Favorite Chris Moments

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Owlman3 said:
1. When Chris brought up how his dad was a technical engineer and how he got patents...during sexting with Kacey in their first call.
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There’s like no segue whatsoever into that. Chris always felt the need to mention Bob and his accomplishments whenever he spoke to a prospective heartsweet. I guess the severe lack of his own success forced him to play up his father’s. I wonder if Bob ever went “Dang it Christian! At your age, I’d already been married once, served in a war, and had several patents under my belt!”

Considering Chris mentioned Bob “starting a lot of arguments” before, it’s fairly likely that he brought this up before and Chris didn’t comprehend his father’s concerns as usual.
 
[mod edit: this was another thread, "What Chris moments made you shit yourself laughing," that was merged into this one]

Alright, this one has probably been done a few times before but stay with me on this one. It's fascinating to learn other people's opinions.
Personally, there are two instances that make me want to make some dirty, crapped briefs. First one is the utterly perfect aligning of circumstances that led Chris to be cucked by a pickle. The utterly astounding amount of imagination and the efforts that the group must have gone through not only to make the trip to Chris with everything in place, but also the absolutely brilliant execution of such an utterly hysterical concept makes me laugh whenever I hear the recording. Maybe I'm giving too much credit, but the entire prank is something that just resonates with me. The thought of Chris stress sighing and moaping on his drive home after he's been cucked by pillow gives me a nice smile. Second one is whenever Chris gets mad to the point that his eyes are partially bulging out of his head. No idea why this of all things I find so funny, but seeing Chris' eyes bulge just gets me laughing every time. Maybe it is just the manifestation of pure, unfiltered autistic wrath that makes this so funny to me.
Anywho, those are mine, looking forward to seeing what else makes people laugh other than Chris's entire existence.
 
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When him and clyde cash settled their differences through bloodsport.
 
Im on my phone and thought this was titled "What Chris Moment Makes You Shit Yourself And Do Nothing?" And I wanted to say all of them.
 
That part of the Ivy interview when she said Chris literally shit his bed in terror when he thought Clyde Cash was coming to murder him. He dressed up a teddy bear in his bed with sunglasses as a decoy, and then he hid under a pile of stuffed animals. I know Chris must have been scared, but it's just so absurdly hilarious.
It's the kind of thing a very young child would do in fear of the boogeyman. But the story only comes from a secondhand source, so maybe it's too good to be true.
 
Gobbling down a microwaved pizza to own Fatman.

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