Favorite Trolls

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Who is your favorite troll?

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Liquid, because so much of the hilarity came from Chris' ego and his overestimation of his own abilities. That being said, I also liked Jimmy Hill, purely because as a Britfag, I'm familiar with him from TV and the idea that he would take time out to troll a loser with a shitty webcomic is hilarious to me.
 
CätPärty said:
Sticking with god.
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Liquid did a great imitation and the Singstar Challenge was a lot of fun. But, dressing up in a pickle suit and stealing Chris's date? That's seriously hilarious.
 
Himself of course. But since that isn't an option, I picked Liquid for the sheer hilarity of making Chris compete against "himself" to decide who was the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler and end up losing.

Though Miyamoto is a very close second for me.
 
Satan said:
One might argue Barb's a master troll for birthing him, the King of Cows. Child of Man(child).
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This. Barb is most likely the biggest influence in his life (I know my only parent is mine) and all Barb wants to do is have things handed to her and :snorlax: :qsand: thus Chris followed that example.
Kids always try to do stupid things because they don't know any better, it's up to the parents who do know better to set the example and set down rules/consequences. Human do's and don'ts are not really that difficult a subject: don't hump JULAY dolls and upload it to the web, don't sit around playing vidya all day leeching tugboat. DO get a job, DO have good hygiene, etc. So yeah, Barb is probably his biggest troll ever since she set the stage of Lolio and JULAYet and others like Liquid and Clyde are just dudes with a few lines of dialogue in the play that is Chris's life.
 
Maybe Chris is the modern day version of Job. God was just chillin' and Satan was like, hey, I bet that fat kid who shits himself will curse you if messed with enough. Instead of painful boils, Chris was pelted with pennies. Instead of his entire family being murdered, his attraction sign was tore up. After years of torment, Chris finally cursed God and now God owes Satan five bucks for losing the bet (:_(
 
A-Stump said:
Maybe Chris is the modern day version of Job. God was just chillin' and Satan was like, hey, I bet that fat kid who shits himself will curse you if messed with enough. Instead of painful boils, Chris was pelted with pennies. Instead of his entire family being murdered, his attraction sign was tore up. After years of torment, Chris finally cursed God and now God owes Satan five bucks for losing the bet (:_(
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Regardless of what happened up there, I wanna see Chris go Kratos on their asses.
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nsan said:
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Depending on your interpretation, one could say that Chris gets "trolled" by God because he asks for stupid/selfish/unrealistic things. Perhaps if he asked something legit like "God, I really want to turn my life around and be productive and I'm willing to swallow my pride to do so, please help me." The first photo would hold true. But since this is Chris he asks for Legos and Barb 2.0 to come knocking at his door. God helps those who help themselves and it seems trolls those who troll themselves.
 
Kitty Chandler said:
Depending on your interpretation, one could say that Chris gets "trolled" by God because he asks for stupid/selfish/unrealistic things. Perhaps if he asked something legit like "God, I really want to turn my life around and be productive and I'm willing to swallow my pride to do so, please help me." The first photo would hold true. But since this is Chris he asks for Legos and Barb 2.0 to come knocking at his door. God helps those who help themselves and it seems trolls those who troll themselves.
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  • He has autism because God decide to gave him autism
  • He asks for stupid things because he has autism
  • God doesn't help Chris because he asks for stupid things
  • He asks for stupid things because he has autism
  • He has autism because God decide to gave him autism
  • He asks for stupid things because he has autism
  • God doesn't help Chris because he asks for stupid things
  • He asks for stupid things because he has autism
  • He has autism because God decide to gave him autism
And it goes on forever. Fuck yea paradoxes!
 
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nsan said:
  • He has autism because God decide to gave him autism
  • He asks for stupid things because he has autism
  • God doesn't help Chris because he asks for stupid things
  • He asks for stupid things because he has autism
  • He has autism because God decide to gave him autism
  • He asks for stupid things because he has autism
  • God doesn't help Chris because he asks for stupid things
  • He asks for stupid things because he has autism
  • He has autism because God decide to gave him autism
And it goes on forever. Fuck yea paradoxes!
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Better parenting may have been the combo breaker. But since that tugboat has sailed and sunk, your paradox is hysterically accurate.
 
Chris is and will always be his own best troll. Sympathy after the fire? Gone because of whining about fucking Legos and being over-the-top greedy. Gal-Pals? could have evoked some sympathy had he not gone full asshole after they told him the truth. Megan? Well, we all know about that. Wal-Mart banning? Same thing, he acted like a asshole, was banned and offered an asshole's excuse.

Nobody, and I mean nobody, fucks Chris's life up like Chris does.
 
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