Favorite Chris Moments

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Chris thinking he was outsmarting the trolls by smashing his own ps3 for the reward money is golden. It proves just how stupid he is and the autism is just an excuse for that, he even got tricked into releasing 3 videos of him doing that so the trolls got it all for free with no effort.
 
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Victory Rockout

AHH YEAH FOLKS, He's back in action, and he's gonna bring you all down.
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Never see anyone bring this video up. Probably for good reason, but it's still kinda funny.
 
Chris' elaborate effort trying to rape Kacey was I think shows the real Chris. Nobody really takes notice of this because he was being trolled and thought his plan to get her to 14BC was working just as he had planned.
 
troon patrol said:
Chris' elaborate effort trying to rape Kacey was I think shows the real Chris. Nobody really takes notice of this because he was being trolled and thought his plan to get her to 14BC was working just as he had planned.
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Chris's notion of what does and does not work as a disguise is comedic. I agree with the people who speculate that Chris has Prosopagnosia, and would take it one step further: Due to his autism impairing his ability to comprehend how other people think, he thinks that they're just as easily fooled as he is.
 
Underrated would be the JenkinsJinkies stuff. We were treated to such antics as Chris pretending to be a 14-year-old by wearing a towel over his head as disguise (while also wearing a t-shirt that showed off his voluptuous gynecomastia,) using the word "China" to mean vagina and still believing he could legitimately pass as someone else, the PS3 smashing, and of course the Coffee Place article, which no one will ever be able to decipher the true meaning behind.
 
Vendetta said:
Underrated would be the JenkinsJinkies stuff. We were treated to such antics as Chris pretending to be a 14-year-old by wearing a towel over his head as disguise (while also wearing a t-shirt that showed off his voluptuous gynecomastia,) using the word "China" to mean vagina and still believing he could legitimately pass as someone else, the PS3 smashing, and of course the Coffee Place article, which no one will ever be able to decipher the true meaning behind.
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Let's not forget JJ's gay encounter stories and how the PS3 money was given to Liquid Chris instead.
 
Vendetta said:
Underrated would be the JenkinsJinkies stuff. We were treated to such antics as Chris pretending to be a 14-year-old by wearing a towel over his head as disguise (while also wearing a t-shirt that showed off his voluptuous gynecomastia,) using the word "China" to mean vagina and still believing he could legitimately pass as someone else, the PS3 smashing, and of course the Coffee Place article, which no one will ever be able to decipher the true meaning behind.
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The best thing about JenkinsJinkies was Chris’ elaborate backstory about how he had all these gay experiences and still came out straight... oh and by coincidence he lived right across the street from Chris.

It was the most well-written piece of fiction Chris has ever created.
 
Detrogen said:
The best thing about JenkinsJinkies was Chris’ elaborate backstory about how he had all these gay experiences and still came out straight... oh and by coincidence he lived right across the street from Chris.

It was the most well-written piece of fiction Chris has ever created.
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And he tried to scare people by claiming to have encountered the ghosts of Patti and young Christopher while lurking around Chris' house.
 
Francis E. Dec Esc. said:
And he tried to scare people by claiming to have encountered the ghosts of Patti and young Christopher while lurking around Chris' house.
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Don’t forget where he shilled his custom video game creations and tried to pretend Chris was a genuine threat with Bob’s threat along with pretending to panic over Sony finding them all.
 
The ONE time Chris-Chan made a clever comeback.
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I think one of the underrated Chris moments came when he was interviewed by BraveryJerk, and Chris did not know what the word "Oppressed" was until it was described to him. After completing high school and having some college, most students have a stronger vocabulary. Chris got a degree for basic design, did nothing with it, and just regressed. And I thought not finding austrailia on a map was the limit for Chris' learning development.
 
Maxliam said:
You mean every video of his?


I think what makes Matt so hilarious is he reacts like a normal person would if Chris tried to date their daughter. He has no job in his late 20's, lives with his parents, doesn't even work out or read as someone who has nothing but time to do such. Chris literally shows why the YangGang Neetbucks won't work out the way people think. A lot of lazy ass people like Chris will just spend the money frivolously, get into credit card debt, and be worse off.
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Chris should actually be considered some form of retarded, it's not fair at all to point to him as the reason why Neetbucks 4 all wouldn't work.
Lazy ass people will be lazy either way, letting them survive in squalor without needing to scam or bother other people to do so is a benefit. You don't want Chris working at your local Wendy's, do you? What about the lazy shitstains who are too uncaring to wash their hands after shitting, and literally don't care about anything at work. If we give them Neetbucks they can waste away at home, which would improve the average worker's attitude and skill significantly since only people that want to do more than survive on ramen will get a job at that point. Less competition for shitty jobs, less shitty people working and interacting with society, and the neets get to be happy wasting their lives in shit apartments living on cheap food and spending all day on the internet, walled off from the real world they wouldn't be helping either way.

If you think it's a shitty plan, sure it might be, but it's not shitty for filtering out the kind of people who want to be neet that badly from the rest of society. There would be more lolcows and more people like Chris, for sure, and that doesn't have to be a bad thing.
 
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Super Colon Blow said:
....... bruh. How many showers did you take after that?

Are you willing to go into details? I've never had a Twitter account and rarely look at his blatherings on there.
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I don't know exactly where it is, but it was something along the line of Chris tweeting me referring to my username here on the farms that he's watching me.
 
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