Favorite Chris Moments

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How much of Chris's chimp-outs on cam were because of troll manipulation versus his genuine reactions? Null mentioned that he'd be goaded into making a video in response to being called out by a troll, and was basically told how he should behave. I don't believe it was scripted or anything though (Chris can't remember lines for shit), but he might've been encouraged to ham it up.

It still might be amazing. Let's throw bricks in his windows.

Honestly, I've known a good amount of kids who were on the spectrum that didn't get nearly the same amount of shit thrown at them as others, simply because they were still good people and knew when to not react to bullying. Chris was probably an arrogant little shithead to all the JERKS in the hallways. Apparently, someone shouted "SONIC IS DEAD!" to him while he was passing through which prompted him to yell back "NO HE'S NOT!!!" in response.
 
Jesus Christ, I thought I knew about CWC but nope, I did not. There's ... so much more to learn. I'm not sure I really want to dig any deeper and yet... it's oddly compelling?
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytmjUTwQ2Nw
Chris doing something resembling a push-up 30 times, set to Eye of The Tiger, which was no doubt a massive physical effort, almost on par with moving 10 ton doghouses and lifting up 50 lb soda cans.
Haha it’s more like floor humping. And the fact that he starts to gas out at 15 “push-ups”, with the last ten looking more like a well fed harbor seal climbing on to dock.
 
Don't know if this counts since it's Chris in the comic, but the moment in Director Amenities where he screams "I am a man!" before brutally assaulting someone cracks me up.
It was that onanistic scene where he makes out with Meg from Family Guy, right?

I like that Meg was actually Sylvana in disguise (for no reason at all) and says "NOW THIS IS TROLLING". Because trolling is tricking someone, just because, and then not even telling anyone or doing fuck all about it ever.

Chris is probably the most trolled person in internet's history and to this day the goddamn idiot still doesn't really understand what trolling even is.
 
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I think it was because it was mentioned how Matt was a Marine. Chris thinks that saying he was proud to be an American (despite making a video mocking the biggest terror attack in US history) that he would pull a fast one on Matt.

One of the things I actually find downright offensive about Chris was right after this he says that he's never left the United States, as if that was something to be proud about.

More on topic, in the Ivy Q&A, Ivy says that Chris has a hard time understanding how continents work ( and I think Bob has said something similar in the past, but can't find a source on that).
 
One of the things I actually find downright offensive about Chris was right after this he says that he's never left the United States, as if that was something to be proud about.

More on topic, in the Ivy Q&A, Ivy says that Chris has a hard time understanding how continents work ( and I think Bob has said something similar in the past, but can't find a source on that).
He probably thinks they're all connected by giant bridges or some stupid shit. The guy was amazed by a roadtrip to Cleveland, Ohio. Imagine sending him to NYC. He'd be staring up at the tall buildings like a fucking tourist.
 
Chris: I have not played with Pokémon for years, sir!

Matthew: Okay, so what do you play with?

Chris: Hmph.

Matthew: You denied Pokeyman, but you didn't deny video games.

Chris: Okay, yeah, I, okay, I have, I have, I have played some Gui-, I have played some Guitar Hero.

Matthew: Guitar Hero.

Chris: Yeah.

Matthew: What the hell is that?

Chris: I have to stand, I have to stand up to play, I have to stand up and play gitar.

Matthew: You have to stand up to play guitar! Oh, wow! That's… why don't you… that's just pathetic. You think that's exercise? Do you play a real guitar? I think the real Chris could play a real guitar.

Chris: [indignant] I work, I work hard for my father in his, in his gar-, in his gar-, in his garden! I pulled weeds! Those weeds are very hard to pull!
 
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