Favourite "Old Internet" stuff - Let's reminisce about the Wild West days

Sending friends on MSN messenger links from discharges.org. It no longer exists, but throughout the 2000s it hosted looping flash clips with audio like YTMND, but it was like hundreds of shock content almost exclusively. There's an infamous picture of a man shoving his bald head into a woman's snatch; the first place I ever saw it was a looping clip from that site. Same with the clip from Riki-Oh, where the dude claps someone's head off. I haven't thought about that place in decades, holy hell.
 
YouTube Poops. I miss the days when I could watch a video of someone making Mario say "shit" and all was right with the world...

Also the Kirby fan forums I used to go to as a kid. No trannies, no activism, no secret cabals of Discord powerjannies... Just a bunch of autistic kids making bad fanart and RPGMaker games.
 
@cybertoaster

"Ares was a cesspit of malware, edonkey never worked, there were a few napster clones that had better quality files but download speeds were atrocious and users left. Really filesharing only got really good when torrents got traction and there was a short golden age with megaupload and mediafire when you could find literally anything, even corporate software worth more than a used car."

Showing my age here, but I remember starting my online piracy career (after years of copying floppies amongst friends) on BBSes back in the early 90s, when I first found Rusty and Edie's it was like winning the fucking lottery, you could find ANYTHING on there. Now downloading it at 4800 baud was another story, I wasn't lucky enough to have a dedicated phone line just for dial-up so I really only had the overnight hours, but it was awesome none the less.

Then when Napster came out and all of the clones did as well, modem speeds had improved so much over the course of the 90s that you could download actual music. And back when CDs still cost $15 each, that was like hitting the lottery all over again. I still have some files I downloaded back then, that I've kept for almost 25 years now, even though I have copies of the same songs at much better bit rates the nostalgia factor has made me keep them all this time.

And in 2002 I learned about BitTorrent, and found Suprnova.org, your one-stop shop for literally anything that you wanted. I had just gotten a broadband connection and was stunned at the speeds I was getting vs. 56K. Finally pirating video was feasible, and so was pirating big-ticket software. I started amassing a media collection that has continued until today. When Suprnova went down I thought, "Well that was fun while it lasted", but then there was a mass exodus to the Pirate Bay, and for while, until about 2010 or so you could find the most obscure shit on there with no problem. These days torrenting is much more decentralized, and you don't have any trouble finding torrents of new shit, but a lot of stuff is basically gone forever, and I'm really glad that I grabbed some stuff back then that I know I'll never be able to find again.

And as far as software is concerned, I helped a friend get a video production company up and running in 2003, and we probably pirated over $100k of software to help do that. Shake, Maya, Photoshop, Final Cut Studio, 3D Studio Max, and a TON of other shit that I can't remember off the top of my head. If it weren't for piracy, he never would have been able to get started, and he's still in video production 20 years later, and is now a fucking millionaire. You could never do that these days, but to be honest you really wouldn't need to because everything is SaaS now, and the barriers to entry are a lot lower, not to mention that free tools available now are more capable than most of that stuff was back then.

These days, people just watch shit on streams, whether legal or otherwise, which though convenient, just isn't the same as downloading something once and knowing you'll have it forever as long as you don't suffer a hard drive failure. Piracy is still a thing of course, but the golden age of piracy is long gone and I doubt very much if we'll ever see anything like that era ever again.
 
We will fucking NEVER have another experience quite like gaming rumors spreading around the 'Net like wildfire. In a world where (for the most part) you can search up and see if something is true or false, back then if some dude even had the slightest knowithow on using photoshop and posting a shitty screencap of it on a forum claiming they managed to find hidden content within a game, people would go batshit INSANE and try their damndest to figure out how to get to said hidden content.
This is probably what some people would call "playground rumors," and let me tell you it was a special kind of feeling knowing that your favorite game might have something in it that you didn't even know about. Now with the Internet as big as it is, weeding out fakes is easier than ever and you could just search up anything about a game and you'll pretty much know almost everything about it.
One of my friends at school once managed to convince me that if you threw a grenade at a specific wall in Half Life 2, it would be destroyed and behind the wall would be Half Life 3. Fun times.

Also those “how to tip the iceberg/go to rockhopper island/get a rainbow puffle in club Penguin” tutorials with the really terrible photoshop.
 
