Favorite Chris Moments

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It's always puzzled me how Chris measured his four-inch diameter baaaaaawls. (And does he mean each ball, or the whole scrotum?) If you're that interested, measuring a cock is easy enough, but bollocks are a bit different.
 
I think he did a water volume displacement measurement with complex mathematical theorems. He bragged about being good at math ya know.
 
Where's that clip of him where he opens it with something like "I'm a 28 year old virgin, my life ain't getting any better?"

That's probably the most self aware that Chris has ever been.
 
Him giving birth to the “beautiful baby girl bear.”

I want that creep-ass “I love you” sound as a ring tone.
 
The Hobgoblin said:
are there any photos of this?
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Standing up to sockhead and telling him to fuck off last year when he seemed to be making the journey to ruckersvile. That coupled with how he's acting now towards him is like that moment when you can give the dog a treat because it's finally learning not to piss on the floor
 
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