Favorite Trolls

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Who is your favorite troll?

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Liquid is such a boss. Not only did he steal Chris' identity, he also made him jealous by pretending to have all the success Chris was so desperate for. Their interactions are fucking hilarious (Impophter! I am da real C-dubya-C!), and it helps that his imitation was just spot on at the time, especially his voice. He managed to make himself seem convincing despite looking nothing like Chris.

And then there's the Kacey saga, which is really one of the all-time highs CWC trolling, especially the Father Call. For those of you who don't know, Matthew Devoria wasn't some new troll, just Liquid speaking a different voice. The guy has some serious acting chops. And then there's other unforgettable moments like him playing More Than A Feeling on a real guitar right after Chris uploaded his Guitar Hero version, leading to all those hilarious posters.

He's also one of the only trolls that isn't some form of basement dweller IRL. He studied molecular biology, plays guitar despite having a withered left arm due to cancer, and even does charity work in his free time.
 
Arctic said:
Liquid is such a boss. Not only did he steal Chris' identity, he also made him jealous by pretending to have all the success Chris was so desperate for. Their interactions are fucking hilarious (Impophter! I am da real C-dubya-C!), and it helps that his imitation was just spot on at the time, especially his voice. He managed to make himself seem convincing despite looking nothing like Chris.

And then there's the Kacey saga, which is really one of the all-time highs CWC trolling, especially the Father Call. For those of you who don't know, Matthew Devoria wasn't some new troll, just Liquid speaking a different voice. The guy has some serious acting chops. And then there's other unforgettable moments like him playing More Than A Feeling on a real guitar right after Chris uploaded his Guitar Hero version, leading to all those hilarious posters.

He's also one of the only trolls that isn't some form of basement dweller IRL. He studied molecular biology, plays guitar despite having a withered left arm due to cancer, and even does charity work in his free time.
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Arctic said:
Liquid is such a boss. Not only did he steal Chris' identity, he also made him jealous by pretending to have all the success Chris was so desperate for. Their interactions are fucking hilarious (Impophter! I am da real C-dubya-C!), and it helps that his imitation was just spot on at the time, especially his voice. He managed to make himself seem convincing despite looking nothing like Chris.

And then there's the Kacey saga, which is really one of the all-time highs CWC trolling, especially the Father Call. For those of you who don't know, Matthew Devoria wasn't some new troll, just Liquid speaking a different voice. The guy has some serious acting chops. And then there's other unforgettable moments like him playing More Than A Feeling on a real guitar right after Chris uploaded his Guitar Hero version, leading to all those hilarious posters.

He's also one of the only trolls that isn't some form of basement dweller IRL. He studied molecular biology, plays guitar despite having a withered left arm due to cancer, and even does charity work in his free time.
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Hi Liquid
 
No idea. I just know that Marvin's debunked that theory before.
 
Arctic said:
Nevermind then :P A couple of people on Youtube claimed he was. Do you know who played him?
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Oh, you were serious.

Liquid was pretty good. Though his impression of Chris was very much off. Like, it's not that you would've mistook liquid for Chris himself. It was more a good parody. He was funny.

And yeah, nah, Matthew Devoria was this big guy, with a booming voice. In the call he did, that's his natural voice.

Heh, and few trolls (well, once the weens stopped being successful regularly) are basement dwellers.
 
Marvin said:
Oh, you were serious.

Liquid was pretty good. Though his impression of Chris was very much off. Like, it's not that you would've mistook liquid for Chris himself. It was more a good parody. He was funny.

And yeah, nah, Matthew Devoria was this big guy, with a booming voice. In the call he did, that's his natural voice.

Heh, and few trolls (well, once the weens stopped being successful regularly) are basement dwellers.
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I meant that Chris himself thought that other people might confuse Liquid for him. Then again, this is Chris we're talking about, so that's not too hard to accomplish.
 
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I could read the Miyamoto/Reggie e-mails everyday and never get bored. Has Chris ever been more hilariously delusional? Not only did he think he was in business with a multi-billion dollar corporation, but that the world's most famous game designer would be in awe to meet him, the Hand Drawing original creator of Sonichu. Oh, the smug pride you can feel coming off of the screen as he describes the concept of C-quarters and W-quarters. The way he compares himself to an overworked employee who hasn't been receiving benefits. When he accuses Reggie of being a possible virgin and/or homosexual because of the latter's objections to a pantyshot. Granted, not too many videos came out of this episode, but those that did are great. "Mr. Mayamodo."
 
RandyCox said:
I could read the Miyamoto/Reggie e-mails everyday and never get bored... Oh, the smug pride you can feel coming off of the screen as he describes the concept of C-quarters and W-quarters.
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There's something poignant about the Miyamoto saga that touches Chris' failed dreams and aspirations in a way that the other trolls simply don't. I think most people know what it's like to be led on by a potential employer, and watching Chris who is incapable of working somehow endure those feelings is stranger-than-fiction black comedy. I feel bad for him because I understand those feelings, and I laugh at it because it's just so ridiculous.
 
I quite like Surfshack Tito for his emails. As the anchuent Hawaiians said "A cuz with greed is a cuz indeed."

My actual vote goes to Mr Kacey, seeing as he managed to engage Chris in a long conversation of calling out bs whilst keeping in character.
 
Liquid because it was just plain funny, and ABL because his conversations with Chris were enlightening/rage inducing of Chris' innate behavior.
 
Marvin/The Man in the Pickle Suit may not have produced the most content, but he is my favorite troll because I still can't fucking believe that someone called The Man in the Pickle Suit, who was a literal man in a pickle suit, stole Chris's date in real life and became a villainous figure in Chris's existence. This was something that really happened, on Earth, in real life, for real. Chris lives in a cartoon, and The Man in the Pickle Suit is living proof. So he is the best.

He also found the perfect balance of hilarious trolling and not being a sociopath (Bluespike). Bluespike was just a bummer, Pickleman is a figure of joy.
 
Liquid was definitely the best I think, I think at one point Chris was nearly even convinced that Liquid was the real CWC.

Anustart said:
He also found the perfect balance of hilarious trolling and not being a sociopath (Bluespike). Bluespike was just a bummer, Pickleman is a figure of joy.
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Yeah, IMO Bluespike at best was a lucky ween that found an opportunity.
 
My top three:

1) Asperpedia Four (Voted for this one mainly because I loved the Asperchu comics)
2) Liquid Chris
3) Tito

Honorable Mentions: Clyde Cash, and Man in Pickle Suit
 
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