We will fucking NEVER have another experience quite like gaming rumors spreading around the 'Net like wildfire. In a world where (for the most part) you can search up and see if something is true or false, back then if some dude even had the slightest knowithow on using photoshop and posting a shitty screencap of it on a forum claiming they managed to find hidden content within a game, people would go batshit INSANE and try their damndest to figure out how to get to said hidden content.
This is probably what some people would call "playground rumors," and let me tell you it was a special kind of feeling knowing that your favorite game might have something in it that you didn't even know about. Now with the Internet as big as it is, weeding out fakes is easier than ever and you could just search up anything about a game and you'll pretty much know almost everything about it.
What happened is that companies figured they could make the fake shit themselves to drive sales up, show content that will never make it to the final game, see any of crowbcat's videos as an example.
Also I miss Yahoo Answers. Fuck Quora and Ask.com, they will never be as funny as people asking stupid shit like this
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Just what keeps quora afloat? I thought it was another pump&dump valley startup aiming for an acquihire or something.
These days torrenting is much more decentralized, and you don't have any trouble finding torrents of new shit
Tons of malware now tho, more than I used to remember.
, but a lot of stuff is basically gone forever, and I'm really glad that I grabbed some stuff back then that I know I'll never be able to find again.
Like what?
And as far as software is concerned, I helped a friend get a video production company up and running in 2003, and we probably pirated over $100k of software to help do that. Shake, Maya, Photoshop, Final Cut Studio, 3D Studio Max, and a TON of other shit that I can't remember off the top of my head. If it weren't for piracy, he never would have been able to get started, and he's still in video production 20 years later, and is now a fucking millionaire.
Damn, did he give you shares on his company or something? pay you back for the help?
These days, people just watch shit on streams, whether legal or otherwise, which though convenient, just isn't the same as downloading something once and knowing you'll have it forever as long as you don't suffer a hard drive failure. Piracy is still a thing of course, but the golden age of piracy is long gone and I doubt very much if we'll ever see anything like that era ever again.
I burned everything on CDs and DVDs to prevent that kind of data loss, tho now I'm worrying about the rot. If I had the money and the space (stuck in the city for now) I would get some LTO drives and tapes, do coldstorage of all kinds of shit, maybe get some broken microwaves and faraday everything too just to be sure a solar flare or EMP wont take out my totally priceless collection of 90's videogame ads.

Imagine after a cataclysm a hundred years from now somebody finds my basement full of LTOs and they are like "thank god this gentle soul archived all this information so we can rebuild civilization!" and the moment they load the tapes its goes "GENESIS DOES WHAT NINTENDON'T!" upscaled to 4k.
 
UHS was a hint system for adventure gamers like me where people set up tiered hints before a solution so you could get through puzzles or situations in games that didn't flat out just give you the answer. Was really great in early 90s. It still exists but its no longer streamlined cause of the web systems it was built on being depreceated.
 
I know Newgrounds is still around but I miss it. Going back today wouldn't be the same thing.
Yeah it's never like it used to be. The only online space that gives me that 'time capsule'/'back in time' feeling is ctf_2fort lobbies in TF2. The rest of this internet is becoming this safe corporate hellscape. Having to run a ban risk analysis everytime I want to say faggot, is getting annoying.
 
I had my own crappy videogame site I made in Freewebs with a fan club section for popular characters as well as totally non-sense niche characters from games I was playing...
Freewebs holy shit. Now THAT's a nostalgia trip. I used to have a webpage where I posted absolutely horrid sprite comics. It was even part of a web ring of other underaged autists posting just the worst sprite comics. Imagine the shittiest, most autistic comic you can conjure up... now make it ten times worse. That's the kind of gold we were publishing.

I miss webcomics in general. There are a ton more comic artists out there today but they all make cutesy "omg so relateable" 4 panel comics. It's boring. If any of you remembers Breakpoint City, you're either absolutely based or a fucking liar.
 
Like what?

A bunch of shit I used to watch when I was a kid from the 70s and early 80s. Electric Company, Schoolhouse Rock, Zoom, HBO's Brain Games, etc. Also a bunch of obscure foreign films and the complete run of the original Japanese Iron Chef. Good luck finding any of that shit on an active torrent these days.

Damn, did he give you shares on his company or something? pay you back for the help?

Actually he did give me a chunk of cash some years back that enabled me to pay off all of my debt. Shame that I've since acquired more. It wasn't just for helping him pirate stuff, I worked with him for 18 months until I decided to go to grad school. In retrospect, I wish I had stayed and kept working with him, but if I had I would have missed out on a lot of interesting experiences.

I used to have literally hundreds of burned DVDs with all kinds of stuff, once multi-TB external hard drives became affordable I transferred everything over and quit dragging giant CD wallets around with me everywhere. And now that multi-TB external SSDs are affordable I'm slowly but surely transferring everything over to those. I figure if I just write data to them once they should last a pretty long time. I had never thought about using broken microwaves as Faraday cages but I love the idea!
 
I miss forums and webrings for dedicated fancoms.

Webrings for you newfags was when individual sites with a common purpose/theme had a forward/back button. It was strikingly like a social version of the token-ring network where each packet stops at each individual computer.

I also remember "dual network" cards with 10/100 Ethernet and Token ring cable connectors, but that's another story.

Even with the inevitable spam/idiot containment you had to do on an individual fan forum, even with many individual sites being God-awful...they were the brainchild of dedicated people and the GOOD ones were absolute gold. I met friends on a cartoon forum that I knew for decades.

