Favorite Trolls

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Who is your favorite troll?

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As others have said before, Chris is probably his own greatest troll.
 
Kacey's Father is my personal favorite just because he gave such a raw, candid assessment of Chris's character. He's a troll, granted, but I feel like he really got the "Normal person reacting to Chris's bullshit" part down really well.

Jack Thaddeus has no votes, as he should.
 
Marvin if he really is the man in the pickle suit. It's just such a surreal image, even by OPL standards.
 
Savannah.

No, I'd have to say I have a fondness for Marvin, because the sheer ridiculousness of "The Man In The Pickle Suit" fit so well with the insanity that was going to follow. The fact that it didn't seem at all out of the ordinary for a Pickleman to steal your date really painted a picture of how detached Chris is from reality.

Liquid was good for what it produced, like Ian's need to prove that he's Chris, and the whole reverse-identity-theft angle... but I think the sheer silliness, simplicity and memorability of Marvin's Pickle Suit Adventures makes him my favourite troll
 
Never mind the fact that time and time again, Marvin has proven to us that he knows Chris better than most of us, and has blown me away by bringing up arguments about Chris that I probably wouldn't have thought up myself. I honestly like seeing how he can disprove the arguments of myself and others because I honestly like to hear what the opposition( or that which has some semblance thereof) has to bring to the table.
 
I like swamp trolls myself. There used to be a lot of them up in Finland, especially in the north... oh, wait you didn't mean those kind of trolls. You meant the dang dirty kind of trolls. Yeah, I like a lot of them. "Shigeru Miyamoto" gets credit for stringing Chris along so well, and Kacey's father is just awesome for calling out Chris. It was probably the first time in his entire life that anyone spoke to him so honestly. Then there's Liquid Chris, who was just genius. And the Asperchu Four have to get respect for pissing of Chris enough for him to graphically torture-kill them in his little comic. But of the options listed, the man in the pickle suit has to be the best. I mean, come on, he's become a part of the folklore surrounding Chris. He's a living legend, and the whole concept is just surreal in general.

Of course, the best troll is probably Chris himself, or God if you believe in him/her/it, because nobody else could so thoroughly troll Chris. I mean, what could you do to the poor bastard that life hasn't already done to him? Obesity, lack of sex, greasiness, lack of a job, burning down his own fucking house... Chris has pretty much screwed up his life (and credit) for the next few decades, assuming he lives that long of course, and nobody is to blame for that except for himself. He's like a trainwreck. You just can't look away. And even if you were to feel sorry for him, there's nothing you can do because he doesn't take advice, or help. Just ass patting. :anna:
 
I think Liquid and Kacey (with the aid of dearest daddy Matthew), pulled out some of my favorite gems from the twisted "mind" of Christian Weston Chandler.
 
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