I sometimes have a playlist of the Father Call and all the Alec calls playing on a tab in the background?

Those calls are the perfect examples of Chris in a nutshell. His mannerisms, his lies, his separation from the world around him, etc.
 
Is it wrong of me to admit that while I'm playing games like Minecraft or Elder Scrolls on my PC I sometimes have a playlist of the Father Call and all the Alec calls playing on a tab in the background?

The cool, calm and devilishly handsome voices of Matthew Devoria and Alex Benson Leary juxtaposed against the whiny, screechy pre-pubescent voice of Chris? Not at all.
 
I've been thinking about this since yesterday. And I admit I'm not quite the Christorian many of you are. However the father call is an easy winner for me. Some of the Alec calls are good because it kind of gives more insight into Chris' identity and we get great demonstrations that Chris does not get the concepts of give and take being central to compromise. to Chris it is as simple as "this is how I want it... [five minutes later] why isn't it the way I want it?" I thought the Jack Thaddeus calls really and humorously tried to drive this point home ferociously. Saying stuff like "Chris I don't have to negotiate with you. You have nothing to offer me that I need. To negotiate you need some kind of leverage, something from you that I want an so far you aren't giving me shit. That's business." and then each time Chris would muddle back to i imagine his hand scribbled notes/script of how the conversation should go according to his mind, "I hoped as mature adults professionals we could reach an agreement... a compromise. Jack: "NO."
 
Tweaking Chris by exposing him to his own inconsistencies is always great. Normally, when Chris deals with the world, he's constantly wriggling to be correct. If he can get a 1% chance that he might be correct, he'll take it and he'll believe. And I don't think he has any subconscious thought that the truth might be that he's wrong or anything either. I think he's just slow, and doesn't have the brainpower to think about the subject deeply enough to change his beliefs. So he just says fuck it, and takes the convenient belief.

So, (and I think I've used this example before), when Chris gets taken down by cops, he thinks "hey, a cop is just a man, right? and not all men are strong, so there's a chance I can escape!" and he resists unyieldingly until they actually cuff him (or he gets too exhausted to keep trying, either or). Hell, remember that meme, "I can break these cuffs"? Chris might realize that he can't break metal (y'know, transformers might tip him off to that fact), but then again... maybe he doesn't realize it. Heh, basically, I wouldn't count out Chris yelling and trying to break his handcuffs.

So when you actually do get Chris into a situation where, logically, he cannot be right, it's so great. I forget which call it was from (Alec probably knows, because we're always laughing about this), but someone got Chris into a corner, where he cannot be right, and he just says "wait... what???" Like he was so startled by the fact that he might be wrong. It blew his mind. You can almost hear the gears turning in his head. It's pretty great.
 
The Alec call where Chris pretends to be Barb.

Chris: Uh, excuse me a moment. Yes? [Chris walks away from the phone and does a horrible impression of his mother] Hey! Hey Christian, listen. I need you to go clean up kitty's poo in the kitchen. Oh, okay mom, I'll take care of it. And let the kitty out, would ya? Sure, I'll be right out there. [Chris comes back to the phone]Uh, yeah, my mom's telling me I've gotta go clean up kitty's poo, I've gotta go, so uh... Is there a number I can call you back at? So I can talk to you later?

Kitty's poo? For fuck sake, Chris. TALK LIKE AN ADULT! :twisted:

Thanks for the recomendation. Forget Father Call, this is my favorite call yet. :)
 
I forget which call it was from (Alec probably knows, because we're always laughing about this), but someone got Chris into a corner, where he cannot be right, and he just says "wait... what???"
There's at least a dozen calls where that happens. If we made a CWC drinking game "drink everytime Chris says 'wait...what'" would definately be on there.
 
There's at least a dozen calls where that happens. If we made a CWC drinking game "drink everytime Chris says 'wait...what'" would definately be on there.
I'd be completely wasted in half an hour.

But yeah, I think Alec and I have a particular instance that we're always laughing at. I don't know, I'll ask him.
 
And I'm going to be honest, but I do laugh at the prequel to Julie reveals herself and the actual call. Bluespike telling Chris to cut himself, burn his house down and shove the medallion up his ass isnt't funny and I turn it off before then, but there are some real gems before it that I think get overlooked.

Can we just take a sec to look at this:

Max: [inaudible] never, ever [inaudible] [something about not giving the PSN and Yahoo back, presumably]
Chris: Ahhhhh! Uhh, MAAAAAAAX! NO!
Max: No? Why no?
Chris: Because it's taken so much- I've invested a whole lot of time and effort into!
Max: So?
Chris: Yeah, you're stealing that from me! [very stressed sigh]
Max: You'll never defeat me. How? How are you now? Just tell me.
Chris: [sigh] Look, you want me show you, you want me to show you my dick? [pause] Ahh.
 
Can we just take a sec to look at this:
Chris seems waaaaaaaay to eager to show his dick.
Also, I think one of these days I'll make an abridged version of the Kacey calls. Cut out all the bullshit and leave in the gems, like this one (which is like 5 seconds into the call BTW):
Chris: Yeah, so uh, okay, let me go and get my main questions I had written down in my little notebook out of the way. Um...
Kacey: Oh, you have questions? Yeah, go ahead and ask them.
Chris: Yeah. Okay, this is an important one. You don't have any STDs, do you?
All the questions after that are basically "what's your favorite movie and toys?"
 
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