Facebook groups are not only not the same, they made it too easy to make a fan-page and severely limited how much you can change the format. They also siphoned all the existing members and I'll never forgive them for killing my entire 80's cartoon fandom.
 
I used to be an oldfag for much decades. My favorite would be 4chan during its peak, rage comics still being a massive thing, old memes and YouTube Poops, and quite likely, years when the Internet isn't particularly well-developed yet.
 
years ago I used to post on an imageboard called b3ta, where people made funny pictures and animations; it still exists, but it's been circling the drain for years
also, I'm pretty sure Reddit ripped off the format of threaded messageboards from b3ta
some of those old memes still make me laugh, particularly the ones about buttprostitutes and meth labs
 
We will fucking NEVER have another experience quite like gaming rumors spreading around the 'Net like wildfire. In a world where (for the most part) you can search up and see if something is true or false, back then if some dude even had the slightest knowithow on using photoshop and posting a shitty screencap of it on a forum claiming they managed to find hidden content within a game, people would go batshit INSANE and try their damndest to figure out how to get to said hidden content.
This is probably what some people would call "playground rumors," and let me tell you it was a special kind of feeling knowing that your favorite game might have something in it that you didn't even know about. Now with the Internet as big as it is, weeding out fakes is easier than ever and you could just search up anything about a game and you'll pretty much know almost everything about it.
Games now have their files datamined and leaked in a matter of days, and what little bit of mystery might remain in the ones that don't are subject to the fact that the internet is available to any retard with a phone now so you can deboonk rumors in seconds. It's sad.

Anyone remember Super Mario 64 and Smash Bros. rumors? Those were always the most popular and as a kid it was so neat to think that these simple games could be hiding so much under the surface. I miss that. *sigh*

i agree with the yahoo answers thing as well, that site was fucking comedy gold. miiverse was great too for similar reasons though it came and went much later.
 
A bunch of shit I used to watch when I was a kid from the 70s and early 80s. Electric Company, Schoolhouse Rock, Zoom, HBO's Brain Games, etc. Also a bunch of obscure foreign films and the complete run of the original Japanese Iron Chef. Good luck finding any of that shit on an active torrent these days.
Cant you upload those to archive org? or it will get baaaaleted for copyright reasons?
Actually he did give me a chunk of cash some years back that enabled me to pay off all of my debt. Shame that I've since acquired more. It wasn't just for helping him pirate stuff, I worked with him for 18 months until I decided to go to grad school. In retrospect, I wish I had stayed and kept working with him,
Cant you ask him for a job now? assuming you need it.
but if I had I would have missed out on a lot of interesting experiences.
Story time? or its compromising?
I used to have literally hundreds of burned DVDs with all kinds of stuff, once multi-TB external hard drives became affordable I transferred everything over and quit dragging giant CD wallets around with me everywhere. And now that multi-TB external SSDs are affordable I'm slowly but surely transferring everything over to those. I figure if I just write data to them once they should last a pretty long time. I had never thought about using broken microwaves as Faraday cages but I love the idea!
Dont use SSDs for archive, HDDs might break but you can still get your stuff back, SSDs just die if left unpowered for too long and you can't get anything back ever. Trust me, get some LTOs, or BDXL discs tho if you want really long term there's M-disc.
I used to be an oldfag for much decades. My favorite would be 4chan during its peak, rage comics still being a massive thing, old memes and YouTube Poops, and quite likely, years when the Internet isn't particularly well-developed yet.
Dude that was like 10 years ago or less.
years ago I used to post on an imageboard called b3ta, where people made funny pictures and animations; it still exists, but it's been circling the drain for years
also, I'm pretty sure Reddit ripped off the format of threaded messageboards from b3ta
some of those old memes still make me laugh, particularly the ones about buttprostitutes and meth labs
I thought plebbit ripped off digg.
 
Sending friends on MSN messenger links from discharges.org. It no longer exists, but throughout the 2000s it hosted looping flash clips with audio like YTMND, but it was like hundreds of shock content almost exclusively. There's an infamous picture of a man shoving his bald head into a woman's snatch; the first place I ever saw it was a looping clip from that site. Same with the clip from Riki-Oh, where the dude claps someone's head off. I haven't thought about that place in decades, holy hell.
The dude sticking his head in the girl's snatch was famous. Good times.

I miss old school 2D basic ass RuneScape.

I also miss when you could find weird and unusual shit on YouTube before it became sanitized.
 
Playing Tibia in the 7.4-7.6 version days was the ultimate nightnare of a game. full of soul. This video encapsulates it and how I learned that sometimes it is better for myself to not look into stuff outside your realm, how the greed and curiosity, can fuck you up. I will never forget the seething tears that my 10 year old had after I died into a trap and spent 30 minutes trying to find the guy who killed me while crying, looking for revenge. (And the worst part is that I was just a level 10 druid, I didnt lose anything important, just my pride)

 
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